Me-Ok! 3rd chapie up!

Itachi- You don't seem evil-

Me- I'M EVIL! IF YOU SAY I AM NOT! I'LL GO HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN ALL YOUR POCKY!

Itachi- NOOO! MY POCKY!

Sasuke- That's your weakness?

Me- Shut up Hebi-teme!

Sasuke- How dare you call me a hebi-teme!

Me- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I got that wrong…ok, I mean…SHUT UP EMO-GAY-HEBI-TEME!

Sasuke- SHUT UP YOU BITCH! I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU UP!

Me- *Killing/Demon aura surrounds me* what did you say?

Itachi and Naruko- *scoot* *scoot*

Sasuke- Um…uh oh…

Itachi and Naruko- Evil doesn't own Naruto…

Me- NO SHIT! *Runs to Sasuke with a scythe*

Sasuke- HELP!*Runs away*

Me- GO TO HELL BITCH!

Next day Konoha gate-

I noticed the council and my team. I turned around to face them. "How about I tell you something important before I leave…" I said. "Kai." I said. Then my henge wore off. "I-Impossible!" the council yelled. "Y-Y-You're a-a-alive!" Kakashi asked. I smirked. Then I faced Sakura and Sasuke who were shocked. "My real name is…

(Normal POV)-

"My real name is Hitomi Namikaze-Uzumaki. Daughter of Kushina Uzumaki, otherwise known as the red whirlpool, and Minato Namikaze Konoha's yellow flash and the yondime." Naruko/Hitomi said. She had long red hair and blue eyes.

(Hitomi's POV)

I smirked. "W-Wait! D-Don't go!" the council yelled. I turned around. "Too bad." I said. Then I left.

2 days later-

"Itachi, what now?" a voice asked. I woke up from the voice. "Someone is out there." The voice said again. I peeked behind the tree. I saw some fish dude. When I looked around I saw Itachi. 'I-Itachi?' I thought.

"Well, well, your boyfriend came." Kyuubi said.

I knew Itachi saw me. "Hitomi?" Itachi asked. Then I came out. "Yea it's me." I said. "What are you doing here?" Itachi asked. "The council banished me and I swore I will destroy that village and kill everyone in it." I said. "So, why don't you join us?" Itachi asked. "Join what?" I asked. "The Akatsuki. Our goal is to get all the Jinchuuriki." Itachi said. "But I have Kyuubi inside me." I said. "You have Kyuubi's soul. We need Kyuubi's power." Itachi said. Then I nodded. "Ok, I will join. But don't I get something?" I asked. Itachi laughed. "Fine, fine." He said. Then he kissed me on the cheek. "There happy?" Itachi asked. I smiled. "Yea. By the way who's the fish face over there?" I asked pointing to the other person that looked like a fish. "That's my partner Kisame. Kisame my girlfriend Hitomi, Hitomi my partner Kisame." Itachi said. "Hitomi, why don't you change to your real self?" Itachi asked. I nodded. My hair got longer, before it was up to my hip, now it was up to my knees. My hair changed to black, and my 1 of my eyes turned red and the other turned gold. I smiled.

(Normal POV) 1 month later woods-

"So, all we do is to go to Konoha and get some dude named Killer bee…boring! Can't we *Cough* I *Cough* kill or destroy something?" a girl asked.

Konoha Gates-

"Man, it's been a long time since I came here…I think Konoha needs something…Oh! I know! Flames! Screams! Blood! Dead bodies everywhere I look!" a girl yelled. Then she took the cloak off. She had another cloak and her face was covered with the hood. "You guys remember the plan, right?" she asked. The 2 men nodded. Then they disappeared. Then she walked to the Hokage's Office.

Hokage's Office-

She knocked on the door. "Come in!" Sarutobi yelled. She opened the door. She walked in and closed the door. "Who are you?" Sarutobi asked. "You don't remember me?" the girl asked. Sarutobi shook his head. Then the girl took off her hood. "It's y-you! Y-You c-came b-back!" Sarutobi said. The girl smirked. Then the door opened. "Hokage-sama! We are done with the mission!" Sakura yelled. Then the girl frowned. Then Sasuke widened his eyes when he saw the girl.

Me- There!

Hitomi- I bet the people who are reading this already knows who the girl is.

Rin- Evil! Can I have some oranges?

Me- OK. *Gives Rin 500 boxes of oranges.* Now go back to the Unexpected.

Rin- Ok!

Me- Review plz!