Number 4

A/N I swear to Jashin, somebody, ANYBODY review! DX

No one has favourited, reviewed, or added this story! Y U NO READ!

Gosh, you guys are such... Such... Douche bags!

Enjoy, this time it's Itachi x Lisa (Again, her info is on my profile).

The rest of the series is going to be songs dedicated to pairings, so SMD! (Even though I'm a chick...)

- Where's the punchline, dudes? -

"We are drawn to each other,
Like drops of water, like the planets.
We repulse each other,
Like magnets, like the colours of our skin."

Lisa POV

Ugh, Jashin, why do you forsake me so? You have to get me pretty bloody drunk to do this. That's right. If you haven't guessed, it's Karaoke night, but now instead of just the six of us (Grace, Mae, Solace, Marco, Dominic and I), it was now about sixteen of us. The karaoke room was fairly big, and not many people come around here, and they do sell alcohol.

There were few people more annoyed than me right now, and that's saying something. As soon as we got in there, I ordered the most potent cocktail in the place, receiving many dirty, confused and disappointed looks. Ha, they'll never get me to sing sober, NEVEEER!

"Sit over here, dude!" Solace called me over from the bar. I walked back with my bright pink drink and sat next to Itachi, needing a quick escape.

"God, you're terrible." Grace told me. She lit a cigarette under the permission of the owner. The Akatsuki looked confused.

"Stop staring, or I'll break your nose and bite you till you bleed to death." She told everybody in a lazy way, blowing smoke rings in Sasori's face. He turned away impassively.

"You don't have to stay guys, but you'll miss out on Lisa's drunken love songs. Always amusing, guaranteed." Grace drawled. Zetsu, Kisame and Kakuzu left quickly. Most people were to bored to leave, or interested in my singing. I was getting quite drunk by the time everyone picked out the songs and in what order they would go.

"Lisa, you're up first." Mae told me with an evil grin. I swore at her and gave them rude gestures before I took the microphone.

"What song, asses?" I asked them angrily, refusing to stand on stage.

"I like you, I love you. English." Grace told me, blowing a perfect heart shaped cloud of smoke at Itachi. The music started.

"He-he-he-hey, hey, could you wait a minute?
If you're busy, sorry!
Just a little, hey, a little while,
I want to talk with you.
What can I do? What's the point?
Um.. What game should we play?
Word games?
Daqui-"ri".. "Ri"-n...
I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this...
Are you hungry? Want something to eat?
Umm... I... I don't have water...
Take your eyes off the monitor,
I have to simulate distance,
And yet I watch that idiot.
My throat is dry and I can't speak.
Sigh... What to do...
I'm being honest, you see...
No good, it's as scary as ever,
I want to convey my feelings,
Why is it so hard?
He-he-he-hey, hey, could you wait a minute?
If you're busy, sorry!
Just a little, hey, a little while,
I want to talk with you.
What can I do? What's the point?
Um.. ro-ro-rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors, iced coffee, I think...?
I'm sorry, I'm pretty boring...
Are you hungry? Want something to eat?
Umm... I... I don't have water...
See, even if it's sudden,
It's kind of a weird feeling, sorry...
Maybe it's surprising,
But, I wanted to hear, err...
Sigh... What to do?
I'm being honest, you see...
No good, it's as scary as ever,
I want to convey my feelings,
Why is it so hard?
I'm being honest, you see...
I-I, I, I, I, I...
Hey, you are, um...
I, sorry, wait.. I-I...
I, I, um.. hey..
You're the one that I li...
Hey, honestly, crap, I, um
I, um, um, hey..
You're... um...
I, sorry, wait, he-hey.
Umm, I...
You're the one that...!
Hey, I, you're the one that I..
Hey, I, you're the one that I..
I, to you...
Li, li, li-li, li-li, li... li,
Li-li-li-li, li, li, li,li,
Lii, sigh.. Sorry, I forgot...
... Wait!
Li, li, li-li, li-li-li-li,
Li-li-li-li, li.. li.. li.. li,
Li, li, li-li, li-li, li.. li
Like, I love you!"

I had tried to just stare at the wall but it turns out I had been staring at Itachi. Cue tomato coloured face. I stared at him completely shocked and embarrassed. I slowly slid down in my seat, and eventually slid out of it and sat in the fatal position on the floor. Grace prodded me Dominic prodded me with his foot.

"You right?" Marco asked me, his frowning face appeared beside me. I shook my head no. How could I be! I just told Itachi I was in love with him! Marco sighed and sat up again.

"She ain't coming out. She's embarrassed that she indirectly told Itachi she's in love with him." Marco explained with a smile in his voice. I kicked him in the shins. Marco paused. "And now she's mad at me. Ow Lisa, ow." He rubbed his legs. Itachi's face appeared next to mine this time, and Mae's too.

"Get up you lazy emo git. My granny's more lively than you, bless her soul." Mae told me with all the charm and elegance of a drunk potato. Itachi stared at her menacingly and she sat up again, leaving us alone.

Oh God oh crap oh shit holy fuck he's too close!

"... Are you alright?" He asked with sarcasm. He was picking up bad habits. I turned away from him. He poked me.

"You're acting too OOC, it's disturbing. Stop." I told him.

"I was about to say the same thing. Get up, shorty."

"Noez."

"Why not?"

"Because. I'm embarrassed."

"Why?" I turned towards him.

"BECAUSE I JUST SAID I LOVE YOU." I whispered harshly, still red. He smirked.

"If you don't sit up and let us get on with this, so I can leave, I will tell everyone you just proclaimed your undying love for me." He whispered.

"... You're evil... And scarier when you're OOC... No."

"Fine then." He sat up. "Lisa just told me that she's-"

"-GOING TO SIT UP NOW! HA HA!" I yelled nervously, sitting up. Everyone sighed, and Itachi laughed. I smiled. Grace watched, amused.

"We are drawn to each other,
Like drops of water, like the planets.
We repulse each other,
Like magnets, like the colours of our skin." She recited with dramatics, pointing at us.

I laughed.

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