Hey people! Well, you're all in luck, because you have another chance to laugh at someone's misfortune, because Ron is up next! He will do the disclaimer.
Me: Ron, do the disclaimer.
Ron: Er…I…like…toast?
Me: No, say I don't own anything.
Ron: I don't own anything.
Me: *Facepalm.
Ron: What?
Me: Mental note: Leave Ron out of all future disclaimers.
Ask him if he still has the necklace from Lavender.
Bewitch his prefect badge to say "Blimey Harry, I'm a ginger!"
Videotape him brushing his teeth and send it to Fred and George for "editing."
Whenever he's talking interrupt and start clapping loudly yelling "HE STOPPED EATING!"
Tell him you highly suspect Hagrid has a crush on him.
When he's coming into the Great Hall, grab a group of random Slytherins and sing "Weasley is our king" to a dance routine.
Force him to do standup comedy (with a stool and microphone), tape it, and show it to Hermione.
Tell him Hermione is engaged to Draco.
Get him a Lavender bobble head for his bedside table.
Constantly ask him if Romilda Vane knows he exists or not.
A/N: Poor Ron! Well, at least he's had his fair share of torture and he's lucky to get it out of the way. Well, you know who's not so lucky? Hermione, who's up next. Leave any ideas in comments for anyone!