A/N: Hey fanfiction people! Well, now it's time for Hermione to take part in the torture. She will do the disclaimer.
Me: Hermione, do the disclaimer
Hermione: (Not looking up from 1,000 page book) Nope.
Me: Why not?
Hermione: I'm reading.
Me: *Sigh. What is so hard for these characters about doing disclaimers? I do not own anything.
Sneak into her bag and tape a photo of Snape to her homework. Then, tape one to her book cover. Then, one inside her textbook. And in the middle of the night, blow up a huge picture of Snape and hang it from her ceiling.
Convince her to write a love note to Ron. Take the love note, and read through a megaphone in a French accent in front of the Great Hall.
Make Cormac propose to her in the middle of transfiguration.
Don't do your homework. (This is a big one.)
Switch her final exam results with Ron's. Get. Her. Reaction. On. Tape.
Have her and Draco read the Dramione fanfics together.
Ask her if something's going on between her and Snape loud enough for the whole potions class to hear. When she says no, keep looking between Hermione and Snape all throughout potions and smirking and winking at them.
Show her the Hermione/Crookshanks fics. Then ask her if she wants to play with Crookshanks.
Put a Dramione scrapbook in her bag, signing it, "Yours truly, Draco."
Tell her that Ron and Lavender have three wonderful children. When she gets annoyed, keep talking about their wonderful children.
A/N: That was truly horrifying. I never want to have the mental image of a Dramione scrapbook or Ron and Lavender's wonderful children again. Well, at least Hermione's torture is done. Sadly enough, Ginny's up next. Leave ideas for anyone in comments please!