A/N: Hey people! Looks like Ginny's torture is up, so she will be the one to do the disclaimer.
Ginny: Why me?
Me: Because I'm lazy. Go.
Ginny: No. Disclaimers are stupid.
Me: Can ANYONE do a disclaimer right? I don't own Harry Potter.
Try to eat Arnold, her pygmy puff, and when she asks why you're eating him, reply "I thought he was a snowball."
Show her Drarry fanfics
Constantly compare her to Cho.
Force her to watch Harry and Cho kiss in the OOTP movie
Throw her broom into the whomping willow, claimimg you "dropped" it.
Send her hundreds and hundreds of love notes, signing them all "Your's truly, The Slytherins."
Loudly and in front of Harry, ask her if she's dating 5 boys at once.
Constantly remind her of the valentine card she send Harry in her first year.
Tape "I love Slytherin" to her back just before she enters the Great Hall.
Tell her that Harry left her for a monkey. Claim is was because "The monkey had style."