A/N: I tried my best to make this chapter funny... and I believe I failed. :/ If you haven't guess already about what its about, its about Peter Pan. If you don't know who that is. You have no childhood. :P

Enjoy!

Neverland

"Hey, Ana?" Kaiden said as he entered Commander Shepard's cabin. He found her on her messed up bed , hugging one of her pillows and her attention was towards the holographic screen.

"Shhh!" She hissed at him, waving him off. "I'm watching a movie."

"I can see that, Shepard. What movie you watching?"

"Peter Pan, the first human one...the one came back when floating cars never existed."

"Never watched it before." Wrong words.

Using her Omni-tool, she paused the movie, and gave the Major an eye widening look. "You never seen Peter Pan?"

"No..."Alenko said regretting what he said previously, he began backing towards the door, slowly.

"How about the animated ones? Hook? Any of the new alien ones? NOTHING?" She tossed the pillow that was laying next to her at him. There was a thud as it hit his face than to his feet. "Major Kaiden Alenko. Pick up that pillow, bring it here. Drop whatever it is your doing and come sit and watch movies with me. That's an order."

"Commander...I think that's a breach of reg- Never mind..." He took of his army boots and climbed into bed his head resting on the head board. Ana then rested her head on his chest.

"Good boy." He heard Ana whisper, "Now watch!"

She rewound the movie from the beginning.

~2 hours later~

"So why do you not like the alien versions of the movie?" Kaiden asked as he brushed his lover's long hair with his hand, who was currently laying on his chest. Every time he took a breath her head would go up and down with it.

"I like them...but their not on my favorite lists. As in..I can watch it...but I can't watch it too many times... you know what I mean?"

He laughed. "No, not really."

She sighed. "Well I'm not a big fan of them because well there are a lot of issues with 'em. Like the all Asari cast, the movie was beautiful..."

"But?"

"But Peter Pan is male."

"But didn't females play him in plays?"

"Yes. But there's a difference between plays and movies. And Neverland is supposed to be not growing up. So therefore everyone on that island don't grow up because Asari live for god knows how long! Don't get me wrong. I love my fellow aliens, I'm best friends with them, but come on! And don't get me started on the Elcor version, god that movie shouldn't be... alive!" Shepard said as she attempted -and failed- to find the correct word. "It was so boring! I don't know how the critics gave that movie eight stars out of ten. Oh have you seen an Elcor fly? Don't."

"Is there a Hanar version?"

"Oh my god...unfortunately. But that one has mixed race, but apparently they saw something in a Hanar and made him peter pan. Stupid Jellyfish..."

"Why don't you just direct one if your so picky." Aiden said with a laugh. Ana got up from her position and sat crisscrossed looking at him.

"I did. When I was twelve..." That's when Alenko burst out in laughter. "It's not funny! I actually did a good job! I even played Wendy! We won awards!"

"Awards from what? Your parents?" Slap. He deserved that. "Ow!"

"No. I don't remember, but we won awards! I even have the movie somewhere..."

"Who played Peter?"

"Hm? Oh a Drell, named Jim." Kaiden gave her a look. "He was adopted?" She couldn't tell if that came out as a question or a statement. "But he was a great Peter Pan. And because of that, he actually went into acting."

"Even during this hell?" Back to saving the galaxy. Boy did Anastasia wish that Neverland was real.

"Yes, during this hell, Kaiden. Just because we are at war doesn't mean that people should just drop what they were doing and focus on the war. Sometimes what their doing gives them peace. And we are no longer discussing this. We are going to go back to discussing about Peter."

"Okay... how about the lost boys and Wendy's brothers?"

"Three Turians... one played Tootles, one played Michael -Wendy's brother, and the other I believe played Curly. And all three Turians went into the army, when they were of age. Never heard of them since. Two Asari's -actual twins, played the twins. Never could figure out who's who... Though now I do... Tin Tin married a human and has three kids on some colony, while Dreama is a doctor who is on Earth..."

"They okay?"

"The last I heard from them was yesterday. Though Dreama lost her bond mate, good fellow that man was... Anyway... A Krogan played Nibs...with a twist...He played a very creepy happy Nibs..."

Kaiden laughed. "Why?"

"Have you ever seen a Krogan happy without killing anything?"

"Good point."

"And two Salarians played Slightly and John. And that's it... oh and my dad played Mr. Darling and Hook. He was a good Hook. Miss him.

"He okay?"

"...Yeah. He's with Anderson. Mom wishes that he wasn't, but there's nothing she can do..." Anastasia stretched and stifled a yawn. "I'm going to bed Mr. Alenko, and as punishment, you get to go sleep in your own quarters."

"What? I didn't even do anything!"

"Yes you did Major Aleko. You never knew what Neverland was before me. Now scram or face my omni-tool."

"Ana! What took you so long? We almost went to go fight Hook without you!" A boy about twelve said. His skin was tan but covered with dirt. He was floating above looking down at a young girl in a navy blue night dress her hair in pig tails.

"Sorry Peter! Let's go get Hook!" Ana took Peter's hand and flew off through the forests of Neverland.

You may have to grow up, but your dreams don't have to.

A/N: Cheesy Ending... O.o Reviews?