A/N: Another chapter in one day! You must love me! lol As of my latest chapter I got two (or was it three... (doesn't remember lol) ) more favorites and followers! YAY! Anyway, enjoy this chapter!
Sure... Commander Shepard could defeat and conquer the Reapers, and everything else on alien planets. She can deal with stupid arguments aboard her ship, give dating advice, convince a man that she doesn't work for Cerberus and get him to drop his trousers. But the only thing that she could handle was...
A shriek went everywhere on the Normandy, everyone dropped whatever they were doing and started panicking. Well a minor form of panic.
"What was that?"
"That wasn't a Banshee was it? I thought the Commander destroyed all of them."
"The scream came from Shepard's cabin, Jeff." EDI informed the pilot.
"Maybe she's enjoying herself way too much. Ever since we won the war, Kaiden and Sheaprd couldn't keep their hands off each other."
"I'm right here, Joker." Kaiden said crossing his arms.
"Oh. Whoops... then maybe she's..."
"Oh for the love of god, Joker. I'll go check it out..." Kaiden said shaking his head before heading towards the elevator. "You and you come with me."
"Yes, sir!" The two crew men, that Alenko had pointed to, saluted and grabbed their rifles and joined the Major in the elevator.
"What do you think it is sir?" Crew men 1 asked.
"Is the Commander okay, sir?" Crew men 2 asked.
"We'll find out in a moment." The elevator opened, another shriek and something falling, and then crashing.
"Ana? Anastasia?" Alenko asked as he walked in the cabin. She wasn't anywhere in the bedroom. The door opened to the bathroom. Ana was on the ground by the shower, the water still on, and she was naked. She looked towards the opened door.
All three men stood there blushing, the two crew men had their rifles pointing to something. Ana turned bright red, covered her breasts and screamed. "GET OUT!" No movement. "GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!"
Alenko nodded and the two crew men ran for it.
"Ana? Why are you screaming?"
"Kill it."
Alenko raised an eyebrow. "Kill what exactly?"
"That!" She said pointing towards a tiny speck on a wall. He walked closer to where she was pointing and only to find that she was pointing towards a spider. His girlfriend, his commander was afraid of tiny little spider? He chuckled and walked out of the room.
"What? Where you going?!" Ana pleaded.
"Don't worry, love." Alenko said coming back in with a small jar. He gently placed the spider in the jar and closed it. "There. Now you are saved from this...dragon."
"Ha ha. Now get that thing out." She said standing up, still covering her breasts.
"What? No hero's kiss or anything? I did just-"
"Out."
Alenko sighed, and then chuckled. "Have it your way, Ana." He kissed her cheek and left the cabin with the thing that made the Commander scared.
...Spiders.
A/N: To those confused with the last word, it was a continuation from the first paragraph. Just letting you know for those who didn't understand. Now please review! Please? Or maybe instead of reviewing give me an idea for upcoming chapters? Maybe?