A/N: Another idea brought to me by CyanB. :) I did my best to make this humerous. I really did, and I have a feeling that I spelt a certain planet wrong, though I'm too lazy right now to change it. :P Maybe the next chapter should be about rain, because its been raining here on and off... Its all dark and gloomy... bleh. Enjoy!

"Oh...my head..." Anastasia said as she woke up, she placed her hands on her forehead, hoping to calm the throbbing. It didn't. Slowly she moved her hands back over head, feeling her hair, then skin.

Her eyes widened, she shot up from bed, only to hit the floor due to the hangover and dizziness. Panic seized her, her omnitool appeared on her left arm, pressing few buttons, a camera showed up, seeing her bloodshot eyes, and bags, also her very short auburn hair.

She screamed and touching her short hair. "My hair! What the hell happened to my hair?!" Her stomach didn't like the screaming or how her body got up so quickly, Ana quickly ran to the bathroom.

"Ana?" Liara said coming in, all she heard was Ana throwing up the contents of her stomach. Walking towards the bathroom, the door opened to find the Commander over the toliet. "You okay?"

After throwing up the contents of her stomach, Ana pulled back, flushed the toilet, and leaned against the shelves on her wall. "Do I look okay, Liara?"

"No not really." The blue Asari said with a cocky smile. "Nice hair cut by the way."

Looking at her best friend with pleading eyes, Shepard asks: "What happened?"

Liara's eyes widened in surprise. "You...you don't remember?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be asking you now would I?" Ana said getting up from her position, walking up to the sink. She splashed some water on her face and gargled water. "So what exactly happened?"

"You... may want to sit down Shepard."

"Neve start a sentence with that, Liara. Now I might not want to know what happened."

Liara sighed as she sat down on the couch, while took a seat on messy bed, holding one of her pillows.

"Well... since we went to Tutchanka, and its been several months since you, Wrex and Grunt saw each other. So Wrex decided to party the reunion."

"That part I remember..." Shepard mumbled, while her finger traced a bump on her forehead that she had noticed earlier, but her hair got most of her attention.

"Well, Wrex ordered some of his men to go get some drinks that everyone could drink. You said that you didn't want to drink too much, because you had work to do tomorrow. Fat lie, by the way."

"Hey, it was to tell myself not to get drunk...but apparently I did so anyway."

"No kidding..." Shepard shot her a glare, Liara cleared her throat. "To put it simply, you had one too many drinks. Don't ask me what kind of drinks you had because I have no idea what you drank."

"Well that explains the hangover. It doesn't explain the bruise on my head or my short hair!"

"You might want to watch this..." Liara said using her omnitool to put the video on the big screen.

"Please tell me it's not on the extranet."

"No. Not yet. If it does, I, the Shadow Broker will take it down ASAP. Now watch."

The video at first was blurry, then it was focused on Shepard who was wearing black shorts underwear, and a black push up bra. Both were lace, and showed some skin. She also wore black fishnet stockings.

"What the hell am I wearing?!" Shepard said, her jaw hitting the ground.

"Apparently you have it in your closet. According to Major Alenko..." It was true, she did have that costume in her closet. But it was only worn privately...not publicly.

Shepard's face went bright red.

In the video Shepard took another shot of whatever it was she was drinking. She howled after the shot. "Another!"

Wrex was beside her laughing, patting Alenko, telling him how he was lucky to be with the Commander.

"Shepard, you should put your hair up." Kasumi Goto said appearing out of nowhere. She too was drunk. "You don't wanna get it all dirty. Hicc~"

"You think soooo?" Shepard slurred. "Cut it! Cut it! I dare you to cut it, kind sir!" She pointed to a Krogan, who obliged. His omnitool appeared in sword form (sure lets go with that...) and with one swift move, cut Shepard's long hair...

"MY HAIR!" Ana screamed clutching her pillow.

Liara chuckled. "Keep watching."

Shepard took her hair and threw it in the air, several krogans -all male, jumped to grab strands of the space hero's hair. She then stood on top of the counter, and started dancing, and there had to be a pole nearby.

"Go Lola!" Vega shouted in the video, as he walked up towards the bar. Everyone was watching her, wooing her, even betting on her.

"You want more big guy?" She said to Vega, kissing both his cheeks.

"Hell yeah!" And with that, Shepard, Commander of the Normandy, savior of the galaxy, took of her heels, and stockings. Stood up again, and danced. Her hands slowly going up her back towards the clasps of her bra.

The bra came off and landed in Vega's hands.

"OH. MY. GOD!" Ana said pausing the video before she went full nude. "I can't watch any more! Oh sweet Jesus..." Her head was in her hands on her legs. "What the hell have I done?!"

"Want me to go make sure that your parents, Anderson, and Hackett find out about this?" Liara suggested.

"PLEASE!" Ana said, her head shooting up, with puppy eyes.

"Later, I'll make you some pancakes."

"Okay..."

"I hope you learned your lesson Ana..." Liara said as she left.

Ana fell back, sprawled on her bed, then someone new came into her room.

Clearing his throat, Shepard sat up to see James Vega holding something.

"Commander."

"Vega."

"I thought you might want these back..." He said handing her what she had wore last night. Her face went bright red once again. "And about last night..."

"Oh god... Did we?" Ana asked as her stomach went into knots once more.
Vega blushed, who knew that he blushed. "Well...uhh..."

"Oh god...we did didn't we?!"

"Well... you weren't the only one. You should ask Liara and the major..."

"Oh for the love of..."

"Want me to leave, Lola?"

"Yes, please..."

Vega left.

Shepard learned her lesson. Never to drink ever again. Though a question was never answered, how the hell did she get that bump on her forehead...

"Oh, and Shepard," Vega said coming back in. "Since you don't want to know if we...uh..."

"Get to the point James."

"Don't question about the bump on your head..."

Vega left again, leaving a very confused commander. A part of her was still curious. The other part, just wanted to jump off a cliff.

A/N: Okay, No Vega, Shepard, Alenko, and Liara did NOT do a foursome. Vega sleeped with Shepard, while Alenko sleeped with Liara. :P My inner Shega or Vepard got to me. Its really ashame that James Vega wasn't a LI. And for the bump on her head, well she either hit on a bed, or she head smashed a krogan. lol

And the interview that I had today went well! So hopefully I get the job! I'll find out Monday. :)

Reviews please! If you just follow and fave that's fine...but I really would love reviews.