A/N: Short chapter, I was going to make it longer but then I lost my creativeness... Anyway... Enjoy
"Take off your clothes bitches! I win this round!" Jack said showing her royal flush. Groans were around the table of females, as each one takes a pair of clothing off.
"Bosh'tet." Tali mumbled as she took off her leggings.
"You could always take off the helmet." Jack suggested.
"And get sick? I rather not." Jack smiled as she waited for the others to take off a piece of their clothing. Samantha Traynor was only in her underwear and an Alliance tee shirt. Liara had given up her leggings, so now she was only in her underwear and her upper waist clothing. Miranda only had to give up her boots and belts, if she lost in the next round she would have to take off her one piece. Her fault. Gabriella Daniels was one step away from to be in only here undergarments. Diana Allers was the only one in her undergarments. As for Commander Anastasia Shepard, she was her mini civilian shorts, and a sports bra.
"Ready for another round, ladies?" Steve Cortez said shuffling the cards. He was the only man allowed in the observation deck.
Just then the observation deck opened, Vega stepped through. "Hey Cor- whoa."
"Hey! No males on this deck!" Jack said standing up pointing her finger at him. Vega's face turned bright red. Jack was only wearing her pants and her so called bra (they were only straps covering her nipples...).
"Out." Ana said standing up walking towards Vega. "Female night only."
"Then why is Cortez here?"
"Because he doesn't drool over us like you're doing right now." Ana gestured with her thumb on the corner of her lip. Vega did the same and wiped the drool off. "Now out."
"...Cortez you lucky bastard."
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