ME (AS IN MYSELF): NEJI, YOU BYAKUGAN PRICK! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US TOBI-KUN WAS OBITO?!

NEJI (AS IN NEJI): CAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE A HORRIBLY BORING PLOTLINE.

ME: :'l... ANYWAYS, DISCLAIMER!

NEJI (AS ABOVE MENTIONED): DISCLAIMED!

(CONTAIN'S CUSSING AND ONE-SIDED NEJIHINA)

IN THE HYUGA COMPOUND:

As the infamous Hyuga genius opened his eyes to the sound of chirping birds, he scowled irritably.

"Fucking birds."

Creeping out of his bed, solely clothed in teddy bear sweatpants he shouted out, "Hinata! Where's my coffee?!" Scowling even deeper at her late response, he moved to change into his daily attire. Long, stiff black pants and shirts, such as decreed by the oh-so fashionable Hyuga head. Sleep still clouding his eyes he worked his way to the door, again shouting out, "HINAT-!"

"I'm c-coming Neji-nii-san!",interrupted Hinata. "I'll b-be there in a minute!"

"Hmph!", impatiently yanking his door open, Neji made his way out to the kitchen. All the while muttering under his breath, "what the hell is taking her so long?"

Entering the kitchen he opened the door to find a wide-eyed Hinata. By the look of the brim-filled coffee mug in her hand she was just about to set out to his room. But this all became irrevelent as she dropped the mug. It and it's contents came crashing to the floor effectively scalding both pairs of feet. Neither one flinched, but that did not stop Neji from shaking Hinata furiously, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY?!"

Shaking her head nervously, the blue-haired Hyuga hurridly avoided the eyes of her irritable cousin. "I-It's just t-that...W-Well you see Nii-san."

Eyeing her suspiciously, Inner Neji nodded to himself thoughtfully. 'I see, dear Hinata-sama has finally realized her unyielding love for me.' Turning to his 'secret admirer' leaned in huskily, "It's okay Hinata-sama. I feel the same way."

"W-what are you t-talking about Nii-san?!"

"I think you know what I'm talking about."

"N-Nii-san it's your hair! It-It's gone!"

"...What?"

But before Hinata could respond a bug-nin burst in. Though he wore his usual dark cloak and high-collared shirt, under this revealed a pair of seriously hairy legs. (A/N: Like seriously man.) Eyeing the two irritably he yelled, "WHERE'S MY PANTS, GODDAMMIT!"

"Eto, S-Shino-kun?"

Neji shook his head, "...WHAT?!"

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