Had a good time during holidays? :)

Here I am again! MUAH HA HA HA HA! You can't get away from me! MUAH HA HA HA HA! Serious now... Um... I read Daklog73's review and I thought and I though and I thought...about that you wanted the next chap to be a happy one. This chap may not be happy... It's more stupid than happy but I tried to do as you wanted! :) Reviewers deserves to be thanked by this way! So dear reviewers, if you want something to be added or you have an idea, I will be open to read them and I will try my best to fulfill your desire because I'M AWESOMEEEEEEE! Ok... I shut xD

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8:30

Today it's my break day. No patrol to do. I'm a bit bored. I'm in my berth, comfortable and playing with junior. I love how he purrs. Let me try how he does, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuurrrrrrrr Am I a good kitty? Oh yeah baby! I AM! Sometimes... I wish I could be a cat. That's junior day.

• Sleep

• Eat

• Sleep

• Play

• Eat

• Sleep

O_O See! That's why I wanna be a cat! Or a sparkling. Sparkling's life is way better than adult's life! -_-' Then if I can't be a cat I wanna be sparkling. Heh heh heh. Gonna see 'jack to know how he could help me to become a sparkling.

11:13

I regret having asked my question to that crazy Wheeljack that how to become a sparkling. Look... That's how he reacted when I asked him. W is Wheeljack, M it's me and R is Ratchet! Yeah I know! What is Ratchet doing in that? I asked myself too but you'll see.

M: Hey 'jack! Got a question...

W: *stops to work on Primus-knows-what* Hi Sunstreaker. Come in.

M: I'm already in! But anyway... I wanted to know how to become a-

W: A normal mech? *big smile*

M: .. funny! -_-' Nah! How to become a sp-

W: a soft-spark? *laughs again*

M: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP INTERRUPT ME YOU SLAGGER!

W: Calm the pit down kid. *stops to laugh* What do you want to know?

M: Finally! I want to know how to become a sparkling.

HA HA HA HA HA HA Diary, you should have seen his face. P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S! Okay I continue.

W: What the heck is that question Sunstreaker? Is everything okay in your processor?

M: I'm just asking!

W: Well... That's not a normal question you have there kid.

M: Stop calling me kid! And why's not a normal question? I just wanna know.

W: *calls over his * Ratchet come to my lab RIGHT NOW! It's an emergency.

M: Why the slag are you calling the Hatchet?

Diary... Oh my diary. Wheeljack thought I had a glitch in my processor. Poor mech. Spending so much time in his laboratory causes glitches to his own processor and he doesn't know. Primus, get mercy on that poor mech.

W: You must have a glitch in your processor for asking such a question.

M: No! It's a typical question like others. If I ask you... Who is the father of the banana... What will you answer me? Uh?

W: That you have a serious glitch son!

M: SLAGGER! I TOLD YOU I HAVE NO FRAGGIN' GLITCH! YOU ARE THE GLITCH HERE CRAZY OLD MECH!

Yeah... You see how impolite I can be with others. I also gotta admit that my question about the banana was very stupid! I don't know why I asked that. Duh! Who is the father of the banana? Pfft! Stupid question of mine! I'm disappoint of myself. Diary... Those mechs really want my death. Why don't you protect me? Uh? Anyway...

R: Watch your mouth kid! And what's the problem here?

M: NOT A KID! and the problem here is Wheeljack!

R: What did you do again 'jack?

W: Not me.

R: Then why did you call me? I have better things to take care you know?

W: Oh yes I know... I called you because I think you should do a check-up to this ki- a mean at Sunstreaker.

R: Why? He seems healthy.

M: Ah! Good! See 'jack! I'm okay!

W: He asked how to become a sparkling.

R: WHAT? He did?

W: Yup.

R: Come here Sunstreaker. You seriously need a check-up.

M: But what the frag is your problem you two? I just asked a simple question and it seems like I asked "where are my optics?"

R: By the allspark, what is that example? Sunny... The check-up is obligatory for you NOW!

I ran! I couldn't stay there more time. Those two were freaking me out. Diary... You think I'm normal? At the end... I never knew the answer. That's not cool.

13:51

I asked Prowl who was the banana's father... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He widened his optics before to fall on the ground. I love to see that busy mech crashes on the floor. He's lucky I'm calm today. He is always saying what not to do and he sends us to the brig if we don't obey his orders. Yup! Us. Because I'm Sideswipe's acolyte. Together, we run out the patience of all the mechs here in base... Except Optimus and Bee. Bee is like our little bro and we respect brotherhood. Optimus... We respect him. He is the great leader and if one day we prank him, I think we will be history. So Optimus is not a target for prank. Sideswipe had an idea the last week but it involved Optimus and we're still thinking about to do it or not. If we do it, you will certainly know it Diary. If not, well you won't know.

14:00

Being sit in Prowl's chair is comfortable and makes me feel important. Though, all the paperworks and data-pads to fill on his desk convince me not to become SIC one day. I'm happy being front-liner. The poor mech hasn't awake yet from his crash. He looks funny on the ground. You know that series... Mr Bean ? It's a human series and its pretty funny. Well... Prowl looks like when he falls from the heaven during the intro. Ohhhhhh! I should put a spot of light over him to look exactly like mr Bean . Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

14:45

I hear Jazz laughing from here. He use to watch with me after our shifts so I guess he saw laid on the ground instead of Prowl. XD xD xD xD

Diary... I was thinking about that. Who the pit is the banana's father? Do banana have parents? Because I guess they have parents. How could they grow up if they had no parents? I should ask at the rest of the mechs.

15:07

That slagger of Ironhide aimed me with his canon. He told me to go visit Ratchet for a check-up. What's the problem with mechs today? He kicked me out of his quarters saying that if it was one of my pranks again, he wont think twice before to shoot me. What an impolite mech!

Time to ask Jazz.

15:23

I give up! I seriously do! Jazz was speechless when I asked him. No word coming out of him. He laughed then looked at me seriously. He frowned then left the rec. room looking me again before to disappear of my sight. Mirage was there so I asked him. It deserves to be write in my diary what he said so like that, I will NEVER forget it.

M: Mirage... Who's the father of the banana?

Mirage: Uh! Don't tell me you don't know!

I was happy to find somebot that was able to answer my question without crashing, telling me that I'd a glitch, aiming me with a canon or looking at me weirdly. He was going to answer me the question that didn't stop to haunt me.

M: You know? Tell me! Tell me who is the banana's father!

Mirage: The answer is simple.

M: Who?

Mirage: You!

M: ME?

Mirage: Yes You! You are yellow like a banana, your helmet is black like the head of the banana and you are as lazy as the banana.

He laughed so hard that he fell on the ground. I hate that 'bot! I wanted to kick him and beat him hard but Prime entered the rec. room followed by Jazz, Ironhide, Wheeljack and Ratchet. I knew why they were there so I decided to scream like a banana and I ran to save my frame.

Right now, I'm hide behind some boxes. They can't see me from here! I'm the best in hide and seek. They will never find me because I'm the grand Suns-

17:01

They found me! -_-' I'm in the Medbay waiting to see what are the "results". The baby criers told Optimus about my question and I guess they asked him to analyse my processor to find any glitch. They succeeded but I will show them they are wrong! I have NO glitch! I begged Ratchet and Prime to don't run any medical exam on me because I'm a banana. I'm the father of the bananas and they need their daddy! They can't hurt me!

I really think I have a serious glitch for saying such stupidity. Ironhide smacked me thinking that doing that, he would help me to be back at my real personality. I'm normal! They are just scared of me!

FEAR MEEEEEEEE! I love saying that but unfortunately, they don't believe me. Imma' show them to fear me!

18:29

I'm a BANANA! I just bought a Banana costume. I'm gonna wear it and I'm gonna show them who I AM! SUN-BANANA! IM THE FATHER OF MY KIDS THE BANANAS! When they underestimate me, I slap them in dah face! Literally... Of course! Im watching a video in YouTube. It's called... How to be a Banana! It's easy to understand. Ohhhh! And I have to learn The banana's song! The guy's moves are... Interesting and easy to get.

Time to show them WHO IS THE BANANA'S FATHER!

21:09

I wanna bang my head somewhere to understand what was my problem to act like a fool. Father of bananas? How stupid! I understand them why they fastened me with belts on a medical berth. Banana... WHAT THE FRAG WAS MY PROBLEM!

Diary... I think today was one of my idiot day. What do you think of that? Uh... Yeah! Agree with you! :)

23:24

They finally set me free of that berth! I was becoming insane. What's sad now is that I have a pro-help. You know what a pro-help? Um... It's a chip that Ratchet insert in my processor to keep a serious optic over my mental activity. If there's something weird on his mental machine, because I don't know what is the real name of that evil machine, well, he comes running in my quarters and sedate me! Nice eh! -_-'

Sunstreaker junior doesn't stop to scratch me! I'm giving him his bath... Because I painted him yellow like a BANANA... and now, poor kitty, I have to wash him. He suffers because of my lack of maturity.

After his bath... I will go to sleep deeply. It was a demanding day!

Goodnight Diary!

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I have to erase all the yellow I drew on you... :S you are my little banana? Heh heh heh!

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I spend my time laughing with this chap! I don't know why the banana idea but I promise you I won't do it twice! By the way... I really checked videos on YouTube and LMAO really funny! If I enjoyed my chap, I guess you did too. With loveeeeee! :)

BANANA'S OUT! XD XD XD XD XD

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