Okay... First of all, I'M SORRY TO UPDATE SO LATELY! :( Forgive me! I just had (as always -_-) writer's block... Yeah. Not cool eh? But I finally found some inspiration!

I really appreciated that you loved my last chap! I think it would be my best of all! :P thank you so much for you review! :D :D :D :D

Do not own TF! Duhhh!

Enjoy it

00:26

My head really hurts me! Oww! I don't know if it's because of the wrench that Ratchet threw me after my banana episode or if it's a kind of... Little mechano-bug that is eating my processor. O_O Eating my processor! Oh Primus! I'm scaring myself. No no. It's just a headache, nothing else. Hushhh Sunny, Husshhh! Arphhh ... I hate when I talk to myself, do you do it diary? I mean, do you talk to yourself sometimes? Ahhh! Another thing I hate! Talk to my diary. Ow! That headache is killing me. Insupportable. I better recharge, maybe too much yellow yesterday caused that. Recharge Sunstreaker!

1:37

Arphhh! I want to recharge but my head really hurts! Mechano-bugs are partying in my head. Why don't they invite me? It's MY head after all! I should get them out of there, they didn't ask me for partying. Pffft! If I poke my head, maybe they will stop to run and drink illicit substances that causes me that pain. Now my neck hurts! They sent a crowd of friend in my neck and I can't even move it because of them! I will wake up Sideswipe.. That's freaking my mind! Should I wake him up or not? The question of the year. Should I or not! Should I or not...? AHH! I know! I will go outside and will pick up a flower then I'll tear the petals and do like the women on Earth do when they want to know if a man love them. Wait for me here! I'll be back!

1:47

I know! It took me 10 minutes! I KNOW! No need to look at me like that! I just had a hard time choosing the most beautiful flower in that ton of flower. Roses are beautiful but too much for me to hurt them. Tulips too are beautiful. They seem so fragil. The wind bend them but they keep their beauty. They colours are so deeply relaxing, they claim for somebot to take care of them. They want somebot to tell them how beautiful they are! Aww! I'm a flower lover. That's my feminine side but keep it for you! It's a secret! That's why you are a diary! You keep my secrets!

Okay... How do women do? They say I love him and I don't love him? Or I love him and he doesn't love me? Or I don't love him and he doesn't love me? Or Ice cream and chocolate? Ha ha ha ha ha ha... I'm a BIT too tired! Hm... I think it's the first one. Time to start. What was the question yet? Oh yeah! Mechano-bugs! No! It was not about the mechano-bugs! Hm... I don't remember! Those bugs are eating my memory bank! AHHH! What should I do! What! Uh... -_-' how stupid I am! I just have to read what I wrote before. Give me time diary!

OHHH! Yeahhh! It was about Sideswipe! Should I wake up him or not! Okay... Here I go! I love him... I don't lo- WHAT THE SLAGGGG WAS I SAYING! Oh Primus, forget what I said! He is my brother, I can't love him! Those bugs are really eating my intelligence! No time to waste! I go directly at Ratchet's quarters!

2:00

Almost 5 minutes I'm asking myself if I should knock or not. He might be recharging and poor old mech, he doesn't recharge often. No... I should wait until the morning.

7:30

Diary, I woke up 15 minutes ago. Guess where I am... At the Medbay! Nobot is around so that's why I'm writing in you. I'm starting to get bored to come here. I was here yesterday because of... Ah! Don't want to remember but you get it right? Yeah I knew it! It is like you know all my life diary, you know how I feel and all that stuff. ^_^ My head still hurts but less than before. Oh! I see Ratchet coming with... My brother? See ya diary!

8:00

My bro is such a pain in the aft! He said Ratchet about you. I want to kill him! Ratchet left after I threw a tantrum to what he said. You know what he said?

Ratchet: Hm... Sunny, be honest with me. Hm... Do you have a personal diary?

Yeah! That Sidesiwpe will be history when I will leave the medbay.

Me: What? HA HA HA HA HA. A diary? Me? No wayyyy!

You can hate me diary! :S yes you can. I denied you. How mean I am.

Ratchet: Really? You know I'm a medic and I know if you lie or not.

I hate that when they try to find a way to know the truth, well I'm not that stupid to let this one pass.

Me: Medic know that? I thought psychologist were the ones that knew it or detectives.

BOOOYAAA! I let him speechless! I'm so proud of me!

Ratchet: *sighs* Wait for me, I will be back.

So that's what happened diary! I'm trying to leave the medbay now. Wait for me diary!

8:36

Yay! I'm free but also wanted! What can I do? Not only I have that headache but mechs are also looking for me. Diary... Would you like to visit the city? It's really beautiful and girls love me because I'm a lambo! A sexy cute golden lambo! Ahhh... How thankful I am to my creators for my beauty. Mommy, daddy, thank you! I'm ready for a tour in city! Yeah babe!

9:17

I feel like an intruder when I'm surrounded by humans. You know, Earth is not my native planet. Cybertron is! Proud to be a cybertronian! Between Cybertron's landscapes and Earth's landscapes, I prefer Neptune's landscape! Ha ha ha ha ha! Sunstreaker... Sunstreaker... What should I do with my beautiful self? Oww! That headache doesn't want to disappear! I gonna take a little nap on that parking. See ya after!

12:50

O_O Diary! Diary! Diary! Wake up! Wake up! Oh! Yeah you don't sleep... Anyway, I don't know where I am! I was parked in from of Mcdo and I recharged and now that I woke up, I'm in a cars cemetery. All the poor cars are crushed one on another like a sandwich. Time to turn on my motor and run away from here!

12:55

Diary! I'm hyperventilating! By the way... What does hyperventilating mean? Uh? Yeah I was saying, uh... No I didn't have the time to tell you that my wheels are locked with something weird. They look like wheel's locker. I can't drive with that glued on my wheels! I can't! Let me try again!

13:00

Call somebot! Call Bumblebee! I'm scared! Aliens are invading Earth and I'm the choosen for their experiments. AHHHHH! Those things on my wheel don't let me run for my life! Diary, call Optimus, Ratchet, the entire base but call them!

13:18

There is a big circle thing, like a vessel coming my way... I can't transform! Please Primus, save me! I know I ain't the handsomest mech on Earth but please, get mercy on me! I beg you to spare my life! I'm young and Femmes are still looking for the perfect mech and that's me! Primus please, don't let one of your favourite mech die suddenly, without honour. I will even start the pray for mercy!

Holy Primus, you power is infinity and your knowledge has gave us the chance to be what we are today. Forgive me if I offended you saying I were beautiful compared to you. Transformers are plenty of flaws but you always keep hope in us. Holy Primus, be my guide. Your power be over us. Allspamen...

There! Primus listen to my pray. I have never been so honest in my life! Oh no! That ship is coming! Primus Primus! Ah! I'm going to offline! Thank you Diary for the time we spent together. Thank you for not replying at me when I scolded you for being so lazy! I love yo-

14:01

Where am I? Is that heaven? Primus, where are you? Everything around me is white, I guess it's heaven! Oh! I still have you with me diary! I didn't know diaries were allowed here! Heh heh heh! That Primus is so a nice creator of all. SLAAAAAAAAAG!

19:26

Diary, we were not dead. We were in Ratchet's medbay. You know why everything around me was white? Because he bandaged my optics and that bandage was white! -_-' I know how you feel diary. He caught me writing on you. Even with bandage, I know how to write in you. Is that not incredible? We had to talk and talk and talk about you. He asked me a series of questions. He even asked me if I thought about offlining myself! How insane is that medic! Why would I like to offline myself? Why? I'm a happy mech compared to him. Old mechs become rusted of their processor after years of life. We spent five hours talking about you and me. He ran some exams on me to be sure that I was sane. I also asked him how he did to get me out of the cemetery. He told me that Sideswipe received a call through our bond and that's how he found me. Apparently, I was glued to that magnet and I was unconscious. It also explains why I was on the berth. Ah! Life is beautiful but not with Ratchet in! Ha ha ha ha! How to be mean with him! He said that it was okay to have a diary but I also needed to be more sociable. Pfft! Like I needed of that. Everybot here knows who I am. Why should I talk to them when they know me? Anyway, I'm free for the moment. He warned me that if I ran away again from his medbay, he would get me locked on a berth for a week. Grumpy Ratchet but I love him that way!

19:35

As punishment, yeah a punishment, Prowl told me to do a double shift this night because of my bad behaviour! I just disobeyed the first rule of a soldier, that's not so dramatic. Mechs are too serious! I start my shift at 20:00 o'clock! How boring! Next time Diary, I-I... I don't know what I will do! _ I will recharge faking that I'm sick! No! I will... I don't know! I will do something interesting as always! Because I'm always interesting! Ah! Have a nice evening my diary. You deserve a good recharge after the almost kidnapping of alien. It freaked you out eh? I know! No need to feel ashamed of yourself, I was too. With that, recharge well my little friend!

19:55

My bro will be doing the shift with ME! Time to make he pay for what he did! MUAH HA HA HA HA ! See ya!

Oh Primus! I had a hard time writing this chap! _ Guys... If you have any Idea, I'm open to listen you! :)