"Scratch, scratch, scratch." went the floors. I thought it was me and examined my paws.

"SMASH!" A yellow mole punched the floorboards, creating a hole near the seats. It jumped out of the hole and onto the seats.

"You're paying for that." I said sternly.

"What about your Easy Button?" he asked as he pointed towards my red button. He gave me his application.

Super Smash Bros 4 Character Auditions

Your Character: Muddy Mole

Weapons (your best): Sharp Claws

Armor (your best): None

Your Skills: Digging, Bomb Throwing

Your Abilities: None

What game are you from? Mole Mania, Game Boy Color

"What is your greatest strength?" I questioned.

"Oh. My claws. My super sharp claws." He said in a quirky accent.

"Do you consider yourself successful?"

"I've been in a game with good reviews, but no one cares about it now." the mole replied. Before I can say anything else, the floor collapsed, possibly to the tunnel he dig under.

"GET OUT! GET OUT!" I screamed. The scared mole threw his application into the possible box and dug his way out.

"Stupid mole." I muttered.

"Hey I heard that!" Muddy said before I pressed the Easy Button, reverting the stage back to normal.

"Next we have another Magnus, the mercenary of Kid Icarus." I announced. A muscular man wearing a navy sleeveless top and pants arrived onto the stage. He wore multiple leather accessories and had a big metal sword like the other Magnus. His appearance also looks similar, except for the hairstyle. I noticed the audience looking hostile and they were throwing their trash at him. Kaiser and Angelic Burster also transformed and were ready to attack.

"Bowser, why are those people acting all weird?" Magnus asked in a questioned voice.

"We had another person with the same name enter a few hours ago. He nearly killed the audience after he was rejected." I noticed Angelic Burster load up her cannon thing and shot Magnus in the chest, knocking him back.

"We have a pink haired dragon girl attacking one of the interviewees. Please escort her out and ban her from the premises." I ordered. Immediately, 2 strong looking Paratroopas flew towards her and carried her away. Magnus got off the ground and walked towards the chair, grumbling.

"It seems that we already got your application in the mail." I said. The application was written messily in pencil.

Super Smash Bros 4 Character Auditions

Your Character: Magnus

Weapons (your best): A giant sword

Armor (your best): Cloth Armor, strong boots

Your Skills: Dash Kick Attack

Your Abilities: Mercenary skills

What game are you from? Kid Icarus Uprising, Nintendo 3DS

"Tell me more about yourself." I said as I offered Magnus a cola. Magnus took a quick gulp and replied.

"I'm a mercenary from the overworld. I appeared in Chapter 2 of Kid Icarus Uprising and I'm notable for my sarcasm, especially the 'slice of pie' joke." Magnus replied.

"Do you know anyone who's in Super Smash Bros?" I read from a paper.

"I've known Pit before we were cast in Kid Icarus: Uprising. He told me that he was accepted to be in Super Smash Bros, but he was cut for a pink Pokémon. They said that it would 'increase more sales'. Eventually, he made it to Brawl and renewed his contract. I'm here because I've got a recommendation letter from him." Magnus handed me a letter, which I read.

Dear Bowser,

I would like to recommend Magnus as a character for Super Smash Bros 4. Magnus and I were co-stars in Kid Icarus: Uprising from 2010 to 2012. We've worked closely during filming, and we hanged out during breaks and post production.

Magnus's sarcastic personality, combined with a strong warrior archetype had helped make Kid Icarus: Uprising one of the greatest games for the Nintendo 3DS. His acting and battle experience is highly professional, impressing the development staff, reviewers, and gamers alike.

For those reasons, I think Magnus would make a fine addition to the Super Smash Bros team. He has the moves, accomplishments and training that would make him a popular character in the game and community. If you have any questions, you may message me, PitIcarus on Smash Boards.

Sincerely, Pit Icarus

"Welcome to the team." I said. Magnus cheered in delight before giving me a high-five. He was about to put his application in the "Possible" box, when Commander Magnus teleported here. I noticed that his horn was broken and his wings had enlarged.

"I'M BACK, BITCHES!" he screamed. He threw a purple bomb before teleporting away. The mercenary looked at it and threw it outside the window before it could kill everyone on the stage. It exploded, killing anyone who was outside the studio. Magnus left the stage and a young teenage boy entered the room. He had striking features similar to Link, such as his blond hair and blue eyes, but he has different clothes. The boy wore a red hooded shirt, blue jeans, red high-tops, and held a gun in his hands.

"What's your name, young boy?" I asked.

"I'm Larry, Link's younger brother." he replied. He gave me his application.

Super Smash Bros 4 Character Auditions

Your Character: Larry

Weapons (your best): My fists, the Master Revolver

Armor (your best): Casual clothes, a bulletproof vest

Your Skills: Martial Arts, Epic Retreat Skill, Double Shot

Your Abilities: The ability to make grown men cry, fast reflexes

What game are you from? I'm not in a game, but my brother appears in the Legend of Zelda.

"You aren't a game character." I said. "The interview's off."

"But you hadn't seen my skills." Larry complained.

"NEXT!" I screamed.

"This is bullshit." he said before storming out.

"Our next interviewee is Groose, inventor of the Groosenator cannon series." I announced. A tall man with a striking pompadour entered the room. He brushed his pompadour before taking a seat, while I held his application in my hands.

Super Smash Bros 4 Character Auditions

Your Character: Groose

Weapons (your best): The Groosenator, my fists

Armor (your best): Clothes

Your Skills: None

Your Abilities: Loftwing riding, good strength

What game are you from? The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Wii

"So Groose, why do you want to join the cast of Super Smash Bros 4?" I asked. Groose was busy playing with his hair before answering.

"I found out that Super Smash Bros 4's Legend of Zelda portion may be based on Skyward Sword. That's why I want to join." Groose replied.

"Skyward Sword will be the theme for the Legend of Zelda portion." I said. "Now here's one question for you to think of. Each season of Super Smash Bros lasts for 5-8 years and takes place in Smashville. Are you willing to relocate from Skyloft for the next 5-8 years?"

"Ever since Link sealed Demise and moved to the Surface, Skyloft is now a boring place. I heard that the amities here are masterful, so I'm willing to move." Groose scratched his eyebrow and chugged on the water bottle I gave him.

"There's a rumor saying that you or Demise may replace Ganondorf. Do you have anything to say about it?" I said while I refilled Groose's water bottle.

"What's a Ganondorf?" Groose asked confused.

"Oh really?" Ganondorf walked onto the stage.

"You don't know who I am?" The Gerudo circled Groose.

"Um…do I know you?" Groose said awkwardly.

"What? You dare question the Bearer of the Triforce?" Ganondorf grumbled.

"Oh yeah, you're Demise!" Groose said as some guy held a light bulb over his head.

"Go put your application in the 'Possible' box and flee before he attacks!" I warned. Groose obeyed me, placed his application in the "Possible" box and tried to flee. But it was too late. Ganondorf picked the two of us off the ground and threw us as hard as he could. We landed on the hard floors as the Gerudo walked off.

Larry is a fan character that I made. He's a 14 year old boy trapped in his brother's shadow and wants a game of his own.

This fanfic is dedicated to Boombot. Sorry for misunderstanding you about Magnus. I did the other Magnus as a compensation for you.