Bowser Jr's POV:

After grabbing a can of cola from backstage, I walked to the stage to find my dad and some giant guy with a huge hairstyle lying on the stage. I also noticed Ganondorf walking to the stage too, checking if they will get up.

"Ganon, why is my dad lying on the floor?" I asked innocently. Ganondorf's attention turned to me.

"That man thought I was a guy named Demise. So I knocked them out. Now help your uncle Ganon bring them backstage. I'll take your father, you take that man." he instructed. He carried my dad on his shoulders and brought him backstage. I was about to pick up the man when he woke up.

"What happened?" he asked me.

"You were knocked out by Ganondorf." I replied. "Now leave before he finds you." The man obeyed me and did a weird gesture. A large black bird with a giant beak crashed onto the stage, breaking the ceiling class. He got on and flew off. I took out my copy of the Easy Button and pressed it, returning the stage back to normal. Ganondorf walked back with a paper in his hands and gave it to me.

"Take care of the guests until your father regains consciousness." the Gerudo said. He handed me a list of people to interview, before he walked backstage. I sat on the couch, prepared some drinks and read the interview list.

People to interview:

Zoroark

Ghirahim

Jimmy H.

Medusa

"Our first person that's going to be interviewed is Zoroark, the Illusion Fox Pokémon." I announced. A werewolf walked onto the stage and sat on the couch. It spilled the glass of water onto the table and floor. I took some tissues and cleaned up the spill. Since Zoroark spilled water on the application, the writing was slightly unreadable.

Super Smash Bros 4 Character Auditions

Your Character: Zoroark

Weapons (your best): Tcasntwef

Armor (your best): Ol

Your Abilities: ShOZonntN

Your Accomplishments: Iiatncy

I looked at the application. What kind of applicant would write in Pokemon? Time to get this translated. I walked backstage to see if there's any Pokémon crew members who's bilingual in English and Pokémon. I stumbled upon Lucario, one of my dad's co-workers. He was busy working on the lighting.

"Hello Bowser Jr." the Aura Pokémon said.

"Lucario, can you help me translate this document?" I handed the application to Lucario. He looked at the application and stashed it in his bag. He walked to the stage and talked to Zoroark.

"(Unlike his father, Bowser Jr. doesn't know Pokemon. I'll get your application and you come back in the next wave of applicants.)" Lucario said. He handed the Illusion Fox Pokémon a golden ticket before leaving.

"(That's fine with me.)" Zoroark said. He left the stage.

"Sorry about that." I said to the audience. "The next person that will be interviewed is Jimmy Hopkins from Bully." The crowd applauded as a bald teenager walked onto the stage and sat down. He took a can of cola and took a few sips.

"I had problems filling the application, so that pink mushroom girl gave me assistance on filling it. Sorry if there are any errors." Jimmy said. I looked at the application that Toadette gave to me a few hours ago.

Super Smash Bros Character Auditions

Your Character: Jimmy Hopkins

Weapons (your best): Spud Cannon, Bottle Rocket Launcher, Stink Bombs

Armor (your best): I don't wear armor.

Your Abilities: Inventing, Taunting, Quick fighting skills, high physical toughness

Your Accomplishments: Built a BMX Bike from scratch, notable school bully

What game are you from? Bully (Playstation 2), Bully: Scholarship Edition (Wii, Xbox 360)

I drank some of the water in my blue water bottle before asking some questions.

"Jimmy, how did you know about Super Smash Bros?" I asked.

"You know how Super Smash Bros is a televised event?" Jimmy replied.

"Yes. It's a popular show to watch on cable TV. Some even pay big bucks to watch it live." I verified.

"On the dorm TVs at my school, I saw Ness and Lucas having a death battle, before making out as a publicity stunt. After the show, it said that they were looking for new applicants." When Jimmy referenced the two physic kids kissing each other, multiple people ran out of the auditorium or vomited into their bags. The worst part is, Ness and Lucas had bought some front row tickets and were watching it too. They didn't look happy after Jimmy referenced the make out incident on TV.

"PK Thunder!" Lucas yelled. A purple thunderbolt emitted from the boy's head and pursued Jimmy. The bully dodged the attack and hid under the couch. Fearing for the boy's safety, I took out my dad's phone and tried to call security.

"Help…there's two physic kids trying to murder one of the interviewees." I voiced quietly. A few seconds later, four green Paratroopas carried Ness and Lucas out of the auditorium, just like what they did to that pink haired girl (I was outside when they carried her out of the auditorium and threw her on the streets).

"PK Fire!" Ness screeched. The physic boy threw a fireball at us and Jimmy caught on fire.

"Stop, drop, and roll!" the crowd chanted. Jimmy followed the instructions, but the floor also caught on fire too. The fire was about to swallow up Jimmy, but we heard a familiar Zelda ocarina tune playing from backstage. Clocks surrounded both of us as we fell into a white area of nothing. After that, we were back on stage, before the PK Incident. Ness and Lucas was still there, and the can of cola was now unopened.

"Let's try this again." I said.

30 minutes later:

"Thanks for joining us." I said to Jimmy.

"No problem." he answered. I placed his application in the "Possible" bin and he left. I looked at the list of interviewees and realized I forgot to call Ghirahim. I noticed him peeping from backstage to see what I was up to.

"The next person here is Ghirahim, the sword spirit of Demise." After I said that, a man teleported and sat on the couch. He had pale white hair covering his face, and I don't know how to describe his clothes.

"So Ghira.." I was paused when the creepy guy interrupted me.

"I prefer to be called Lord Ghirahim." Ghirahim interrupted.

"Can you show us your skills?" I asked. The sword spirit did not say a single word except snapping his fingers and sending red diamonds flying at me.

"WAH! I did nothing wrong!" I cried. It knocked me to the ground and completely burned my skin. I saw Ghirahim place his application in the bin before teleporting away. Lucario walked into the room and saw me. He carried me to a couch backstage before leaving.

Lucario's POV:

After carrying Bowser Jr to a, I walked back to the stage and saw Medusa sitting on the couch. Luckily, she was wearing sunglasses like in that Percy Jackson book.

"Come here." she cooed. I walked towards her and sat down next to her. "Where's Bowser?" Medusa asked concernedly.

"Um…he's in the hospital. I saw Ganondorf calling the hospital and the ambulance took him there." I replied.

"So tell me, why did you apply for Kid Icarus?" I used my aura to make a clipboard float in the air.

"I'm trying to challenge Palutena that I can be a good fighter too, and improve my image and the number of female characters. Palutena still thinks I'm a jerk who likes messing with people for fun." Medusa timidly touched her snakes.

"Hiss…." went the red snake.

"Well we have Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Jiggilypuff, Nana, and Samus." I said.

"That's still not enough. Nana can't be controlled, Jiggilypuff could be a boy posing as a girl, and Daisy is one of Peach's palette swaps. I hardly saw any girls at the waiting room, the only ones were Hilda, Paula, and Daisy." Medusa said.

"Wait, how did you know their names?" I said surprisingly.

"Jimmy told me about Hilda and Paula on the way to the backstage, and I already know who Daisy is." Medusa replied.

"You're a really intresting person." I nodded before placing her application in the "Possible" bin. Before Medusa could thank me, we were surprised when Pit stormed the stage.

"FREEZE MEDUSA!" Pit yelled.

"Hush, leave the room until I say so." Medusa instructed. I ran off, wondering if I may be petrified in the process. While waiting, I took out a tablet and chatted with my friends. I was still curious about what was going on, so I eavesdropped on the two.

"What did I do?" Medusa cried.

"Well I found you, and it's time for you to die." Pit announced.

"SHUT UP PIT, YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW!" the crowd yelled. I heard a plastic object drop on the ground.

"Everyone, close your eyes until I say so."

"AH!" I think Medusa picked up her sunglasses.

"OK Lucario, you may come back. Everyone can open their eyes now." Medusa said sweetly. I walked back onto the stage and saw a statue of Pit with a post it note on it. Medusa was wearing her sunglasses and offered me to shake hands.

"It's time for me to go now. Thanks." Medusa faded away while I was looking at the note on Pit's head.

"You still suck, Palutena." said the note. Ganondorf walked in and gave me a paper.

"Read this to the audience." the Gerudo said.

"Um.. OK." I said awkwardly. I read the paper to the audience.

"Bowser is still in the hospital for an unknown amount of time. Bowser Jr, Ganondorf and Medusa will take over until he is released from the hospital. The producer would like to thank Plasmatrooper, a member of the Smashville Film Association for allowing this to be aired on national TV." I read.

"IT'S PLASMATROOPA!" a cyan Paratroopa hollered.