HEY GUYS! I DECIDED TO CONTINUE THIS ONE AFTER ALL! ENJOY!

Last time, on Cooking With Cluny…. Nothing really happened, that is, nothing that had to do with cooking.

A ferret with a gauntlet on his six finger paw strutted onto the stage and up to the stove/table thingy. Swart Sixclaw was filling in for Cluny, who had spilled hot root pepper in his eyes and nose and was now in the emergency room, and was excited to start the show. With his back to the audience, who were oddly silent, and whirled around, announcing his show.

" Welcome my frie-" The ferrets smile shattered into a frown as he noticed the entire studio was empty. His happy mood exploded into his usual rage filled attitude as he into the empty stands, looking in vain for the missing beasts.

" WHERE IN THE NAME OF SIXCLAW IS THE AUDIENCE!" He roared, his gaze falling on a small mouse security guard who just entered, growling at him.

The mouse squeaked as the ferret grabbed him by the his shirt and slammed him into the wall, snarling in his face.

" WHERE." The ferrets face got more demonic with each word, his voice getting deeper and more evil, his eyes turning red. " ARE….MMYYYYY….. FFFFFFAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!" The ferret roared "fans" so loudly that the mouse's whiskers flew off.

" Th-th-th-they all left." The mouse squeaked.

" WWWWWHHHYYYY?" The ferret roared again, shaking the mouse until his pants fell off. The ferret looked at the mouse's legs, and then at his fallen pants. " AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WHEREING PANTS? WERE FUCKING ANIMALS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

" Well ferretWARLORD says-"

" SCREW WHAT FERRETWARLORD SAYS! HE CAN GO- (CENSORED CONTENT THAT SHOULDN'T BE VEIWED BY YOUNGER AUDIENCES)AND WHEN HES DONE WITH HER, HE CAN KISS MY ( MORE CENSORED CONTENT THAT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE EVEN SAID BY ADULTS)" The ferret tossed the mouse away, who ran off to a small door to his left. The ferret shook with rage at the thought of his time at stardom, his time at showing people that under this face of pure rage is a delicate flower, had been ruined.

Meanwhile in the control room, the mouse guard stumbled into the room panting. The ferret turned to the mouse as he sat there gasping, cocking his head.

" Well? What is it?" The ferret asked.

" It's Swart, he's gone berserk cuz his audience isn't there." The was a blood curling scream and the long patrol battle cry was heard. " What was that?" the mouse asked.

" Well, Gulo wanted to be let into the show again, and I said no. He refused to leave so I wanted to mail order my own little horde. Well eBay says selling people is "unethical" so we couldn't. That's when it hit me, I had an entire army in the studio!"

The mouse cocked his head at the ferret.

" But isn't Gulo's horde this pathetic little group of seven cannibals."

The ferret grinned embarrassingly, turning to the computer.

" Ya see, that's the problem, when we defeated him, the woodlanders and vermin started to fight and soon there was this massive war going on." The mouse's eyes widened in fear. The ferrets face suddenly realized the severity of the situation. " Ah, that's a problem, isn't it?" The mouse nodded in reply.

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