The lobby outside of the studio was utter chaos as woodlanders and vermin clashed. Badrang and Martin were wrestling on the ground, Veil was crying in the corner, the ferrets and the weasels were arguing over whose better, the hares were destroying the salad bar, the Redwallers were staring wide eyed at a picture of Jesus, and the badger were playing catch with the rats!
While the security guards were too busy trying get back control of the group they didn't notice an enraged Swart stomp over to the managers control room
The ferret himself was going completely mad. On every monitor in the room there was complete madness! The ferret finally just gave up with a sigh.
"Oh the hell with it!" The ferret strapped on a chest plate and a cloak, and grabbing to broad swords, decided to join in. The ferret turned around and headed for the door just as an axe blade slammed through the door.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" The ferret pressed his back against the wall as the axe was ripped out of the door, leaving a large gap. The insane ferret Swart poked his head through, grinning at the ferret.
"HEEEEERRRRRREEEESSS FUZZY!" The sable ferret let out a sigh and fell to the floor unconscious.
He awoke after a while and noticed He was in the studio and was strapped to a one of the seats. He struggled to get out of the chair and stopped when he heard someone laughing madly and the lights all flashed on, causing him to shut his eyes. When he opened them he noticed Swart behind the table/stove thingy. The ferret pulled out a pan, a carton of eggs, a loaf of bread, and some cinnamon.
"Guess what scrumptious thing were going tah make!" The ferret said cheerfully, his eye twitching a little. "Cuz I know yer gonna love it, cuz yer my fan! And my fans love everything I cook! Hehehehe!" The ferret's giggle turned into insane laughter as he turned on the stove, placing the pan over it.
The warlord cracked the eggs and put them in a bowl ( the fuck did a bowl come from?) and started to stir them into a fine gooey substance. Then he dipped his bread the goo and sprinkled some cinnamon on the bread. Then he gently place it in the pan. The gooey bread sizzled in the pan and Swart pulled out a spatula from his belt. He waited a while, letting his creation cook, then he flipped it.
When both sides were cooked he took it off the pan and put the cooked bread on a plate. Then grabbing a 20 gallon barrel of maple syrup( made by me of course, another little fun fact about myself) and poured the entire thing on the little slice of bread, syrup pouring everywhere, the manager going completely crazy.
"NOOO! Stop wasting it! You evil creature!" The ferret started sobbing as he saw the golden liquid flowing on the floor, making his foot paws all sticky.
When that was over, Swart held up his creation, and screamed out at the top of its lungs it name.
"FFFFFFRRRREEEEENNNCH!" The security guards finally busted through the door, charging down stage towards the ferret. "TOOOAAAASS-EEP!" The security guards tackled him to the ground, hand cuffing the laughing ferret.
AND THAT WAS FOR QUAVERA TAVA, WHO SAID, AND I QUOTE: "As funny as it is, I think you should get to the actual cooking." IN HIS LAST REVIEW! SPEAKING OF REVIEWING, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!