"Today we have some guest stars on are show today!" The ferret pointed to three beasts in the audience, two otters and a weasel. "Please give a warm welcome to Rinner, Rudder, and Skipper Bardwin!" The two otters, one a sleek female and the other a muscular otter with a scar on his cheek, stood up and bowed. The weasel stayed in his seat, not wanting to draw attention to himself.

The muscular skipper frowned at the weasel and yanked him to his feet, making the weasel squeak in surprise.

"Now don't be such a sourpuss and take a bow mate!" The weasel reluctantly bowed.

The audience made a poor excuse for a cheer and the three guests sat down sadly. The ferret noticed this and cheerfully said,

"Oh come on now! You can do better than that!" There was an annoyed silence from the audience. "Give a better cheer or I'll let Badger lord Manthril in here!" The audience let out a loud cheer and there was a: "Woohoo!" from one of the badger lords.

"Now that wasn't so hard, now was it?" The ferret cheekily said. Then he happily scuttled behind the table/stove thingy. "Now, will Rudder and Rinner please come up to the stage?" The weasel groaned as the female otter forcefully, and gleefully, dragged him onto stage.

"But I don't waaaannnnnaaaa!" The little brown weasel groaned.

"Oh come on now! It'll be good for our relationship to do things together!" The otter snapped back.

"It won't work out between us! I'm serious!" The otter didn't answer him. "JUST THINK WHAT THE CHILDREN WILL LOOK LIKE!"

"I have a wonderful idea of what the children will look like! A beautiful weasel otter! That's twice the damn cutness!" The otter responded, and she stopped dragging the weasel and looked at him with lustful eyes. "And when we get home, me and you are gonna have one hell of a time!" The entire audience either was chuckling or had a look of pity in their eyes as they watched as the otter finally got the weasel to the table/stove thingy.

The weasel grumble angrily to himself as the otter happily stood next to him, wrapping her arm around his shoulder. Then she turned to the ferret, winking at him.

"So hot stuff, what are we cookin'?" The ferret blushed and took a step back. The otter fluttered her eyelashes at him.

"W-w-well, I brought you up here today to talk to you two." The ferret looked at the otter with a serious look in his eyes. "It's about you and Rinner."

"W-what?" The otter stammered, a little confused. She hugged Rinner closer to her. The ferret continued.

"Skipper Bardwin told me about your affair," The ferret pointed to the skipper waving in the audience. Rudder glared daggers of hatred at the muscular otter. "And I need to tell you that it WON'T WORK OUT!" The ferret said the last three words rather loudly. And the weasel eventually wriggled out of her grasp, taking several steps away from her.

"He's right ya know! IT WON'T WORK OUT! Just think how awkward se-"

"Ah! Watch it! Don't get to sexual now! This is rated K+ and I can't let you talk about that!" The weasel was already angry that he was dragged out of Mossflower and into this place, and wasn't going to take any crap from a ferret.

"Well why not? If I wanna talk about sex and banging a maid I can! And another-" there was a small blam behind him and he fell into Rudders arms, a small dart sticking out of his neck. The ferret sighed to himself as the otter looked at him with hopeful eyes, smiling sexually at him.

"Go ahead, this intervention was a screw up anyway." The otter giggled and ran into a the janitors closet with the weasel, shoving a nude Slagar and Nightshade out, and slammed the door shut. There was a click as the door was locked. The entire audience stared at the two naked foxes, completely speechless.

Slagars mask was completely crooked, Nightshade's coat was slick with sweat, and they were both panting. The ferret sighed even louder.

"Sorry," Slagar explained, scratching the back of his head embarrassingly. "Me an Nightshade were having sex." The ferret finally just gave up on trying to keep this non sexual, walking in front of the audience he tore of his pants, screaming,

"YA KNOW, I REALLY DON'T GIVE (BEEP) WHAT THE (BEEP) WE DO ANY MORE! WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I THINK I JUST LOST MY MIND! HAHAHAHAHA!" The entire audience gasped and several maids fainted. The vermin burst into a fit of laughter as the ferret started running around the stage, cussing left and right, until two security guards tackled him to the ground.

I really have no comment on this one! And since some ones probably gonna bitch about the this one having no cooking, here ya go!

Bryony walks into a kitchen and gets an apple. Taking a knife she carefully cut it into six pieces. Sighing to herself she eats a slice.

"I just hope Veil will find it in his heart to love me." She then proceeds to walk back to the dorms with the apple slices. There was silence in the kitchen. Then veil stumbles out of one of the cabinets with a jar of wolfs bane.

"Like that'll ever happen!"