The studio was dark and silent. The beasts who regularly occupied, and destroyed, the studio were all back in Mossflower- either recovering from severe shock or just bored of going. The only beast left in the studio was the sable ferret, ferret WARLORD, who sat in his little control room.

The ferret sighed and rubbed his eyes, groaning to himself. He had just got the news of his show and how it was doing in the mail. It wasn't doing good. Most beasts simply turned off the TV when it came on, shot themselves, or simply smashed their TV to bits. The only one who actually watched it was some random otter.

"Well, looks like it's time to tell the viewers!" The ferret groaned and typed on his computer. Pretty soon his face appeared on the screen, and he began to speak to whoever the hell was watching.

Skipper Ruark sat in the guard house as usual, staring blankly at the flat screen. It was almost time! Almost time for his show! His only source of joy was this, the only thing that under stood him was this, and the only thing he ever watched was this.

Then instead of the usual opening jingle with a cartoon Cluny popping up from behind the main title, a retarded smile on his face, he got the stupid manager of the said show. The otter watched as the ferret made his announcement.

"Hello my audience. Due to the lack of viewers and low ratings, and the fact that we basically have NO COOKING WHAT SO EVER, we have decided to end the show here. Well, uh, bye!" Then the screen went black, and a message appeared on the screen saying: "Please Stand By". And that's when the otter snapped.

On the abbey walls, Buckler the Blade Master and log a log Jango were busy staring blankly at the sable ferret as he roared up at them.

"I am Zwilt the Shade! By the end of this ere' fight, I'll be dancin' in yer inards!" The beasts on the wall tops laughed at the ferret.

"Well good luck tryin' tah get up here ferret face!" The abbey dwellers burst into laughter as the ferret stomped around, seething with rage as he literally exploded.

"Frishen, frashen, mother f(bleep)ing son of a (bleep)itch! Fricken Fracken (bleep)ing mice!" The ferret roared in sheer rage and started frothing at the mouth, grabbing a random horde member he tossed him over the wall.

Vilaya the Sable Quean watched the ferret stomp around, curses and swears pouring out of his mouth, her face completely blank and her eyes wide in shock. The horde to was shocked, the ferrets, stoats, weasels, and rats simply watching as the ferret started to chew into a tree.

The abbey beast watched as the ferret tore the tree out with his mouth and flung it, far, far, far out of sight. Log a log Jango watched as the ferret continued to storm around the path, still holding his ferret captive, Gripchun, at sword point.

"Uuh… leave this place and return-" The ferrets rage filled, burning eyes turned on the Gousim leader, growling.

"RETURN WHAAT!"

With the ferrets eyes boring into his own, striking his very soul, making his legs wobble, his vision went blurry, and…

Buckler sighed in disappointment as the shrew sighed and fainted, slumping to the floor. The ferret Gripchun looked around at the abbey beasts, not sure what to do, twiddling his thumbs nervously. That's when there was a loud explosion behind the ferret as the guard house exploded into little pieces, a massive mushroom cloud rising into the air.

The abbess looked at the mushroom cloud, a horrified look plastered onto her face as she clearly said,

"What in the name of f(bleep) is that?" Every beast gasped and stared at the abbess. "Uh, er, I mean- WHAT IN THE NAME OF MARTIN IS THAT!"

Then out from the smoke came the otter, skipper Ruark, charging down the wall steps and across the parade ground. The west wicker gate was knocked completely off its hinges as the otter slammed into it, roaring he charged at the horde, who immediately stepped to the side. The otter simply charged onward, towards the place where his show was filmed. Wisconsin! :D

The next chapter will have guest stars Eulaliaaa, Fong Wong 14, and FresianRoses!

Also, I didn't write this chapter to bitch about no one reviewing, I typed it up because I thought it would be funny.

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