A ferret was scrubbing away at a large window on the back porch of a lodge. Scrubbing away furiously he finally gave up trying to remove a smudge and after taking a squeegee to that window, he went to the next one.
"Yep. This is how I wanna spend my whole summer! Workin' at this hell hole of a lodge!" He yelled rather loudly, and he got a response from inside the lodge.
"Ahem, what was that ferret?"
"Nothing." Was the quick reply from the mustelid, who began to work harder and quicker. And he was on the last window when a spot light was shined on him, which was pointless because it was sunny out, so he didn't even notice.
The pilot, a brown squirrel, cursed to itself and put the helicopter that was above the ferret (who hadn't really noticed him yet) in hover and went into the back. Attaching a rope to its waist he cooly slid down the rope, dropping onto the ground he stared blankly at the ferret, who was still washing the window.
Growling he tapped on the ferrets shoulder, who turned around and stared at the squirrel.
"Well," The squirrel said smiling deviously. "This is what you've been doing instead of including me in your parody eh?" The ferret suddenly knew who this squirrel was.
"Whoa! Whoa! Now Vrel-"
"I F***ING REVEIWED EVERY DAMN CHAPTER IN A WEASEL TALE IN MOSSFLOWER, AND I EXPECT A CAMEO!" Lord Vrel screamed in the ferrets face, jabbing a finger in his chest, who simply cowered and whimpered as the squirrel continued to yell at him. "AND ANOTHER THING-"
Before the squirrel could even finish the ferret flung a bucket of suds and water at the squirrel, screaming,
"EAT SUDS!" But the squirrel simply karate chopped the bucket in two, a smug smile on his face. The ferret simply screamed as the squirrel grabbed him, placing a finger to the ferrets lips, he shushed him.
"Sssshhhhhhhh... You can't escape me." The squirrel whispered.
"W-why?" Came the choked reply from the ferret.
"Cause I'm awesome." The squirrel whispered, winking at the ferret. "Now why don't we go visit your famous studio?"
"Ok. I was getting bored of working anyway." The ferret casually said, then asking, "How the hell did you even chop a bucket in half with you bare paw any how?"
"Meh. Like I said I'm awesome!" The squirrel said with a laugh.
Later...
The silver dagger throwing fox was sitting in a card board box in a slump, nursing on a bottle of booze(screw ctober ale). Suddenly the fox and his little box (lol dat rhymes!) went flying backwards as a helicopter landed next to the ally he was sleeping in. A ferret leaped out and ran over to the fox, who was now pleading for his life.
"OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT! I WAS JUST SO ADDICTED TO-"
"Dude. Shut the f(bleep) up and get in the chopper."
"Wh-"
"Dammit I'm giving you a job!"
"Yay!" The fox scrambled to his feet and ran to the chopper, flailing his arms around happily. Thats when he saw the brown squirrel Vrel in the pilots seat, who smiled and waved at him.
"Who the f(bleep) is this guy!?" The fox said, pointing to the pilot and whining to the ferret.
"Oh god just shut up and strap in!" The fox simply crossed his arms, grumbling to himself.
Even later
At the famous studio where "Cooking With Cluny" was filmed, there was a helicopter parked in the parking lot, of course parked on top of a van that had "Cluny Rules" painted on the side. Redfang and Cheesetheif were both staring at the crushed van that was beneath the chopper. There was a yell from a nearby mens restroom. It was Cluny's voice.
"Redfang! Cheesetheif! What was that racket!" Redfang and Cheesetheif just stared at each other. "Well then I'll just see for my self!"
The was a sound of a toilet being flushed, and Redfang and Cheesetheif both "meeped" simultaneously.
Meanwhile, inside the studio, the three beasts all looked around at the biulding, which was completely empty.
"Well, this is a dump." Vrel said, looking at the torn wall paper, the hole in the wall and ceiling, and lastly at the control room- which was completely ransacked by the flitcheye, a flitcheyan spear lodged in the chair where the ferret sat. Painted on the wall where the monitors used to be was: "Flitch bitch".
"Yep." The fox and the ferret said, both shaking the heads in disappointment.
"Well," Vrel said with an air of cheery cheerfulness, "Lets get to work."
One epic building montage later...
"Now," The ferret said, sitting in his new control room, "All we have to do is get an audience!"
The squirrel Vrel sat behind the table stove thingy, clapping his paws together, pacing back and forth, getting himself pumped up for the up coming show starring himself. Ok, The squirrel thought, your a machine! Yer an awesome machine! Yeah! No ones gonna get you down!
"WOOOOOOOO!" The squirrel cheered at the top of his lungs, "LETS DO THIS!"
The squirrel was stopped from celebrating when the speaked on the ceiling came on with a loud whining "beep".
"Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Testing! Testing! Well I thought I'd like to inform you that I have no Idea how to get an audience and- AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!" There was a loud splintering smash and a horrible roar over the speaker. The ferret started whimpering as the thing that had broken in was snorting and growling loudly. The thing started to yell at the ferret.
"RRROOOOAAARG! WHY AREN'T YOU CONTINUING THIS!?"
"What are you-" whack! "Ow!"
"SHUT UP! NOW YOUR GONNA CONTINUE THIS!"
"Who are you!"
"SKIPPER ROURK! YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"
There was a rustling noise.
"NOW GIVE ME A KISS!"
"What?!"
Thats when the speak turned off with a "beep". Vrel shook his head in disappointment and pity.
Well out of popular demand, I give you the next chapter in Cooking With Cluny! And now you know that I haven't forgotten about Skipper Rourk! :D
Please Read and Review! Oh yeah and Lord Vrel's in this...