Kei-kei Yuki is back and here is chapter 1! Enjoy! Ja ne!
Chapter 1
"Luffyko hurry on up and come down here, or you're going to be late for school for the 14th time this month!" yelled Shanks, setting some food down on the table, knowing it will be gone once Luffyko come down.
"Coming!" A girl with short black hair, onyx eyes, with a scar under her left eye came dashing down the stairs with her bookbag in her hand. She quickly stopped to gobble down the food Shank had cook before running up to the door to put on her shoes.
"See ya!" She yelled out before going out the door. Luffyko soon reached the school gated as it was seconds from closing shut and quickly jump over it, which was by the way 7 1/2 feet high and dashed into the school building.
Namizo was about to enter the classroom, when all of a sudden he felt something jump on his back with his head pressed against something that felt like large soft pillows.
"Morning Namizo!" greeted a loud familiar voice. A large blush soon started to cover his face as he realize what the soft pillows were
"Luffyko get off of me!" yelled Namizo
"Awwwe why?" Luffyko pouted.
"Morning my handsome Namizo-kun!" A girl with shoulder length blonde hair that covered up her right eye walked in with a pink lunch box with hearts on it in her hand.
" I made this for you, a meal fit for a king!" She held out the lunch box with hearts in her eyes doing a little dance along with it.
"Thank- you Sana-chan!" Namizo politely took the lunch box making Sana squeal.
"Your noisy, Swirly eyebrows." A girl with short boyish green hair walked in with three wooden swords attach to her side with a scowl plaster on her face.
"Nobody was talking to you moss head." Sana glared at Zora.
"What was that hippo ass?" Zora drew her swords.
"You heard me, flat chest." Sana had her leg rise up in the air, this cause most of the male to have a nosebleed due to her panties were showing due to wearing a skirt. The two than started to turn class 1A into a war zone with things getting destroyed and body parts flying left to right.
"WOHOO! Go Zora!" Luffyko cheered, who had finally got off of Namizo back. Luffyko suddenly saw something familiar flying towards her and doge out of the way making the flying object crashing into the chalkboard. The abuse object soon got up only to revealing a dark tan girl with a long nose and long tightly curl black hair.
"Am I a-alive!" She said before passing out.
"Hi Uresula!" Luffyko waved to the girl, who had already fainted.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP!" Namizo scream, turning into an angry looking shark.
"Anything for you darl~ing!" Sana song, stopping immediately while looking at Namizo with hearts filled in her eyes.
"Baka love struck cook." Zora mutter which went unheard by Sana.
" Yohohohoho and what happened in here?" Setting down at the desk was a skeleton lady wearing a loltia outfit with a guitar in her hands.
"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU COME IN!" Scream the whole class.
"That doesn't matter, what really matter is," she stood up and pointed," all boy please show your boxer?" she asked.
"HELL NO!" was her answer.
"I'm so hungry! I need meat! I'm dying!" Luffyko groaned with her shoulder hunch down as she dragged her feet.
"Hang in there Luffyko." Uresula encourage when all of a sudden the background change to a sunset going down in the horizon with a bonus of dramatic soap opera music.
"Uresula, I just want to let you know you where the best friend a girl like me could ever have." Luffyko smiled weakly.
"Luffyko." Uresula sniffed.
"I'll miss you my friend." These were Luffyko last words before she (supposedly) surrender to eternal darkness.
"LUFFYKO!" Uresula scream.
"STOP ACTING LIKE RETARDS, YOU MORONS!" Namizo yelled as he hit both of them upside the head.
"I'm still hungry!" Luffyko whined again.
The crew, as in Luffyko, Namizo, Uresula, Sana, and Zora was sitting by a large sakura tree that was located on top of a hill not to far from the school.
"This is very good, Sana." Namizo complimented taking a bite of his bento that Sana made for him.
"I put all my love into it, just for you!" Sana replied with a love struck look.
"Let me take a bit?" Luffyko snatched the bento out of Namizo hand and took a large bit into the bento.
"Delicious!" Luffyko said, about to take another bite until it was snatch out of her hands by Uresula, who also took a bit.
"Yummy!" Uresula said as the bento was taken by Zora, who ate the last piece.
"It is." Zora said a bit shock.
"My bento." Namizo cried, having to only take a bit out of it.
"YOU BAKA'S! THAT WAS MY NAMIZO-KUN LUNCH THAT I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO!" scream a enrage Sana.
"Ne, Sana how about making me one of those delicious bento next time?" Luffyko asked with a cheesy grin.
"Me too!" Uresula added.
"HELL NO!" Sana replied.
"Awwwe why not?" Luffkyo asked.
" I only make food for handsome and hot man like my Namizo-kun!" Sana stated.
"How about now." Luffyko put on a wig that resembles Namizo hairstyle.
" BAKA/ YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!" screamed both Sana and Namizo.
"I see you all are as rowdy as usual." A boy with shoulder length back hair appeared.
"Robby~kun!" Sana song dancing over to where he was standing with hearts in her eyes.
" Why are you here?" Zora asked while glaring at her.
"I'm here to deliver a message to leader-san." He responded staring at Luffyko.
"What kind of message?" Uresula asked.
"A message from Buggy the Clown who request for a rematch with leader-san behind the school yard in front of everyone." He answered.
"Heheheh I'm always up for a good fight." Luffyko grinned before getting up to stretch her muscles and heading off to meet Buggy the Clown.
"Shouldn't Luffyko at least think this through." Uresula said.
"It not liked her to think things through." Zora said before letting out a loud yawn.
"We better good before the baka wined up in more trouble." Namizo said before the group took off to follow their leader.
"I see you finally made it. For a minute there I thought you chicken out, since you're going up against the feared Buggy the Clown." A boy with blue hair that resembled a clown said arrogantly.
"Did you say something, clown man." Luffyko was finish digging through her ear.
"I said, I see you finally mad- LISTEN THE FIRST TIME WHEN PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING AND DON'T CALL ME A CLOWN." Yelled, Buggy the Clown.
"Yeah whatever, let fight. I'm still hungry." Luffyko stated.
"You just ate!" scream her entire crew except Robby who just laugh.
"Let the battle begin!" announced a unknown person as both fighters sung into action. Who will win? Who will lose? Check it out next time on, One Piece (gender-bender): Highschool Audition!
P.S: PLease review and lend me some ideas of what you would like to happen next or in future chapters! Ja ne!