50 things countries are not allowed to do

by ApHetalia Finland

Many countries bottom, top, side. Many countries are thought of as idiots, ding dongs, and perverts. Within all of these countries, there are restrictions though to what they can do. It may be out of fear or love. See exactly what countries are forbidden from doing and a few explain why. OuO NOTE: THIS IS ALL CRACK. NO PAIRINGS MY SHEEPLES.

2. Sealand

50 things Sealand is not to do

Mow the lawn

Garden

1-2 is because mama would cry

I am not allowed to call mama my mama.

I am not allowed to go to Denmark's

I am to stay away from pointy or sharp objects.

Never leave the house alone.

Never stay in the house alone

I am never to be alone

I cannot throw Hanatamago (Where did that come fro- Denmark.)

No yaoi.

I cannot ask what yaoi is.

I am forbidden from going on to "questionable sites"

I was told to forget 13 was even said.

I am not permitted to drink mama's bottles in the fridge.

I am not to pull on Russia's scarf

I am not to touch England's eyebrows.

I am not to allow anyone to touch my eyebrows.

I am not to try to help the Italy brothers when their curls are tied up.

I am to stay away from France

I have no clue what 16- 20 is referencing to (And yet I do)

Cosplay as Canada

Cosplay

I am never to annoy England

Although I do

Accept a trip to Florida from the internet

Accept a trip to Copenhagen from the interwebz

Say interwebz.

Interwebz.

I am not to stay to long at Latvia's

I am to heed the advice of Lithuania.

I never do, being a country must be awesome.

Annoy Japan

Go to Hungary's

Talk in Danish

Talk in Russian

(Though I do both. When I am mad about something Papa says I just speak in Danish. I speak in Russian when pissed at mama)

I am not to curse.

I am to never listen to Death Metal, despite the fact mama does all the time

I am not to go into Mama and Papa's closet.

Still don't get it.

I am to never laugh or ask questions about Papa's laws.

Except I did laugh that in Sweden Prostitution is legal yet using the services of a prostitute is illegal.

I am to eat all of my dinner.

I only stare at it when mama makes something really weird, I LOVE PAPAS COOKING THOUGH.

Forget I mentioned 45.

Not to go to Prussia's

I am allowed to go to Iceland's as long as I am careful

Not to eat excessive amounts of sugar

"Respect" England =u=

AS IF.