50 things countries are not allowed to do

by ApHetalia Finland

Many countries bottom, top, side. Many countries are thought of as idiots, ding dongs, and perverts. Within all of these countries, there are restrictions though to what they can do. It may be out of fear or love. See exactly what countries are forbidden from doing and a few explain why. OuO NOTE: THIS IS ALL CRACK. NO PAIRINGS MY SHEEPLES.

3. Norway

50 things Norway isn't allowed to do (?)

(Note to all: I AM TAKING REQUESTS. Thank you to those who favourited, you know who you are and if you request you get priority~)

I am not allowed to fish in a cunt for fish.

I am not allowed to show Iceland any porno.

Everything else, I can do.

Things I Don't WANT to do

Not have coffee.

Be part of Denmark

Live with that whore Finland

Listen to Denmark for a week

Be separated from my little brother

Be raped by Denmark

Be forced to get a social life

Have parents

Be sympathetic to others

Be forced to drink beer… Danish beer….