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The Victorian Times

MAN IN BLACK CAUGHT HARASSING LADY FORSTHWAITHE

Yesterday at the Grand Opening of the Tea Appreciation Centre, Lady Forsthwaithe was heard screaming in shock. When authorities finally located her (you can't blame them, it WAS a huge place), they found a man in black running away from the scene. Police gave chase but failed to catch up with the fast runner. We interviewed Lady Forsthwaithe.

INTERVIEW

TVT(The Victorian times) : Lady Forsthwaithe, do you remember who the mysterious man looked like?

Lady: Oh no, you see I was too afraid to look carefully, but I think he did resemble the Phantomhive butler.

TVT: The Phantomhive butler? It is true that Lord Phantomhive was at the Grand Opening, but we doubt his butler would harass a young lady.

Lady: It was him! I saw him in butler clothes and really, he resembled the butler!

TVT: We have checked, Lady Forsthwaite, and it appears that the butler was not with his Lord at the time you were in trouble.

Lady: Oh, my.

Lord Phantomhive has been questioned and authorities are still confused as to who the Mysterious Harasser is.

LORD TRANCY STRIPS IN LORD PHANTOMHIVE'S YARD?

Ladies and Gentlemen, today, Lord Trancy was seen stripping in Lord Phantomhive's yard. When questioned, the blonde Lord only muttered: "One day, Ciel will appreciate my acts of love." Love? Is a romantic relationship happening between the two?

The younger Lord was questioned about their relationship and the 'act of love'. Lord Phantomhive seemed flustered and angry but answered our questions as calmly as possible. From this, we can note that it appears to be a one-sided relationship.

IS TEA RUINING OUR LIVES?

In our previous issue, we found out that London Majestics, major teacup company, has decided to close down. After hearing this, many citizens have gone to London Majestics Headquarters and thrown teacups at them starting what they call: The Tea Cup Riots.

A local tea lover says: I can't believe this bloody nonsense. We need tea, and London Majestics has been my favourite Tea Cup manufacturer ever since I was a young boy. No more London Majestics tea cups? BULLSHIT. We are going to MAKE them start manufacturing our tea cups! The head doesn't like tea? F**KING BULLSHIT. (The rest was censored)

Well, there you have it. Today's issue of The Victorian Times! Alright, I'll think of more amusing stories but reviews and suggestions are ALWAYS OPEN! So please review! Also, if you wish to be one of TVT's star reporters, just tell me and I can feature your exciting news story!

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