Dear wonderful readers,
I am really glad that you are still reading our Newspaper/Magazine! I also want to thank Addicted to Nurarihyon no mago for being our FIRST REVIEWER! I cannot thank you enough ^^ And because of that, I have decided to include not 3, but 4 stories for this issue! Since I'm going to be so free for the rest of the year, I would like to introduce the MRMS 'function'!
You see, I now have 1 review, so I will have 1 more story added to the usual 3! So if I get 2 reviews the next day, there will be 5 stories! If one day I get a TON of reviews, you will get a TVT EXTRAVAGANZA! ^w^
Now, lets begin the News shall we?
Sincerely,
Head of Getmearabbit Publishing.
EDIT: Oh , I'm so sorry! MRMS means: More reviews, more stories! NOW ENJOY~
The Victorian Times
LORD TRANCY STRIKES AGAIN!
Today, Lord Trancy was seen bathing in Lake Gardevoir, a lake many people find beautiful and enchanting. Not anymore.
Said Lord was bathing in the lake without a care and has been interviewed.
TVT(The Victorian Times): Excuse me, Lord Trancy, may I ask why you are nude in the lake?
LT(Lord Trancy): I'm bathing, obviously.
TVT: Well, my lord do you know that you are currently polluting the inhabitants of the lake with the soap and-
LT: Polluting? Inhabitants?
TVT: ALOIS YOU'RE KILLING THE DAMN FISH!
LT: So? We can always get more. Besides, these fish are absolutely boring. We should get PIRANHAS~
TVT: But piranhas are dangerous fishes that-
LT: I KNOW RIGHT?
The Lord then danced away. Needless to say, it was a very successful interview.
LONDON'S ANNUAL BUTLER DANCE-OFF IS BACK!
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to be held in awe! One of London's favourite competitions is back, the Butler Dance-Off!
Today we present to you the results of today's exciting dance-offs!
There were many butlers participating in the competition, around 45 but only 16 managed to get chosen for the qualifying round.
The 16 butlers are:
1)Sebastian Michaelis of the Phantomhive Household
2)Claude Faustus of the Trancy Household
3)Pink Shaman of the Transformice Household
4)Blue Shaman of the Trollmice Household
5)Aladdin of the Magi Household
6)Gola Mosca of the Varia Household
7)Gray of the Fairy Tail Household
8)Gold of the Pokespe Household
9)Steve of the Minecraft Household
10)Mello of the Death Note Household
11)Big Macintosh of the Pony Household
12)Gokudera of the Reborn Household
13)Gardevoir of the Pokemon Household
14)Judal of the Flasher Household
15) Nagi of the Fujisaki Household
16)Hibari of the Vongola Household
Be sure to read our next issue!
LORD PHANTOMHIVE SUPPORTS TEA LOVERS IN TEA CUP RIOT!
Lord Phantomhive has announced that he will help and support the rioters in any way possible as he is a big lover of tea, uch as everyone else.
Here is what some locals think:
Alfreda: I'm glad the Lord is helping us, now I know we will win with him on our side!
Cassandra: I feel so delighted that the young boy knows who to help out at this point!
George: Things are looking better, with such a strong lad on our team, we will definitely get our tea cups back!
There you have it, don't give up on London Majestics.
Your tea cups. They WILL come back.
TRANCY MAID SPOTTED WITH ONLY ONE EYE!
Is this the new fashion trend for maids these days? We don't think so. While out shopping, well-known Trancy maid Hannah was seen with only one eye. When questioned, she only ignored us. So we did what anyone else would do. No, we did not call the Police. Nor did we get the Queen.
We asked Lord Trancy himself.
The lord simply laughed when we asked and said that he was just delivering punishment.
Now, this would not make for a great news story so we didn't just stop there, we went on and asked Lord Phantomhive on his thoughts.
The young Earl replied: That Alois? I expected him to be such a cruel person, so it really doesn't surprise me. However, it would be fun to see him imprisoned and in pain. Haha. But that's just me, I think. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
We then decided that the Earl was too busy. So we did what we thought was a great idea.
We published what we had. It is very little information, we have to admit. So we made a poem.
Alois the young lad, abused his maid.
And we are certain someone wants his head.
Phantomhive Lord might want him dead.
But imprisoned is all that he said.
Hello, my darling readers!
This has been another exciting issue of The Victorian Times, I really hope you liked it. If you did, leave a review! If you felt that there should be other things, review and suggest whatever you think would be nice.
Also, if you want to contribute a news story to us, feel free to do so! Just PM me.
Oh, and if you want to be interviewed for our story, just PM me, again and I will try my absolute best to interview you!
One last thing, the format in which the stories are in MIGHT be changed and there might be funny, Kuroshitsuji related advertisements!
Look forward to these!
Getmearabbit~