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More Reviews More Stories! So today, we will have 4 stories thanks to: Akahime! I like your suggestion a lot.
Now, without further ado,
I PRESENT TO YOU
The Victorian Times!
Sincerely,
Head of Getmearabbit Publishing.
The Victorian Times
ALOIS TRANCY SEEN SINGING IN PHANTOMHIVE LAND
Is Alois Trancy singing love ballads to the younger Lord and showing his love? Maybe. Lord Phantomhive 'answered' the love songs by ordering his butler to throw him into a lake. We hope he doesn't bathe in them. Lord Trancy, however decided that being thrown into a lake meant: "I love you." and went back and performed numerous songs. These include: Panda Hero (originally sung by Gumi), World's End Dancehall (originally sung by Miku and Luka). From this, we conclude that Lord Trancy favours Vocaloids.
We then went ahead to ask locals what they think of this odd relationship.
A Sir Geoffrey told us that: "This kind of behaviour is frowned upon, and yet we have a horde of Ladies supporting this crude relationship. I find it very despicable and disgusting. These boys will learn that this 'love' is utterly horrid and make up for it. They are ruining our country's reputation."
A Lady Karen then threw a glass of boiling oil on his head. We support you, Lady Karen.
She then said: "Personally, I think relationships should not be defined by the public's view, and so I proudly support Lord Trancy and his undying love for the younger Earl."
Who do you support?
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VISCOUNT OF DRUITT TO RELEASE NEW FASHION LINE
The Viscount of Druitt has decided to release his new fashion line, Blue Lobster Robin, tomorrow! We personally interviewed the Viscount and asked him why he decided to start working in the Fashion Business.
TVT(The Victorian Times): Hello Viscount, I understand that you will be releasing your new line tomorrow. Why have you decided to do so?
V(Viscount): You see, I understand that not everyone can be as handsome and good-looking as me, so I decided that my clothes would at least make them resemble my beauty!
TVT: I see. Why did you name your line Blue Lobster Robin?
V: You see, I used Blue Lobster because, it reminds me of that curry... Ah... Like the beautiful lady unexpectedly met, with seven precious stones, wrapping their beauty around you. A gold brooch shaped like a dove, a bracelet made of sapphires and pearls, a garnet necklace, a cameo medal, and a diamond and emerald ring on your exquisite fingers, by you, my heart has been stolen from me.
TVT: Ok, then why did you use rob-
V: Ah, robin... Reminds me of the sweet young girl I met at the ball ~ And that reminds of the other curry... Oh... The young girl at the ball makes me want to love her tenderly. The mischievous mocking bird, singing like a child in the daytime. But in the evening, you show your true colors. The heartstring pulling smile behind your mask, a young girl, alone... I really want to hold you tightly in my arms.
TVT: ... Thank you for your time, Viscount...
It was a good interview. I think.
BUTLER DANCE-OFF CONTINUES!
Ladies and Gentlemen, today we present the 8 winners of the 1st round of dancing!
They danced very well and have been chosen to go on to the NEXT round!
1)Sebastian Michaelis of the Phantomhive Household
2)Claude Faustus of the Trancy Household
3)Pink Shaman of the Transformice Household
4)Gola Mosca of the Varia Household
5)Gold of the Pokespe Household
6)Big Macintosh of the Pony Household
7)Hibari of the Vongola Household
8)Nagi of the Fujisaki Household
We also saw some fans screaming when these 8 qualified for the next round. If you don't know who they are, I suggest you...
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PICTURES OF LORD PHANTOMHIVE BEING SPREADAROUND
Today while walking around the neighbourhood, watch out for pictures of the Lord Phantomhive in a Kimono. It seems that when the young Earl went to Japan for a business trip, pictures of him in a rather revealing kimono were taken. Somehow, those pictures were spread around and seen by hundreds and thousands of people. The young Lord has stated that he would find the person who distributed the pictures.
It also seems that the few pictures left might be sold on the Black Market for 750 pounds a piece.
When asked why there were pictures in the first place, he muttered: Lizzie...
Hello awesome readers! I'M SO SORRY! The last article was really short. :(
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