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Now, I present The Victorian Times 5!
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The Victorian Times
INSANE INFESTATION OF TALKING MICE
This morning, Lady Elizabeth reported to have seen more than 10 talking mice outside her home. The talking mice were seen wearing different types of clothing such as, suits, dresses and some were seen wearing wigs. Although authorities have done what they can to make the mice flee from the estate, the Lady still believes a mouse is still lurking there.
But it didn't stop there.
The mice might have tastes for the nobles and apparently, found their way to Lord Phantomhive's manor! The Lord reported that he could hear the mice muttering: "Cheese... Sham... Where is the cheese?" and occasionally, "Noob Shaman..."
None of us can comprehend what the mice might be speaking of, but the young Earl stated that the "Shaman" they were speaking of, might be the lone mouse with a feather on it's head. This is very likely, but with no solid evidence, it is merely an opinion.
LORD TRANCY WANTS TO BE A STAR
Lord Trancy was seen in town wearing costumes you would see a rock star wear. Is he out of his mind?
TVT: Well Lord Trancy, is it true that you want to be a star?
LT: Obviously! Have you not seen my lovely costume?
TVT: The whole town has, Lord-
LT: No no no. Call me Alois. A lord cannot be a star. Its too boring, like Ciel.
TVT: If you say so.
LT: If you say so who?
TVT: ... If you say so, Alois.
LT: Much better! Anyway, I wanted to be a star simply because... I was born to be one! Given my looks and talent at everything, I am the only one qualified to be a star!
TVT: I also heard you will be holding a concert and releasing CDs, is that true?
LT: I will be holding a concert but I will not sell CDs. My singing should be heard LIVE! If it isn't, well then too bad for those who can't afford the tickets.
TVT: Well what about-
LT: You are annoying. This conversation is over! *claps hands* Faustus! Send this reporter out!
Never have we seen a more odd side of Lor- Alois.
BUTLER DANCE OFF ROUND 3 RESULTS
Everyone calm down! Here are the results! AND we have included what the judges think of them!
1) Sebastian Michaelis
Judges thoughts: This dancer is amazing! His moves are amazing!
2) Claude Faustus
Judges thoughts: His amazing dance skills wow me. I can't get enough.
3) Hibari
Judges thoughts: This amazing dancer is great yet graceful, however, he needs to stop biting people to death.
4) Gold
Judges thoughts: Although he looks rather foolish and playful, he has serious dance moves.
The next round, 2 butlers will be out. And votes will decide who the winner is!
FUNTOMHIVE TO START SELLING TOILET PAPER?
Funtomhive made an announcement yesterday, that they would start selling scented toilet paper! Lord Phantomhive stated that they decided to sell scented toilet paper because it seemed like an elegant object to have.
No, it doesn't sound right.
We have asked several locals on what they think about this new item.
Lady Carrie said: I understand that some nobles wish to have fancier toilet paper, and now Funtomhive has the solution!
Sir Thomsy stated that: The samples I smelt and used this morning were splendid! Certainly a good addition to the Funtomhive toilet seats!
And that, dear readers, is how we discovered that there were Funtomhive toilet seats.
You learn something new everyday.
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE FOUND TOPLESS
Earlier this week, an unknown person took pictures of the young Earl topless! He states that he really will murder the person who started the mess, including the Japanese dress mess.
Although many seem to be angry at this, we realise that there is someone who is happy about this.
Alois Trancy.
On another note, deaths due to blood loss have increased by 83%.
LORDS PLAYING TOGETHER
The two young Lords, Ciel and Alois were seen playing Hide and Seek together outside the latter's Manor. When questioned, they gave different responses.
With Alois stating: Can't two best friends play hide and seek together?
And Ciel replying: We are not best friends. I played with him only to get him to stop harassing me!
And then they started bickering while we stood there rooting for who we thought would win.
After a good half hour of verbal abuse towards each other, Alois decided to let Ciel win because he loved him too much.
Are the two really having a more-than-friends relationship?
We will never know.
I know the last few stories were pretty short, but I am really tired!
Hopefully you guys liked this one.
... Hopefully.
Also, does anyone else play Transformice? I have nice Tribe you can join! ^^
Welps, that is all and no that wasn't a spelling error thank you and have a nice day I am running out of breath!
*BREATHE IN*
Much better.
Have a nice day!