I LIVE! I bet you guys thought I stopped writing right for those who believed I would wright again you get a...
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day with an AKATSUKI member of your choice and maybe who ever I can find running around in the villages if you don't like them...nom nom nom
okay so to be less confusing I think I will do this
'Renni/demons'
'thinking regularly'
'Hey Renni here came to say Yoru doesn't own the people but if she did God help us all'
hmm what was that Renni dear
'um nothing that you know of'
OK whatever on with the story
Iamalinedon'tignoreme
Whoosh went the trees
ninja flying everywhere are they being attacked yes yes they are (all except one) the threat is a...
Well that's all the time we have today bye – author waves frantically while things are being thrown at her -dodges- I was just kidding gosh take a joke
OK back to the story
where were we oh yeah whoosh! Wait deja vu ok fast forward a bit there we are: the threat was a cat!
the cat that we all know is named Tora and is dodging ninja left and right you might be thinking which ninja the ninja are Team 7! -finding something in a chest Zelda music- the cat is fighting the guys of team 7 while the only girl is sitting there in a tree mentally laughing her butt off why you may ask well it all started when a mommy and a daddy- 'WRONG TALK' Renni shouted oh...oh! yeah ok let's stay focused. The cat with a bow on it's head was fighting and may I say winning against the guys of team 7. When the fight was finished in the end it only took the girl to come out of the tree to get to the cat.
The cat leaped for the girl purred. The girl's name is-
"Sakura-chan! How did you do that!" an orange target shouted (he interrupted me-sad face-)
SILENCE
"Really that's all"
SILENCELY
"AMAZING"
SILENCER
-the silence is so great that you could here a cricket moving 10 miles away-
"You have to teach me that justu"
"uh Naruto are you ok?" Kakashi asked.
"huh? Oh yeah I'm talking to Sakura-chan here" the orange blob know as Naruto said.
The two remaining boys on the team looked at him weirdly
"Ok?" they said in unison.
"your just jealous that I can talk to Sakura-chan and you can't so nyah"
Naruto notice that Sakura was walking back towards the Hokage Tower the cat in her arms and ran after yelling for her to wait up. (gosh I started to forget about Sasuke-san again you need to speak up Sasuke-san) Sasuke and Kakashisweatdropped before walking up to their teammates who stopped to wait for them.
'Hey Renni I wonder when ani-chans and ane-chan will write' Sakura asked.
'I don't know but maybe we will find out soon' Renni stated.
'by the way you never did eat those dango...hmm' Renni said in that smug manner of hers.
'dang it I thought she forgot about that' Sakura thought muttering in her head.
'not today muwahahahahaha' Renni well laughed.
Sakura sweatdropped.
On the way back to the hokage they ran into none other than...
BYE! -dodges computers and candy- candy? CANDY! well at least someone has a good sense of humor I mean I did leave you guys for almost a whole year don't worry though. I kind of just decided that I wanted to write today I don't know why oh well I'm glad I did though ^_^
on wards to the rest of this chapter. ^-^
it was- the cat jumped at attacked two green blobs. Well I kind of gave it away it was TEAM GUY! Dun dun dun~. (Just kidding) the other two members of the team just watched as the two were knocked out and the cat jumping into the pink haired girls waiting arms. Team 7 bowed and continued to walk on as the guys of the team said sorry for the cat. Sakura well Sakura kind of just walked off after bowing. Team Guy sweatdropped (a lot of that going on huh?) looked at their teammates and then went their separate ways after leaving them. When Team 7 finally got to the Hokage's office the poor cat was taken and squeezed to death
"I kind of feel sorry for it" Sasuke nodded at Naruto's statement as the woman walked off.
"ok so now what D-rank mission should I put you on" The 3rd Hokage said before could list any Naruto being the lovable life changing idiot he is complained. (of course he did) When he got what he wanted he wanted a C-ranked mission he was so happy that the poor boy was crushed when he found out that they had to escort a DRUNK bridge builder to the Land of Waves.
The drunken bridge builder now named Tazuna and the team of ELITE ninja were walking down the road to the Land of Waves. As they are walking the past a puddle of water and what do you expect them just to walk past it and ignore it no Naruto just had to jump in it take a kunai and dipping it in the water to clean it.
An AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! echoed through the whole forest. Everyone looked questionably at Naruto who had an evil look on his face as he crouched down to stare at the reddish puddle.
"What runt." Tazuna asked irritated while looking around.
"Dobe." was the comment from Sasuke.
"Teme" Naruto continued looking at the puddle making funny faces at his refection. "Come on dobe were leaving."
"Coming Love!" Naruto said happily.
Sasuke and the others except Sakura gave him a what-the-heck-are-you-on-and-stop-taking-it-look. Sakura was looking at his hand there was a cut on his hand and it looked bad she saw poison and went over to him, dragged him over to Kakashi to get healed when...
silence
psst when...
SILENCE
I SAID WHEN!
"Oh! Right!" an unknown voice said.
Splash!
Chains grabbed Kakashi and cut him into little pieces.
Two mist nins came at the other ninjas and Tazuna
Naruto acting drunk or whatever ran into them before they could get to Tazuna. Sakura ran at them her cloak flowing behind her. Pick pocketing them for the antidote and kicking them where it hurts. The fight is done.
'That has to hurt Saku-chan glad I'm not them' Renni snickered.
Sakura still had a blank look as the two ninja fell to the ground.
Sakura bent down to be eye level with them and glared the wind blew her bangs away from her eyes see her scared them I mean seriously a pink haired girl who might I add is 12 scared the crap out of them. They ended up telling Kakashi who came out of the trees unharmed what they were sent for as Sakura gave Naruto the antidote after he stabbed his making an oath. What can I say Kyuubi has fast healing abilities so the drunkenness wore off quickly.
In the end they decided to give in and take Tazuna home after he gave them his sob story and guilt trip. (Don't you hate it when they do that)
As they were walking again a sword came flying out of no where after Naruto had been scaring almost everything in the forest with kunai. Everyone DUCKED!
"Very good Copycat ninja Kakashi Hatake" a scary ninja said
on the outside Kakashi looked calm on the inside though he was annoyed "seriously who name calls the famous Copyca- wait oh never mind wait why am I talking to myself great I'm still doing it' while Kakashi was oh so smartly thinking he was trapped in the water vortex jutsu by the ninja who I shall name poof poof cuddly poof-smack- TT^TT fine Zabuza. All the while Sakura was trying to track the mysterious presence in the forest.
'Ah ha' then Sakura fazed into thin air (previously described in chapter 4).
She reappeared in front of a boy who looked shocked that she was there I mean who wouldn't if someone appeared out of no where and was less than a foot of you with a black tessen (metal fan) at your neck(yep definitely shocked). "Who are you?" Haku yep I ruined it he is the masked boy asked.
SiLeNcE mEt HiM iN tHe TrEeS bY oUr LiTtLe SaKuRa-ChAn
"okay? Never mind." Haku said as he sweatdropped then looked a the fight noticed it was his cue and threw senbon into Zabuza's neck and left giving Sakura a weird look before she fazed back to her team and he then pulled a Houdini like our little Sakura-chan and left. Kakashi over-exerted himself and past out they went to Tazuna's home where they ate, rested, Naruto yelling at a poor traumatized kid, had story time (not a good story), and had training. Walking up trees is fun see look no hands THUD ow.
Time skip past the fight till the Demon Ice Mirrors
Sakura's POV
The ice mirrors encased chicken butt and while he couldn't see Haku move I could all thanks to well you know what you'll learn later.
"Hey. Sasuke I came to get you out." Naruto whispered to Sasuke INSIDE the dome of mirrors.
'That idiot'
'you got that right'
In the end Sasuke ended up protecting Naruto and getting hurt in the process.
'Eh he'll live.' Sakura thought boredly.
Renni sweatdropped. 'You do know that they are your team right.'
'so?' Sakura asked mentally yawning
'Your supposed to help them' Renni said.
'I am?' Sakura asked.
'Yes you are' Renni said annoyed
'And your point would be?'
'THEY COULD DIE, YOU KNOW.' Renni stated flatly.
'Naruto won't I mean the anime is named after him.' Sakura said nonchalantly.
'Oh I see but what about chicken butt?' Renni was seeing where this conversation was going and was close to giving up on it.
'eh he's just unconscious.' Sakura waved it off in her mind.
End POV
a hand was waving in front of Sakura's face again but by Tazuna this time.
whoosh
hand was terminated and now will cease to exist in this world from now on just kidding Sakura caught the hand without so much as flinching from the closeness of it.
Sakura fazed just as Naruto was about to punch Haku and Zabuza was about to be pierced by chidori.
She grabbed Zabuza fazed then fazed over to Haku and grab him and fazed again away from the group. You could practically see the words in her eyes as the wind moved her hair away from her eyes and were flashing dangerously. The look practically said shut-up-your-not-dying-here-or-else-i-will-kill-look.
'That's counterproductive Saku-chan.' Renni said laughing.
'who cares they aren't dying here.' Sakura said mentally rolling her eyes.
As it turned out Gato and his group of thugs or whatever you want to call them had been run off be the sheer number of people and clones that Naruto, Kakashi, the villagers, and most likely the fact that Zabuza and Haku are still alive and there is a glaring pink haired girl.
In the end the bridge was finished and called the great Naruto Bridge, Zabuza ans Haku decided to come back to the Leaf Village after a lengthy discussion over terms and agreements (that we all never read anyway maybe you do or maybe you don't it's up to you it's not my decision to make for you I can't force you to read it like i'm making you do write now haha Muwahahahahaha ok maybe we should go back to the story now before you all throw your keyboards and other computer appliances at me ^-^') so on and so forth, and last but not least THE CHUNNIN EXAMS ARE COMING UP
And there! It's a total of 2107 words in all including this. Please don't complain that it's short I never really write this much...EVER much less on the same day and willingly at that. Some of you wanted more details sorry I probably didn't do that this time but I will get to it I covered a lot and not only that I updated!. After almost all of a year. I will update at some point or other ^_^;;; review if you can then tell me whatever you want. Published on 11/03/10 written on 11/03/10
Wells I gots to goes
Jya ne
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