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"..." for speech

Italic for thoughts or to emphasize something (depends on the situation...)


~Chapter 2~

"YOU SAY WHAT?" Takami is all but screamed at the top of his lungs causing Kakei on the other line to wince and hold his phone an arm length from his ear. "Could you please repeat that again because I think I may suffer temporary hearing disability before," the classy-looking man requested with a loud voice.

Cautiously, Kakei neared his phone back to his ear but not without a safe twelve inches distance from his ear. Smouldering aquamarine eyes closed as he sighed tiredly. He just arrived from America, just finished an almost hellish training for his game the next season and planned to have a leisure short vacation at his homeland. Luck apparently was not on his side though, because once his feet stepped on this land again, Mizumachi had dragged him to stalk Hiruma. It's not like he despise that because Hiruma is a big sister he always looked up to but to deal with these things when he was basically exhausted in both conditions; mental and physical, it was definitely too much. Kakei sent a look again at his petrified...emm...you may call 'brothers' and let out a long suffering sigh. He was the only one who had recovered completely from the shock they just received before anyway. He grimaced when his gaze falls to the slacked-jaw and bug-eyed looks Yamato, Taka, Kid, Marco, Unsui, Akaba and Habashira are having now. Then, he chuckled upon seeing the waiters poked on the two fainted ex-Teikoku's linemen and snickered in amusement when Mizumachi had finally shut his mouth up, eyes huge with a disbelief look on the usually cheerful face. The tall linebacker however, tried really hard to avoid looking at Gaou's and Banba's direction because their faces now are not something you wanted to see if you wanted a peaceful sleep after this.

And Kakei Shun really need some sleep after this.

Heck, he may fall asleep right here if he didn't have his public decency and sense of shame.

Sighing again, he spoke to the waiting Takami in a solemn voice. "You didn't hear it wrong, Takami-san. Hiruma is pregnant. Our demonic sister is carrying a child with her."

Takami groaned from the other line. "Agon better take better care of her after this or otherwise I'll persuade Shin to use his brand new tackle on him," the man mumbled grudgingly with slight evil tone.

"I believe Agon will do that, Takami-san. He had changed too much since they started dating. Surely he wouldn't leave her like that," Kakei replied confidently, a tight smile on his face.

"I really hope so...," Takami said with a sigh before a loud crash can be heard from his background and the young doctor cussed. "Dammit, Shin! I said GENTLE hugs. If you keep using such force, Wakana will be crushed right away!" he shouted to someone.

Kakei laughed upon hearing the commotion on the other line. Quite obvious that Takami was going to have a terrible migraine after this. "You're teaching Shin to give hugs? Couldn't wait to know the result," he chuckled again, not even trying to hide his amusement.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny, Kakei... This is not on the plan at all you know? I'm not prepared to teach these kinds of things to Shin," Takami got a booming laugh from the other end. "Really. Could you imagine my surprise when Shin asked what should he do with Wakana on his wedding night? And no thanks for that idiot's bluntness and seriousness because now I'm trapped in this situation," he sighed miserably.

"You know, my IQ is far above average, Takami-san," Kakei could hear Shin's stoic words from his phone and couldn't hold his laugh when the other linebacker added; "after the hugs what should I do to Koharu?"

"Dear God...Shin! You're the most hopeless person I've ever met!," another sigh from the young doctor. "Sakuraba Haruto! Don't you dared tried to ran away! Come here and help me with this idiot!" Takami shouted again and Kakei laughed at the ex-quarterback's rotten luck.

"But Shin is so hopeless!" Sakuraba's cries can be heard clearly by Kakei.

"I don't care! Come help me here because I'm not suffering this alone!"

"But—"

"It's your fault for bringing up the first-night thing to him in the first place. Therefore, you must be responsible!"

"Takami-san!"

"Just shut the fuck up and come here! If you dared to run away...," Ootawara's idiotic laugh suddenly erupted. "For God's sake, Ootawara put your pants on!

Clearly Takami had been ignored for Ootawara's laugh become louder while the ex-quarterback's sigh become more miserable.

"Looks like you're really busy there. I guess I'm the one who had to break the news to Clifford and Mr. Don, huh? Alright then. Good luck with your mission!" Kakei said deviously and quickly ended the call before Takami had a chance to shout at him.

Cackling the infamous laugh his 'big sister' was famed for, Kakei started dialling Clifford's number and wondered what kind of reaction the Americans will be giving him for this shocking news.

Hehehe...Whatever it is, it will definitely be interesting, the tall linebacker grinned somewhat evilly at the thought.

Hiruma is not really a good example of big sister figure for him, right?

I wonder if I should delay the news until we met face to face. I bet Clifford and Mr. Don's expressions will be god damn priceless...Kakei thought, shoving his phone back to his jacket. His intense aquamarine eye sparkled with evilness. Maybe I'd need a camera too...For memory, perhaps? Kekeke...

Yup. She is definitely NOT a good big sister.

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Hiruma's mind was positively spinning for the rest of the week. For first, she had spent the most of her free time trying to plan a way of breaking the news to her fiancé. She had thought of some ideas and plans, but despite of what she told to the Mamori; she actually was very, very scared of Agon's rejection. The worry somehow had paralyzed her mind from making superb strategies like she used to. And as if adding the misery to the demonic girl's troubled mind, Agon just have to be so damn clueless about this.

Really, Kongou Agon was GOD DAMN OBLIVIOUS for a once-in-a-century genius and it frustrated her to death.

Kekeke...Let's see how Hiruma actually planned to break this new to Agon shall we?

PLAN A – TRY USING HINTS

This was actually Mamori's idea but since the auburn-haired girl suggested this in a joke, Hiruma had considered this as her own plan. While they were having their brunch earlier, Mamori had said; 'If you wanted to tell Agon but don't have enough courage to speak it out loud, why don't you tattooed it on your forehead?'. At that time, Hiruma just rolled her eyes and mocked Mamori for the insane plan. But somehow, she thought it might be a good idea—except for the fact that she will NOT tattooed this on her forehead. But this is Hiruma we're talking about. Modifying plans was as easy as kicking some brats on the ass.

So, after Agon done cleaning the kitchen for the disaster he made that morning (note to everyone; Agon is a HORRIBLE cook but an EXCELLENT kitchen destroyer...) and he had flopped unceremoniously beside her on the sofa did she started her plan.

"Hey, Agon!"

"Hmm...?"

"If I say that I'm making a tattoo, will you be ok with it?"

Agon shrugged nonchalantly. "It's depends on what you're making. So, what did you have in mind?"

"I'm pregnant?" Hiruma said seriously, half-hoping that Agon will get the hint.

Instead, Agon just rolled his eyes to the side to stare at her. "Bad choice, You-chan. I preferred you let you delicious skin the way it is rather than that horrible choice of tattoo." Then, he just casually switched on the TV and ignored her mortified expression.

Hiruma really hoped that Agon will be unconscious, so that she could freely banged her...or perhaps his head to the wall.

Needless to say that the plan had FAILED

PLAN B – GIVE SOME OBVIOUS CLUE

One day, Hiruma had purposely spoiled herself on the bed, not even moving even though Agon already came home from work and done changing to his casual clothes. That little act is something really weird because Hiruma never let her chance to admire—AHEM! You wanna die damn author?—Err... I mean, to tease Agon about the small amount of fat that already popped somewhere on his tanned body, from slipping away. Despite that, she just leaned against the propped pillow against the headboard, her feet propped up on another pillow as she pretended to be deeply engrossed with a book and totally oblivious of his presence. Hiruma mentally cackled when Agon started to tug her sleeves in a very childish manner.

"What did you want?" she said impassively.

"Let's have a date," Agon replied with a spoiled brat face.

"I'm reading, dreads..."

"Just threw the book away. I want you."

"No. I need to read this. I am on this stage right now and I have to learn everything." Hiruma pressed the three words damn author had italicized in a solemn tone.

Like she predicted, the book was transferred from her pale skinny hands to his tanned bigger ones the next second. Agon frowned upon reading the title. "Why do you read about pregnancies and this maternal shit?"

"Cause I'm...," her sentence hanged on the air as Agon claimed her lips in a bruising kiss.

The book went flying and landed somewhere in the room as Agon keep on devouring his fiancée, not even listening to her protests at all. Hiruma's snarls of protest turned to soft moans when Agon proceeds to undressing her, attacking every inch of her exposed skin in the process. That was enough to make Hiruma lost her head and returned his favour with the same enthusiasm. Their clothes soon were thrown aimlessly around the room as they go on with their...errr...bedroom business.

Hiruma only remembered about her plan when she found pieces of paper while doing the laundry and the ruined book trapped among the tangled fabric of their clothes. She should not threw everything in the laundry basket into the washing machine without checking the clothes first, right? Too late now. Both the book and her laundry were perfectly ruined. Thus, to ease up her frustration, she destroyed the book with her rocket launcher, slightly cursing herself for falling to Agon's seduction.

Therefore, it's quite OBVIOUS that the plan 'Give Some OBVIOUS Clue' is OBVIOUSly FAILED.

PLAN C – TRY THE 'GIFT' METHOD

Coincidently, Agon's birthday was around the corner. Deciding to copy something from the romance crap Mamori sputtered out on her reviews about the novels she had read, Hiruma had planned to tell Agon on his birthday—trying to assume that the man will accept the kid as his birthday present. Therefore, she managed to talk Unsui on roping his brother with him for the day while she prepared whatever a 'romantic birthday dinner' shit Mamori said should have. You could guess Agon's surprise when he came home after a chaotic day celebrating his birthday with his twin brother and the rest of ex-Shinryuuji; only to be greeted with the sight of Hiruma in the pink dress he bought for her (but NEVER been wore by the demonic girl because Hiruma said it was too girly), steak plates and a small chocolate cake on the dining table. He stalked to her side and stared at the food on the table with wondering eyes.

"Is this safe to be eaten?" he teased lightly, pointing to the messed up chocolate pastry.

"If you die, I'll retrieve you from hell. No sweat, Satan is my brother," Hiruma replied sarcastically.

Agon erupted to a booming laugh as he sat on his seat, conveniently alternating his gaze from the disastrous cake and the slightly nervous blond. Grinning almost madly, he pulled Hiruma onto his lap and rested his chin on her shoulder, his arms wrapped tightly round her waist. With the same devious grin Hiruma was famed for, he gently nibbled on the long pointy ear and snickered when the young woman in his arms tried miserably to muffle a cute mewl.

"Stop that...," Hiruma squirmed in his hold, trying to free herself from the iron grip.

"Where is my present? Is it the one in this pink dress?" he wiggled his eyebrow, swiftly leaving a mark on the pale throat, earning him a moan and a curse.

"Your present will arrive around seven months from now. So, be patient," Hiruma half-growled when Agon refused to let her go.

This time Agon frowned. "Seven months? What are you giving me? High-class military plane?" he asked sarcastically.

"I rather have that plane to myself than giving it to you...," more uncomfortable squirming and a feral grimace. "This is something else," Hiruma added with a slight hint of nervousness.

"What damn thing could possibly take seven months to be delivered?" Agon scowled, saturated confusion in his voice.

"Your fucking kid, obviously. You'll get that kid as your present seven months from now, Agon," Hiruma deadpanned, hoping that Agon will get what she mean.

The thick silence in the spacious dining room made Hiruma grinned in victory. Finally, the dreadlock-headed man gets her message. Now, she only has to brace herself upon whatever reaction he will make. But her grin turned to a startled scowl when Agon bit her shoulder, hard. She yelped sharply and stared at Agon with incredulous face. "Agon!" Hiruma half-scolding and half-moaning.

"That was fucking hot," Agon hissed and threw her over his shoulder in one swift motion. "Really, Youshiki... That is incredibly sexy," she felt callous hand travelled inside her dress as he started to march towards their bedroom, dinner and cake completely forgotten on the table. "You want to give me kids, huh?"

"Agon! Listen first—," Hiruma yelled but before she realize it, they already in the guest bedroom that happened to be a few long strides from the dining room. The ex-quarterback found herself to be pinned against the untouched sheets.

Damn. He would NEVER let her talk in situation like this.

Agon grinned evilly at the glaring female before him. His shirt soon was thrown ignorantly onto the floor. "So now, let's make some kids..."

Let's just say that this plan ended up like Plan B; only with Hiruma having more sore muscles and wonders on the possibility that there might be no organ called brain is actually working in her fiancé's head.

Plan C miserably FAILED.

PLAN D – TRY TO TELL HIM SLOWLY BUT DIRECT ENOUGH

Hiruma rested her head against Agon's chest. Her three previous plans failed miserably with the addition of her being too sore in the morning. Now, she started to wonder whether Agon is either damn clueless on her message or he actually know about her pregnancy and just pretending to not know. Hiruma sighed, her hands subconsciously cradled the bulge on her stomach; slightly amused on how fast it has grown. The bulge is easier to spot now compared to last week. Staring blankly at the white ceiling above her, Hiruma glanced at the sleeping man beside her and couldn't hold back the dark thoughts of his rejection to the baby. Another sigh escaped her lips. Almost instantly, a muscular arm draped over her upper torso.

"What's with the sighing?" Agon mumbled groggily, arm tighten round the smaller figure.

Hiruma flashed her full set of fangs in a wary grimace. "Just thinking something..."

"Wanna share?" violet eyes rolled in their respective sockets to stare at her.

Hiruma pursed her lips in calculative manner. "What do you think about having kids?" she asked solemnly, determined to know his opinion.

Agon was slightly taken aback. Having kids was not really on his plan this year. He just received a really interesting offer for him to play in the America that he thought he wanted to accept. It's not like he never received such offer for it actually had become an annual thing. Sometimes, the teams will send their offers to him twice or thrice a year. It's just because football was not something he actually loved. However, considering his boring job now, being a professional sportsman might not be so bad at all. Besides, he could kick some asses and crushed the inferior teams. Agon mentally snickered. He knew about the spreading rumours that he might accept the offer this time because usually, he will declined the offer as soon as it reached his hands. But now, when he didn't decline the offer; most of the teams that played in the league and once had witnessed his plays, started to grow very restless.

It's almost like during his high school days, where everyone saw him as god in the field.

And this time, the god and the devil will crushed everyone to rubble.

That was one of the reasons why he contemplated on accepting this particular offer because it actually included Hiruma. In most people's eyes, Hiruma is an average person. She's not searing lightning like Sena nor piercing spear like Shin or even raging sea like Kakei. And of course, her built is not the appropriate built that can actually possessed brute strength like Gaou, Kurita, Yamato or Akaba. However, her brain is something that no one can outsmart, not even in a thousand year. Which it really ticked Agon off when no one seems to notice that and only saw her as a tool to drag him into their team. But this particular offer had actually come in two envelopes and one of them is for her. The team had invited her to be their star quarterback. The coach himself had called Agon and asked him to make sure that he will persuade Hiruma to accept her offer even if Agon refused his own.

Why you may ask?

Because the coach had already tasted Hiruma's devil trickeries in the game and he also had once been humiliated across the globe by the demonic girl.

This coach is Leonard Apollo, ex-NFL player and now the coach for *(1) Phoenix Shooting Stars.

(A/N:Phoenix Shooting Stars—a team I make up because I haven't got any clue about football outside ES21. Sorry for the bad name because giving names is NOT my field.)

But Agon was not pleased to know that this old man was in the same league with Clifford, Mamori and conveniently most of the strong players he ever met. The once arrogant coach saw his fiancée as a daughter and keep talking to Agon like some over-concerned father that refused to give his daughter away.

Really, it's tiresome to deal with Hiruma's guardians.

"Hey, Agon! Are you even listening?" Hiruma snapped to the spacing off male impatiently thus successfully startled him.

"Huh?" Agon blurted out, slightly confused before his genius mind refresh his head. "Oh. About the kids, huh?" Hiruma nodded solemnly, her face slipping to a cold poker face. "I don't really think that I want kids. It's still too early and we have good offers in the league. No kids should be put into the equation," he stated impassively almost in an uncaring manner.

Unnoticed to Agon, Hiruma had been clawing to the mattress under the sheet upon hearing his answer. She should have known to expect this. Besides, Agon and kids was not something that can be easily put together in a sentence. So this answer is supposedly the one of the most easy-to-predict answers, right? About the offer to play in the professional league...Frankly speaking, Hiruma totally forgot about the damn offer from the fucking coach. So, what? She had been in dilemma ever since she found out about the small life inside her and she had a lot to think about; so why should she worry about one damn offer? She will just have to call Apollo and declined the fucking offer. End of story. Now, forget about that damn offer. She had more troublesome problem to handle.

"You really didn't want some kids?" Hiruma pressed again, emerald eye blazing in an unidentified emotion.

"Nope. Kids are troublesome," Agon deadpanned, yawning lazily and tighten his arm round Hiruma's now frozen body.

"What if I'm already carrying one? Will you accept it with open arms?" Hiruma choked out, her hands hugged her belly protectively.

This time Agon turned his head to stare at her face. His eyes gleaming incredulously. "Like I say, I don't want children. We're still too young for that," he grinned, not even noticing Hiruma's paled face. "Now, stop with this 'What if...' questions. It's getting on my nerves. We've planned everything. It's not that you're going to have a baby, right?" he stated flatly, kissing her cold cheek. "Now, go back to sleep. The egghead linebacker's wedding is tomorrow. We didn't want you to show up with heavy eye bags, right? Somebody will definitely kill me for that," Agon muttered, his voice getting softer to the end before it was replaced by a loud snore.

Hiruma was shaking. Her hands curled protectively on the spot where she could feel the faint heartbeat inside her. She clenched her fangs together in a tight grimace and glanced to the snoring man. She didn't have to commence her plan right now because she's sure that it will definitely fail. Agon had made it clear that he didn't want this baby. However, Hiruma on the other hand was very sure that she wanted it. Firm resolve emerged on her demonic features as she stared at Agon's face intently, trying to mesmerize it for the unknown future.

Plan D had FAILED before she even commenced it.

And Hiruma is leaving him right after Shin's wedding.

Aww...Poor Hiru-chan...Reviews, please?