Chapter2-The First Dungeon-

"Damn, this place is HUGE!"I exclaimed upon entering the Deku Tree. I started to look around, exploring the area. "How the hell can a tree be this big inside?"

"Dunno," Hanako answered lying on my head.

I continued to walk, looking around. Mainly up, curious on how high the inside was-Fuck. Looking down at my feet I scowled. "Great." I hissed lifting my paw up only for it to sink back down into the spider web. I was stuck. "Just fucking great!" I sighed, and then remembered I had a sword. Probably the only time I'd use it.

Unsheathing the sword on my back, I gripped it tight between my teeth. Carefully, I turned it towards the web below, swiping it at the middle. "Oh fuck…"

AAHHHHH!

The web gave away leading to both me and Hanako to fall to our death. Screams filled the air as we both plummeted down a narrow tunnel type thing. "WHY DOES THE WORLD WANT ME TO DIE!?" I asked snapping my eyes shut.

"I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" I heard Hanako scream then cling to my ear.

SPLASH!

My eyes opened when I hit the water, quickly swimming up. My head broke surface and Hanako started to cough out water.

"Oh! Before I forget, watch out for the 15foot drop in the middle of the main floor!" The Deku Tree's voice was heard.

Seriously?! "Yo fucking tree if you can hear me- THANKS FOR THE LATE WARNING!" I growled then clawed my way out from the little pool.

"You're Welcome!"

I growled again, stupid tree. Shaking the water from my long fur like a dog I sat back down. Thinking of what to do, looking around nothing could really be done. "Fuck- wait" I noticed the wall was covered in vines, leaning upward. "Hanako, we're heading back up." I informed my fairy friend.

Not even waiting for an answer I jumped onto up onto the wall, clinging to it with my claws, then scaled it. Back on the main floor, I glared at the hole, and then looked back upwards. Without even thinking I headed to another wall of vines, climbing up onto the ledge. Padding along the ledge, I noticed another vine-wall this one had Walltrula's on it. Great, but something…

"Oh my TREASURE!" I yelled running to the chest and threw the lid open, only to have my excited smile fall from my face. "The fuck is this? A map! Really Tree, you need a map just for your insides?!" I hissed but took the parchment anyway. I gave the map to Hanako then continued walking along the ledge.

Hanako flew over to me, only to hit the door I was about to enter. Her face buried in the map. A squeak escaped her when she made contact with the wooden door.

"Hanako" I sighed and continued into the room.

/Timeskip/

SPLASH!

After falling another good 15 feet and landing in more water I had enough of this Tree. I quickly pulled myself out of the water dripping wet. "Stupid tree…why do you have so many drops inside you?!" I complained out loud as Hanako flopped down on my head. "Fairy, why don't you be useful and open the-"

THUD

"OW!" I just got hit with a giant Deku nut… THE FUCKING HELL! I scanned the room to see three Deku scrubs. "Hmm…What did that one scrub say about a secret of this dungeon or whatever?...Uhhh. Hanako do you remember what it said?"

"2,3,1. Twenty-three is number one."

"2,3,1…Wait I wonder if…" I trailed off facing the second Deku scrub in the line with my shield up. The Deku nut smashed against the shield then went flying back and stunned him. I did the same to the third, then the first. I ran over to the first and cornered it.

"How did you know our secret?" It shrieked. "How irritating! It's so annoying that I'm going to reveal the secret of Queen Ghoma to you!" Is this thing just this dimwitted? "In order to administer the coup de grace to Queen Ghoma, strike with your sword while she's stunned." It looked to the side before running "oh Queenie…Sorry about that!"

"Huh cool story bro," I smirked then went to opening the giant door with the boss key I got a bit ago. "So Hanak, what do you think we may be facing?"

Hanako shrugged from where she was on my head. The boss room was dark, like really dark.

"The fuck I can't see shit!" I growled then looked around about to exit when…what? At the ceiling was a glowing green eye. The eye started to move then it dropped to the floor with a thud. Out of nowhere lights appeared and Queen Ghoma roared. I stared at it.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" I started to laugh, that thing was hideous! I fell to the ground clutching my sides in laughter. I could hear Hanako laughing as well.

Ghoma roared again standing up on her back legs and swiped with her front, blood hit the ground and a growl of pain sounded.

"You didn't" I hissed, blood dripped from my muzzle. A long gash sliced a crossed my nose bridge, cutting one side of my lip. That would sure leave a scar. "You fucking little…" I started to run at it but only to stop as Ghoma retreated to the ceiling. "Fuck…" I took out the slingshot I had obtained earlier and aimed for its eye only to see I was out of ammo. "DAMNT!"

Hanako zoomed into my hat to hide, a smirk played on my lips. "Oh Hanako" I purred. The fairy poked its head out from under my hat.

"Yeah?"

"Come here a sec', would ya?" I snickered as she did. Floating in front of me, her head cocked to the side in confusion. I smiled evilly, taking hold of the mouse-sized wolf and placed her onto the pad of the slingshot. Her eyes grew wide when she realized what was going to happen.

"Noo!Wolfy! I thought we were friends!" She cried. I ignored it and launched her at Ghoma, her screams bounced off the tiny room as she flew at the giant crab/spider thing.

Once she hit the creature in the eye Ghoma cried out, Hanako proceeded to bite and claw into the things eye. Good fairy, I thought with a smirk and ran over as Ghoma fell from the ceiling. Taking the sword from my back as I ran, I quickly slashed it at the creature. Twice, another slash, three times, then for my fourth I stabbed the sword straight into the creatures eye.

Ghoma roared and jumped up, my sword still enlarged in her eye, a loud painful roar. Blood oozed from her eye, another roar, and there. She fell to the ground unmoving. Hanako retreated to my hat, and I calmly walked over to regain my sword. Once back my sword was in its sheath, the insect like creature vanished into smoke. A heart container and a portal were left in place of the boss.

"That was pathetic" I spat and took the container, feeling refreshed and reenergized, than entered the portal. Once upon entering the glowing circle, I was lifted into the air and placed back outside before The Great Deku Tree.