Author's Note:
I'm so inspired I could vomit a rainbow~
From your Day
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Some of the content happened in History, but mostly it never happened.
…" Traitor "…
/ At the Allies head quarters /
America: Dude~…, I guess Italy is burned to death in Germany…
England: (* Walks inside the meeting room *) He's alive alright, and he even gave me information about Germany's next attacks. (*Sits at his chair *).
America: Iggy!, you're late! (* Victory Dance *) Ahugh! Ahugh! Yeah!, I'm breaking records!
England: At least I have a reason to be late, not like you.
America: R~i~g~h~t…, so what's the R~e~a~s~o~n~?~…
England: Italy called me in the middle of the night telling me about the next attacks of Germany for four hours.
America: Ok…
/ The Allies discussed the matter nonstop for four hours, All the nation even England was amazed how Italy got all this information even he was in prison, as they say the innocent one is the most dangerous one… /
/ Mean while in Italy's house /
Italy: Fratello~ I'll be out for two to four months~!
Romano: What!, you're going back to that prison again?!
Italy: No fratello~, I'm just going to ask Germany to be my friend and ally~
Romano: (* With a tone of suspicion *) You're getting too close to him already…
Italy: Fratello~ everything part of the plan. (* Smiles *)
/ There was silence between the two as Romano was approaching their kitchen and Italy was almost going out /
Romano: (* Took a casserole from the drawers *) At lease eat something before you go…
Italy: (*Closes the door back with a big smile, runs to his brother and hugs him tight *) Oh fratello~!, you're so sweet~
Romano: (* Face as red as his tomatoes *) Italy stop hugging me, I can't breathe!
Italy: Ok. (* Takes a sit to a chair nearby*)
Romano: So…, tell me. How did you get those information in just a little time while in a prison?...
Italy: (* Playing with a fork *) You're listening while I'm in the phone aren't you?… (* Smiles *), that's rude.
Romano: Of course I should listen on what's going on!, cause I'm your brother.
Italy: Well…, The prison was an old building, the cement is easy to brake and I brought my handy knife with me in case of emergency as always; by this I carved a rectangular block in the wall, I made it clean so it would be unnoticeable, well as you know I got the skill cause I'm a sculptor too; And that's how I go in and out of the prison by a hole every night…
Romano: Isn't the Central Powers head quarters far from the prison as you told me before?...
Italy: Yes, you have to go across three buildings before you can get to their head quarters.
Romano: So how could you walk around unseen?
Italy: I don't walk in the streets…, I jump over each of these three buildings until I arrive to the headquarters.
Romano: But you said there road spaces there are wide cause their tanks use all the roads 24/7.
Italy: True. That's why I took my gymnastics class too serious when I was still a little boy.
Romano: Then, How could you get in and out of the Headquarters that easy?
Italy: Actually at the first time I got in the Headquarters, I killed the janitor took his clothes and dumped him in the pile of dead solders prepared for burial.
Romano: So you pretended to be a Janitor?
Italy: Si~, and as we know janitors are the one who cleans the building and gets in and out to offices without any permit so… that's how I manage to get those information without any strand of troubles.
Romano: You're like a villain of a story you know…
Italy: That's always the best character of the story fratello " the villain… ", cause without the villain the story would be lame….
/ Mean while at the meeting room of the Allies /
Russia: You know, I've been wondering comrades…., how he gets in and out of a " German prison "da?... ( stressing the german prison. )
England: I don't know, I didn't even ask him, oh well… let's just be happy that he was not caught in the act.
America: ( Feet rested on the table ), Guys you know we should call him with name or something, cause he's definitely not with the Allies, so how about a heroic name like…, " The Italian Spy! ".
Russia: He's more of an… " Italian Assassin " or some more than that…
England: People he's still with the Allies privately, so he would still be called an " Allied ".
America: Ok…, raise your hand up if you agree to call Italy " The Italian Spy! ".
/ France and America raised their hand /
America: How about " The Italian Assassin "?...
/ Russia raised his hand /
America: Iggy you should decide what to call him …
England: I don't like the description you gave him, I mean it's too rude, how about " The Mafia "
America: What's the meaning of " the Mafia "?
England: I really don't know, I just think I really sounds nice to him…
America: So who votes for " the Mafia "?!
/ Everyone raised their hand /
Translations:
Italian-
Fratello: Brother
Si : Yes
Russian-
Da: Yes