Author's Note:
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Some of the content happened in History, but mostly it never happened.
…" Traitor "…
Germany's point of view:
I just met the most useless, brainless and fearful person in the world: Italy, he's been bothering me since; He asked me to give him a job, he talks too much and he makes weird noises like " ve~ ". I really don't understand him at all, is this really a country or just a epic fail of history!...
Italy's point of view:
I never expected brother France would be this rude, I mean does he really need to force Germany to create cuckoo clock just too pay an unreasonable debt?, how outrageous!; Oh well I'm working in Germany's house already, I just get paid with a little amount but it's fine cause my real salary comes from the Allies which is thirty times much bigger than my salary work in Germany's house.
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Germany's point of view:
Today, I can say that I'm kind of happy cause I got a new friend and ally Italy, I know he would be useless in the battle field but at least I gained a friend today…. I hate to mean it but he's my only friend….
Italy's point of view:
I talked Germany with the sweet words of friendship, well he took the bait instantly like a hungry fish and became friends with me; Obviously he didn't know those sweet words were the poison to his mind…
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/ Italy was forced to have a " Military Training " cause Germany thought he is so defenceless but in truth Italy is more skilful in fighting and defending than any country in Europe. /
Germany: Italy give me twenty more laps!
Italy: (* Acting tired and lazy *) Germany~!, I can't take another step anymore~
Germany's point of view:
This Italian is so lazy, how will he survive an attack if he runs like a ballerina!
Italy's point of view:
I guess his buying the act, already….; Oh when will these pretending end cause my knees are killing me, It's been years since I ran this long…
/ Italy was still doing his acting while Germany was clearly fooled…, Italy ran more laps until his eyes was caught by a wrapper that has a mark: " Meaty Hamburger " at a side of a road with an instant realization he took the wrapper and ran with a speed more than the athletes in the Olympics leaving the german surprised after he said that the English are attacking; After leaving a trail of thick dust on the road Italy had the time to place some stones inside the wrapper throw it at the nearest bush unseen, clearly it was owned by one of the Allies, who maybe at that time was spying him; After Italy had thrown the wrapper at the bush it rustled. /
America: (* Pops out of the bush *) Ow!, dude that hurts… why did you put stones in it? (* Trying to lessen the pain by gentle rubs*)
England: (* Pops out of the bush*) America!, you stupid git!, you successfully blown our cover.
/ Italy was there watching them fight with a stern face, after he heard Germany calling his name he immediately jumps to his allies to grab them, covered their big mouths and ducks in the bush… They became silent as Germany was roaming around calling his ally…, Italy saw his two other allies in the bush mouth shut tightly…, After a moment Germany walks away still looking for Italy…, Italy didn't hear the voice of Germany any more so he took his hand from the mouth of the English and the American and takes a peek at his surrounding and gave a sigh. /
Italy: Why are you all here?
Russia: For status report.
Italy: (* Sigh *) Guys I know you need information as soon as possible but you should think that you can't cross boarders and approach me directly cause even just a sight of us talking could make them think that I'm a traitor, so please let me do my work and let me! be the one to approach you for information. Got it?
America: Got it!
Italy: (* Looks at America with an evil aura *) I'll have a little talk with you later…
America: (*Gulp *)…
England: (* Scared *)O-oh well, we should not d-do this again…, r-right guys?
Everyone except Italy: (* Nods fast like there is no tomorrow *)
/ Everyone was scared even Russia cause Italy was clearly tired and mad, after they did nodding, They quickly ran out of the bush in separate ways like they were running for their life's sake. /
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/ Months after Japan became Italy and Germany's ally /
/ Japan took his alliance oath at his house, he had a weird feeling with his new ally Italy because he's flirting with some Japanese ladies and after he got tired of flirting he slept under the warm Japanese table which has a thick blanket in it…, The Japanese forgot the feeling anymore and took a orange from a table and placed it above the Italians head; But in some part the Japanese want to correct himself cause he experience that feeling before, and that feeling only occurs when he is in danger. /