The group were walking along a rooftop to get to a service street where they had to do litter picking.
"I certain that I have a super power, maybe I just need to find out what it is" said Nathan, as no one was listening.
"Maybe you're just super-retarded" remarked Alisha.
"Regardless he's fucking annoying" said Elmo.
"Maybe I can do mundane shit like climb walls like spider man?"
"Since when was climbing walls classed as 'mundane shit'" asked Elmo.
Nathan ignored this and the group continued until they were where they needed to be, five minutes later they had almost finished cleaning the bin shed when Curtis saw something out of the corner of his eye.
"What the fuck is that?"
They got closer, and it turned out to be a naked man sleeping on the ground.
"Is he alive?" Asked Kelly.
"Hey dickhead, you're naked" said Alisha as she prodded him with a litter picker.
Hey turned around giving the group full view.
Nathan recognized the man, "YOU!".
The group burst out laughing.
"Hey you wanna tell u who that was?" asked Curtis.
"He lives with my mum" he replied after initially giving it some thought.
"You're step-dad ha got a huge cock" said Alisha.
"Wasn't that big" said Elmo with surprise in his voice.
"Oh, and I suppose you've got a bigger one?" questioned Kelly.
"One of the many perks of being this tall" he remarked and shot a wink her way.
"Either way, you're mum is going to hurt from that!" said Alisha, obviously getting the better of Nathan.
"la la la la, SHUT UP!"
"That doesn't explain why he's naked though" said Kelly, returning to the main point.
"What's wrong with being naked?" asked Elmo
"Nothing, until the point where you're out in the open for everyone to see" replied Kelly.
"He's probably some depraved pervert" said Alisha.
"Maybe he's a werewolf!" said Simon.
"Twat!" replied Nathan.
"That's what happens in the movies" said Simon.
"I've seen a werewolf before" said Elmo.
"Even bigger twat!" said Nathan.
"I then proceeded to kill it, gut it, skin it, then cook it, tasted kind of like chicken, but with the texture of beef, and far more chewy" replied Elmo.
"Who the fuck are you?" asked Alisha.
"Someone who clearly shouldn't be fucked with, I somehow managed to punch a hole in someone's chest, Nathans's locker, and take a chunk out of a brick wall" he replied.
"Hey maybe that's your power" said Curtis.
"No, 'fraid not, I could do that before the storm".
"That's some fucked up shit, considering you don't even look that strong".
"Have you ever seen me out of this jump suit?" he asked.
"That's a good point actually, we've only ever seen him, in a orange suit" aid Kelly.
"Exactly, and these things are baggy, so looks can be deceiving"
"Well, are you gonna show us anything?"
Elmo tensed his left arm, and the orange jumpsuit ripped from the stress and when he relaxed his arm, the sleeve just fell right off, revealing a highly defined arm underneath it, and some advanced tribal tattoos, Elmo wasn't covered in them though, you could tell that these tattoos that you had to earn, rather than be given.
"Which brings me back to the first question, Who the fuck are you?" asked Nathan.
"It doesn't matter who I am, maybe you will learn in time, but for now, you might want to re-prioritize as there is a naked man who 'lives with your mum' running around and you don't know where he is".
"Ahh fuck it, let's go".
The group had arrived at the community center just in time for the probation worker to grab them into a hall filled with OAPs.
"Eugh, old people everywhere" said Elmo.
"Woah, holy shit there are" replied Nathan.
"Look, I just need you to keep them company for a little while, dance with them, talk with them, get them some tea if they need it".
After a moment of silence and no movement, she resorted to orders, "Just go!".
Kelly and Nathan walked up to an old war hero in a chair.
"I think he's dead"
They take closer look, and right before Nathan was about to say something.
"Get down Jenkins, grenade!" Elmo shouted right behind them.
The man then jumped straight up and punched Nathan in the face.
Elmo walked off laughing hysterically.
"I think he's fine, if not better" said Nathan holding his nose, trying to prevent any bleeding from happening.
Nathan the walked off to clean his nose up before returning to the room, and Kelly sat down next to the startled war veteran.
The group were scattered around being forced to dance with people, Elmo walked out the back before having a sly cigarette.
Alisha was idly standing around when the probation worker walked up, "Perhaps you'd like to dance with someone?"
"She can dance with me if you like?" Elmo said from outside.
"I meant someone over sixty" she replied.
"You've got to be shitting me" asked Alisha.
"No Alisha I'm not shitting you", as she emphasized 'shitting'.
The probation worker led Alisha up to quite an active old man, and set them to dance, but as soon as they linked hands, the old man started to spew profanities about sexual relations with Alisha.
"Ok, let's go and find you a chair" said the probation worker to the old man, now oblivious as to what had just happened.
"You go and make tea, just keep out the way" she continued.
Alisha stormed out and Curtis gave her a worrying look.
Elmo disregarded what had happened and continued to smoke outside, before being confronted by the probation worker, "Why aren't you inside helping?" she asked him
"Don't you think I might appear just a little bit menacing to a bunch of OAPs?" he asked genuinely interested in her reply.
"Fine, just try not to make things worse, we've already had an incident"
"Yes, I saw, interesting" he said before finishing his cigarette and proceeding to make some tea.
Nathan had returned from the toilets and was now wheeling an old lady around wen a young beautiful woman walked through the door and they exchanged looks, "Hi" she said, he let go of the woman he was wheeling around and stared at the young blonde beauty, giving her body a final check before waling over to help her.
Nathan handed her a tray that she went to pick up, "Hi" he said.
"Thanks" she replied.
"So are you like a member of staff or something?"
"I'm a volunteer" she said as if it was obvious.
"A volunteer? I love to volunteer" he said.
"Is that why they gave you community service?"
"Could be, could be, I'd probably just be here anyway you know, volunteering and stuff"
Elmo walked through holding a massive tray of tea.
"Or being a faggot and stuff" he remarked and carried on going
"Don't listen to him, he weighs more than his IQ" Nathan said quietly.
"Anyway, so what did you do?" she asked him.
"I sexually assaulted a ninety year old woman" he said.
"She didn't seem to think so at the time, god rest her soul".
Elmo returned to the kitchen but passed Nathan on the way.
"Dude you're fucked up" he said and continued to do his duty.
"Who actually is that?" she asked.
"Him? He's Elmo, you know that cute cuddly bear from sesame street?"
This got a good reaction from the young woman.
"So what did you really do?" she asked.
"Oh, truth is, I was just done for eating some pick n mix".
"Right of course you were, you are such a liar, pass me those sausage rolls".
Nathan did as he was asked, when he turned around there was and old woman gesturing for his hands, he let out a girly yell, Elmo who had witnessed all of this dropped a tray of tea and creased up laughing at his reaction.
"I think she wants to dance with" said the woman as she walked off.
"Oh that's nice". Nathan yelled after her.
He then turned to the woman who was waiting for him to take her hands and dance with him and muttered a nearly silent 'Fuck off'.
The group were back in the changing rooms and Curtis opened his locker to find a 'I know what you did' sign tapped to the inside.
He then turned to everyone else brandishing the paper, "someone knows".
"They know we killed our probation worker" he continued.
"Oh great, do I have to kill someone else now to cover up?" Elmo asked.
"Is this a wind up, was this you?" Kelly accused Nathan.
"Fine, no one listen" said Elmo to himself.
"If I was trying to wind you up, I'd be a little more creative"
"This isn't funny Nathan"
"If I wanted to freak you out, I'd have dug the body up and stuck that in your locker" he replied.
"Dude you really are fucked in the head" said Elmo.
"How do you know that even for us?" asked Nathan.
"Don't be a retard, this is for all of us"
"Listen, if anyone actually knew anything, they wouldn't have stuck that in the locker, they would have gone to the police and we'd be banged up in prison getting gang raped in the showers, but this, this means that they have no evidence, no proof, nothing" said Nathan.
"That is possibly THE smartest thing you've ever said" replied Elmo.
"Plus, it's probably some unrelated shit that you've done Nathan said as he pointed to Curtis.
"So if were all done freaking out, over nothing, there's somewhere I need to be" he said as he left without another word.
Nathan was frantically trying to climb back into his house when his mum pulled up.
"Didn't you get my messages? I need to talk to you"
"You're not moving back in and that final Nathan"
"It's not about that, I can cope being homeless, it's about Jeremy"
She let out a sigh as she knew where this would go.
"No listen, this is important"
"This morning, I was doing my community service, and we found Jeremy in the carpark, he was bollock naked"
"Nathan!"
"I swear on my mother life"
She slammed the car door insinuating he had made a mistake
"On my life"
"You're doing it again, you're lying".
"Ok how do I know he's got a massive cock?"
His mother had a look of shock on her face.
"How would I know that if I hadn't seen him naked?"
"I don't know Nathan, maybe you watched him take a shower"
"Oh because that sounds like the sort of thing I'm doing now watching men shower"
"I'm telling you mum, he was out there naked running around like a wolf boy.
"Nathan what's a wolf boy"
"It's a boy raised by wolves" he said and his impossibly huge grin had appeared.
"Why can't you just be happy for me?"
"Because your boyfriend is some sort of pshyco-rough trade-gay-rapist-werewolf!"
"Every man I meet, there's always a reason you take against them!"
"It's like when you said that Richard was sexually abusing you!"
"It's nothing like that, this is actually true!"
"Nathan this conversation is over!"
Nathan was back at the community center when suddenly all of the lights came on, he went to check it out and jumped into the young blonde woman from earlier in the day, "What are you doing here?" he asked her in surprise.
"I forgot my bag" she said, not sure if it was the right answer.
"Forgot your bag huh? Are you sure you didn't just come to see me?" he said in a suave voice
"I didn't know you'd be here, why are you here?" she said making it obvious
"I'm volunteering, I'm just giving and giving, and then I just give some"
"Is this a burglary?"
"What? No! I could say the same to you!"
"Except I've got keys to the building and permission to be here"
"Do you want a drink?"
An hour later and they were off their heads on a mixture of alcohol and drugs, which left them sitting in some wheelchairs outside the community center, when she asked for a photo, they squeezed in for a photo, and then Jeremy ran past completely naked again.
"Nathan, naked man with a giant cock just ran past."
"Hey it's him!"
"It's who?"
"He's the man that lives with my mum; quick give me your phone!"
After minutes of chasing a naked Jeremy, he stopped as he recognized the car park that he found Jeremy in the first time.
"Did you really think I was going to let you get away with this shit?" said Nathan.
Elmo then walked up beside him.
"Nathan what the fuck are you doing?" he said.
"Ahh fuck! What the hell are you doing out here!?" Nathan asked.
"I'm on my way to the shop, I need some more cigarettes." He replied.
"Ok you can help me but be quiet, I'm Jeremy hunting." Said Nathan.
Elmo thought it best not to question him about it.
"Anyway, did you really think you were going to get away with this?" he continued.
"Yeah, really?" Elmo said.
"That's my mum you sick bastard!" said Nathan.
"Yeah, that's his mum!" said Elmo.
Nathan shot him a look.
"We can do this the hard way, or- well there is no easy way!" Nathan continued.
"Yeah no easy way, you sick bastard!" said Elmo.
"Look if you're not going to take this seriously, you can just go home." Said Nathan.
Then Jeremy jumped onto Nathan taking him to the floor, and started growling like a dog, and panting, whilst Nathan was screaming.
"Stop screaming like a bitch, no pun intended, but it's only a naked man." Said Elmo.
Then Jeremy turned his focus to Elmo and tried to jump on him, Elmo punched the man in the face, sending him running off with a bloody nose.
"You have got to help me explain this to my mum!" said Nathan.
"Is she fit?" he asked.
"Just do it." Said Nathan.
And they both left without another word.
Curtis was sitting on a bench outside the community center when Alisha walked up, in a complete state.
"You look like you had a good night." He said.
"Crazy, can't remember any of it." She said.
"You know, my mum always told me to stay away from girls like you." He said
"Your mum has never met a girl like me." She replied teasingly.
The group were in the main hall of the community service building, and Nathan brought up a picture on his phone and showed Kelly.
"It's him, it's the guy who lives with my mum, he was out there again last night, this is evidence." Said Nathan.
"What am I looking at? Asked Kelly.
"Cock, Anus, bit of Ballsack." He said as he pointed to the different parts of the anatomy on the picture, then Kelly grabbed his phone to take a closer look.
"Eww what's that?"
"That's Ballsack, look it's from a low angle, Jesus." He said.
"Why where were you last night?" she asked.
Then Nathan's voice appeared in her head, 'Aw shit, she knows I'm a homeless.'
He then sped off to Simon, "Hey look, Cock, Anus, Ballsack!"
"What's that?" Simon laughed.
"That's Cock!" Nathan said.
"For fucks sake, he was there as well, come on man, back me up!" he said and pointed to Elmo.
"Yeah, I was, I needed more fags, and wandered into Nathan trying to hunt down a naked man, it was hilarious." He said as he pulled out a cigarette.
"Oh shit, I forgot, you probably broke his nose, how is he going to play that one down!" said Nathan with glee.
"Why did you break his nose?" asked Curtis.
"He jumped at me." I'm not going to stand there and be his bitch, like Nathan was." Replied Elmo.
"Enough alright, look we've got him pinned and that's what matters."
He then thought to himself.
"We need to do something now." He continued.
"Like what?" asked Kelly.
"Can you get me a gun?" he asked in all seriousness.
"There is no way, I'm getting a dickhead like you, a gun." She said.
"You can get a gun off the internet." Said Simon.
"I go two guns right here." Said Elmo, as he tensed both of his massive biceps, both of his sleeves were now ripped because he couldn't stand having one ripped and not the other.
"Show off." Said Curtis.
"You mad bro?" he asked.
"Guys we're going off topic here, what if we just go round there tonight, talk to him, and politely tell him to fuck off?" said Nathan.
"And what if he says no?" asked Kelly.
"I dunno, we'll improvise, so whose with me?" asked Nathan.
After a couple of moments of silence, Nathan spoke up once again.
"It's like that is it, after all we've been through. You now last week?" and more silence, "We killed our probation worker!" he continued.
"Shut the fuck up!" they all said.
"That counts for nothing?" he asked.
"I'll come with you, if no one else will." Said Simon.
"It's ok, the big guy's already coming with me." Said Nathan.
Simon felt invisible, so he walked off, and turned invisible.
Nathan was trying to get into his house with Elmo.
"I'm going to climb through the window, wait for me to open the back door." He said.
"Pfft, whatever." Said Elmo.
Nathan climbed through the slightly open window and smashed a load of dishes on his way through, then Jeremy walked through all sweaty from his workout.
"Nathan?" he said.
"That's right, your number's up you pshyco nudist freak!" he said as he began to pull out his phone, Elmo merely opened the back door and walked in.
"Who's that?" Asked Jeremy.
"I'm so sorry to intrude, but Nathan is a whole new level more than stubborn, oh and people call me Elmo." He said to Jeremy.
"Nice to meet you, he said, although you do look familiar." He said.
"Yeah sorry about that, last night you were a little crazy and tried to jump on me, and I kinda broke your nose." He said guiltily, but before Jeremy could reply, Nathan brought up the picture.
"See anything you recognize?" he asked.
Jeremy sort of tilted his head, "What am I looking at?" he asked.
"Cock, Anus, Ballsack?" he said as he pointed them out from his phone.
"Is it?" he asked.
"It's from a low angle, it was you, last night!" he said.
"George Michael gets away with this shit, but he used to be in wham! Who are you?" he asked harshly.
"I don't remember what happened." Jeremy said sheepishly.
"Oh how very convenient, this happened, I show this to my mum, and you're history." Said Nathan.
"So just take your crappy hit, and go." He said, as he picked up a radio and dropped it, leaving it obliterated on the floor.
"That's your mums" said Jeremy
"Wow, dick head." Elmo said as he began to laugh.
"Well, I'll buy her a new one, because that's what sons do for their mums, look don't make this any harder on her just go!" he said.
"No, you go, your mum doesn't even want you here!" replied Jeremy.
"You bitch!" he shouted as he punched Jeremy in the face.
Just then his mum walked in.
"Nathan what are you doing!?" she yelled
"Right in the broken nose!" shouted Jeremy.
"And who is this random man standing in my kitchen!" he demanded.
"Hi, I'm Elmo, you're boyfriend tried to attack me whilst being crazy, I dunno Nathan will tell you." He said calmly.
"He's not her boyfriend, look just tell her you sick bastard!" he said.
"He already told me!" she shouted.
"He already told you? So what the fuck!?" asked Nathan.
"Whoa, shit's hit the fan, I'll wait outside." Said Elmo as he brandished his cigarettes and lighter.
"It started after that storm, it did something to me." Said Jeremy.
Elmo could be heard laughing outside.
"Sometimes its like I'm a dog." He continued.
"When I was a kid, we had this Jack Russell, Billy, we did everything together", at this point Nathan had a confused look on his face.
"He was my best friend."
"Whenever I see a Jack Russell it brings back all these feelings and next thing I know, I'm waking up naked." He finished.
"It's true, I didn't believe it at first, but I've seen what he's like when he changes." Said Nathan's mother.
"Just, are you honestly telling me, that you're ok with this?" asked Nathan.
"Well if that's who he is, then I've got to accept it." She said.
"Some men dress up in women's clothing." She continued.
"Yeah, they're just sick perverts, he's dangerous." Said Nathan.
Jeremy rose at this, "I would never hurt your mum, I love her." He said.
"You've broken his nose." She said,
"Sorry." Elmo said from outside.
"Aw, it's not like you can enter him in Crufts." He said, but this caused his mum to violently slap him, Nathan could not take this betrayal form his own mother, he left without another word.
A short while later Nathan knocked on the door of a strange house and Ruth answered the door.
"I got your address from the community center, and I thought you might want your phone back."
Ruth stayed silent.
"Oh and there's a photo on there you might want to delete, it's just a shot of a bit of ballsack, it's from a low angle, anyway, I'll see you around." And he started to leave.
"Are you ok?" she asked.
Nathan just stood there awkwardly, and Ruth brought him inside for a drink.
After a while, they had finished discussing Nathan's problems with his mum, concluding on him being a selfish bastard.
"So what happened to you?" he asked.
"Because when I cam back to the community center you were gone." He continued.
"At the time you seemed far more interested in chasing a naked man around the car park." She said in disbelief.
"So what would have happened if I hadn't have run off last night?" he asked.
"I'm guessing, you'd have had some pretty amazing sex." She said in a seductive tone.
"Really?" he said in a failed sexy voice.
"Oh yes." She concluded.
Nathan was trying to process this, so he downed the rest of his drink, and a few minutes later they were glued to each other's faces and moving up the stairs whilst undressing each other, when they had finally gotten to Ruth's bedroom, they were both nearly naked, Nathan finished by taking of both of their remaining clothes, and going in bareback.
Thirty seconds later and Nathan came, "Well that's slightly embarrassing." Ruth just started laughing at his failed attempt, "It's been a while, cut me some slack." He said pathetically.
"It's not that, but do you always pull that face when you orgasm?" she asked whilst trying to catch her breath.
"What's wrong with my come face?" he asked trying not to laugh.
"It's really bad." She confirmed while laughing.
"Well what now?" he asked.
"Do you want to try again?" she asked teasingly.
"Well, I'm here, you're here, we're both naked, consenting adults." He said, but was quickly cut off by Ruth connecting her lips with his.
Later they were both in the middle of a pretty intense session, when Nathan accidentally hit a button on the side of the table which caused an alarm to go off, and Ruth was really into it, she slapped him, and ten she frantically turned between a really old Ruth and an old Ruth, which caused Nathan to run off to the bathroom crying whilst still naked.
Ruth ran out of the bedroom now a younger version, "Are you ok?" she asked.
"And you were… What the fu… What was that thing?" he asked frantically.
"It was the storm, I just wanted to be young again." She replied.
"You complained about my come face love, you should see yours it's a shocker." He said.
"Do we have to talk about this through the door?" she asked.
"Okay, I'm coming out, move away from the door, back up, back up!" he said as he reluctantly opened the bathroom door, and walked out in Ruth's bathrobe.
"Exactly how old are you?" he asked.
"Eighty two." She said confidently.
Nathan's face scrunched up and he gave a painful moan.
"Eighty three next month, look, I didn't mean for this to happen, it felt so good to be young again, and I liked you." She said.
Nathan still moaning said, "I shagged someone's gran."
"I haven't got any grandchildren." She said awkwardly.
"Oh that's ok then, because that could have been really awkward." He said sarcastically.
"Look, I'm sorry." She said.
"You're sorry? I'm going to need counseling now, I'm damaged goods, where the hell are my boxer shorts!?" he yelled.
"Oh Nathan, don't go!" she said.
"I'm not waiting around for granny fuck me, to make another appearance."
And he ran out off the house as fast as he could.
The group were doing some litter picking and they found Nathan in sitting down in an underpass smoking a joint.
"Hey what happened to you?" asked Curtis.
"Oh nice, in on that." Said Elmo as he sat down next to Nathan, and pulled out a joint at least twice the size of Nathan's and lit it.
"I will not be in a room while that song is playing, line in the sand my friend." Nathan said.
"That's not it though, is it?" asked Elmo.
"Some old woman was looking for you." Said Kelly, then Nathan's voice came into her head, 'What is Ruth as told her I had sex with her.' Kelly's face contorted.
"You shagged her!?" she yelled.
Nathan tried to play it off as a joke but it didn't stick.
"You totally screwed her!" said Alisha as she burst out laughing.
"No!" he replied.
"You nailed that old woman!?" asked Curtis in disbelief.
"NO!" he repeated.
They all started to give their disagreements to the event.
"Did you enjoy it?" asked Simon.
"Shut up you little freak!" shouted Nathan.
"Hey don't be a cunt to Simon." Said Elmo.
"I think he enjoyed it." Said Simon with a grin.
"Are you into that?" asked Curtis.
"NOO!" said Nathan for the third time.
"It was the storm, remember Ruth, from Tuesday, that beautiful woman, nice curves, it was the storm, it made her young again." Said Nathan.
"Please, Please tell me you didn't." said Alisha, as she made a crude imagery of cunnilingus.
"Oh you did!" she finished.
They started to laugh apart from Kelly and Elmo.
Nathan started to walk off, Elmo stayed sitting on the ground enjoying his oversized spliff, and Kelly ran after Nathan.
"Nathan, Nathan wait, I didn't mean to tell them, it just came out!" she said.
"Well great job, nice one, well done." He said as he continued to walk off.
"And stay out of my head, ok." He finished.
"Granny fucker!" shouted Kelly.
Nathan merely gave her the two finger salute.
Simon was at home just browsing through his homepage of videos and pictures, then a girl that had been talking to him for quite a while, had started a new conversation with him, 'I love chatting to you' it said.
He then messaged it back saying, 'I want to know what you look like, send a photo.' To which the person replied with.
'No photos.
Use your imagination.'
Then promptly left the chatting website.
Simon thought nothing of it and continued to browse his homepage.
Later on that day, Nathan was sitting on the roof of the community center where the group had slightly put some un used furniture, thinking to himself, and the next morning he went round to Ruth's house, and knocked on the door, but the door opened to the touch, and Nathan cautiously walked in.
"Ruth?" he said loudly, awaiting a reply.
Nothing was heard, he walked into her living room to see her older self-sitting down in the chair with a book on her lap, her eyes were closed, she had passed away, Nathan picked up the book, it was a photo memory book, which showed pictured of the beautiful young Ruth he knew, all the way to the older Ruth he dreaded. Until there were no more pictures to fill out the book with, he stopped put the book back and gave her a final parting kiss on the forehead.
A little while later with Nathan's burdens lifted, he went back to see his mum, he stood behind a big quilt cover whilst hi mum pulled it down off the washing line, revealing his tall figure standing there, and after a moment of awkward silence, he finally spoke up.
"So, I guess you're going to tell me you love him." He said.
"Yes, but that doesn't change the way I feel about you." She replied.
"I'm so sorry that I hit you." She continued.
"It's fine, I punched the guy you live with." He replied.
"Or your, no, I can't call him your boyfriend, your partner, it's too pathetic." He continued.
"You can call him dad if you like." She said whilst harboring a small.
"That's funny." He said
"Look, I've been worried about you, now I know this is asking a lot, but if you really, really try your hardest to get along with Jeremy, maybe you can move back in." she said
"I'm not being funny but a woman of your age, if you don't settle down before your looks go, you'll have no chance." He said.
"No, I've got my flat, it'll be better this way, and right about now, I'll be needing to go back home." He said.
"Come back for your tea sometimes?" she asked.
"Yep, see you then." He said somewhat anti-climatically, then Jeremy stepped out of the door with two cups of tea, and Nathan headed for the exit.
"If you ever hurt her, I'll take you up the vets and have you put down." He said to Jeremy as he shot him a wink.
Back in the community changing rooms and the group were getting into their regular clothes.
"I told you there were more people that got messed up, and you didn't believe me." Said Kelly to Nathan.
"Yeah well, clearly, I was wrong, wasn't I?" he said rhetorically.
Alisha turned and made another sex joke.
"Another oral sex gag, brilliant." Said Nathan over sarcastically.
Nathan opened his locker to see another note stuck on the inside, this time with a picture of the probation worker, with 'I know' written in black pen on it.
"You know that note, you had in your locker, I think that was talking about the probation worker." Said Nathan.
"Shit." Said Curtis, as they all stood around Nathan's locker in silence.
"Ahh bollocks." Said Elmo as he brandished a cigarette.