This fic is dedicated to those who reviewed Seigaku's diva and/or added it to their favorites and/or alerts. Enjoy!

Oh yes! Please go to my poll and vote on who want to be in next chapter. Fuji/Oishi or Kaidou/Momoshiro.

I'm going to use only 3 lessons for each pov.

"Speak" is for dialogs, 'think' is for thoughts and italic is for Inui's notes.

Warnings: my failed attempt at humor and mild cussing (they will be censored.)

Disclaimers: I don't own anything, other than the plot.

Ryoma's pov

Let's put things straight first. I'm NOT dense or clueless to my surroundings. I merely did not wish to waste my time and attention to unimportant things. Yes, before you ask the Ryuzaki girl was unimportant in my eyes. (Note: To any Ryoma/Sakuno fans reading: DON'T KILL ME!) Anyways, since we have gone through the fact I'm not dense in any way or form, we could go back to the matter at hand.

I was damn right pissed. Not only did that mad scientist reject caused me to be in my hyper-active, sugar high sempai's body, everyone was staring at me like I was some circus freak. I glared at one of the girls openly staring me and sent her running like the Devil were after her.

Of course, I knew the reason why they were gaping at me, like some morons, it was only natural. If they weren't… Well, that's when I would start getting worried. Seeing their happy-go-lucky schoolmate acting, in the words of oyaji, an anti-social, grumpy brat, must have been a shocker for their system.

I plopped into my sempai's seat and waited for sensei to enter and classes to start.

The classes were strangely easy (other than Japanese history) and peaceful other than the fact that the rest of my 'classmates' and 'sensei' were shooting worried glances at me the whole f***ing time. But, oh boy! I had a good laugh at their faces in some classes.

1) English

"Kikumaru, please answer this question."

'Kuso!' I was caught snoozing in class. Hey! It's not my fault I had already learnt this stuff in America. Anyways, I was still sleepy so without thinking, I answered the question correctly and to make it worse I answered in a very complicated way (to piss the teacher off)… I know what you're thinking…

'DAMN.'

Well, like I said their faces made it worth it. It. Was. Priceless.

Their jaws nearly touched the ground and some even fell out of their chairs in shock.

Kikumaru knew the answer to an English question. The freaking apocalypse was arriving!

Snickering, I walked to my seat, smirk in place.

Mada mada dane.

2) Japanese history

'How do they even stand this lesson?'

Freshman Japanese history was bad enough. Now here I am listening a third year's lecture.

One word: Boooooorrrringgg!

I was struggling to keep myself awake. Why did Kikumaru sempai even like this subject?

When I was about to make to Lala-land, sensei just had to call out for me.

"Kikumaru, please refrain from nodding off in my class." Sensei looked as though she could not believe the words that were coming out from mouth.

Kikumaru, her star pupil. The very same boy who looked forward to her classes even more than his peers was nodding off in her class. She could not believe it.

"Hai, sensei…" I grouched. Scowling, I stared (read: glared) at the whiteboard. Well, it seemed that sensei wasn't happy with my attitude.

"Kikumaru, please answer this question."

I stared at the question for what seemed like ages, then I turned and looked blankly at Naomi sensei and said, "Umm… I don't know the answer."

She looked like she was trapped in a nightmare, "A-Are you sure? We have just gone through this yesterday."

Continued to stare blankly.

"N-never mind… G-go back to your seat."

The rest of the class looked slightly traumatized.

Sigh… This is actually getting quite tiresome.

3) Lunch

"H-hey, Eiji. Why are you acting so… weird today?" Some random guy asked.

"Oh. I don't know. Maybe if you leave me alone, I might feel better." I snapped. I should be sleeping under my favorite tree and yet, here I am being ambushed by my 'class'.

Their faces paled to the degree of looking like ghosts. Forget slightly traumatized. They were officially scarred for life. And guess what? I don't flippin' care. Inui-sempai is gonna be in a world of pain once I'm done with him!

Eiji pov

Nya! I still can't believe I was in Ochibi's body! It something like the Sci-fi show my sisters love to watch. Though it's a bit nerve wracking to get stared at like I'm an alien cat from Mars. Nevertheless I still smiled at them and greeted them like anybody would. (Sorry Eiji. But screaming "Nya! Ohayou!" isn't the way normal people greet each other…)

They paled to the point it's definitely unhealthy for them to be in such colors. I even waved to one of the girls and she fainted!

I walked (read: bounced) to my seat and waited attentively for Sensei to arrive. While waiting I mused about how unrealistic this feels, like a dream I'm going to wake from soon.

"-zen."

"Huh?" I looked around, everyone was staring me along with the teacher.

"Um… I'm here?" I guess I said the right thing cause sensei nodded and carried on taking attendance.

Nya… I already felt that today was going to be trouble… And I just didn't know how right I was.

1) English Literature

'Oh. My. Cat goddess. I heard they changed the first years' textbooks but I didn't expect them to be this hard!'

My eyes were a swirling mess of 'abc's. William Shakespeare. I officially hate you. I mean it's already hard enough to understand normal English, what's with the 'thou's, 'thy's and other whatits. Nyaaaaaaaa!

I was definitely lucky that the teacher was too afraid of being humiliated by Occhibi to call on me. Phew…

2) Japanese History

"Echizen! What's the answer for this question?" Riku-sensei sneered; he absolutely loathed Echizen Ryoma and his cocky attitude. His holier-than-thou attitude grated on his nerves to no end, and thus, he would always use this lesson take Ryoma down a peg or two.

Riku awaited Ryoma's irritated confession of "I don't know." But was sorely disappointed when the brat rattled off the answer with a mocking smile.

He gritted his teeth, "What about this question?"

And Ryoma answered it with a knowing smirk. Question by question was thrown at him, getting harder and harder till it reached to topics they have yet to cover, answer by answer was given back with that infuriating smile of his.

Ring! The traumatized and near to passing out of high blood pressure teacher gasped out, "Class… Dismissed." Before he stumbled out of the classroom in defeat and in search of his beloved drug- caffeine.

3) Lunch

"Ryoma-sama! You're so cool!" A screeching banshee screamed in his ear. Eiji flinched violently.

"Wah?"

"Echizen, where did you learn that stuff? But of course, with my two years of tennis experience, I already learnt about long ago!"

"Actually…"

"Oh shut up, Horio! Ryoma-sama is wayyyyy cooler than you!"

"Hey! With my two years of tennis experience-"

"This has nothing to do with tennis, Horio!"

Eiji quietly sneaked away to avoid his ears to be permanently damaged by the two loud mouths.

"Echizen!"

"Ryoma-sama!"

The two human microphones yelled, "Where are you going?!"

Kikumaru slumped; this was going to be a long lunch.

Ok. This is going to be the last chappie I'm going to post for this month. Sorry! Tight schedule this month! Hopefully, I'll be able to continue writing next January.