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"And this, Tobi, is the one place you are never, never, NEVER allowed. I repeat NEVER allowed." Deidara finished his tour around Akatsuki.
Tobi eyed the door labeled 'Enter and explode un.' "What's here?" He asked curiously.
"My stuff." Deidara answered and walked away.
"WAIT DLEIDALA SENPAI!" Tobi yelled. Deidara glared at him. "IT'S DEIDARA UN!" He yelled.
"Sorry! Sorry! Tobi very sorry!" Tobi said raising his hands up. Deidara sweatdropped. 'What's with his happy attitude?' He thought walking again.
"Akatsuki is a secret organisation and we have no time for fun and games un. Akatsuki members must not talk much unless they are requested by the leader or when on a mission, or when explaining something that involves art un! And also-" Deidara started his lecture but was interrupted by Tobi.
"Senpai you talk too much. Eh heh. Heh. Heh heh." He said. Deidara stoof frozen for a minuted before sending a glare his way.
"ART IS A BANG UN!" He yelled throwing clay bombs at him.
"YAIIII!" Tobi yelled.
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"And that's what happened un." Deidara muttered. Pein shook his head.
"You know very well that you are not to loose your cool as a Akatsuki member Deidara. Furthurmore, you attacked Tobi just cause he said you talk too much. You really have short temper." He said.
"Senpai's temper is like his bag of exploding bags. He'll blow them up any minute!" Tobi said.
"TOBI I'LL KILL YOU!" Deidara yelled.
"Deidara. Tobi. I got two words for you. SHUT-UP." Pein said twitching his left eye. "Anyway. Do me a favour and call all the Akatsuki members here. NOW."
Deidara and Tobi rushed out and came back a minute later with all the Akatsuki members behind.
Pein walked in front of the Akatsuki members like a military general.
"Now men, it is important that we must remain secret all the time. We are the Akatsuki. We must NOT let ourselves down. We will strike fear in hearts of animals!" Pein said.
Itachi raised his hand.
"Yes Itachi?" Pein asked.
"I think it's supposed to be 'hearts of PEOPLE.' Not animals." Itachi muttered.
"No. Well...it's animal's cause we haven't been actually...been SCARING any people. So animals it is." Pein said.
"Do fish count as animals?" Kisame asked.
"Kisame. We are NOT scaring YOU." Pein said sweatdropping.
"I KNOW! I AM NOT A FISH! I'M A SHARK! S-H-A-K!" Kisame yelled.
"You missed the R." Deidara said.
"Kisame senpai looks like a...dolphin." Tobi said.
"?" Kisame yelled.
Hiden kicked his rear. "SHUT THE **** UP! YOU ARE MAKING MY ******* EARDRUMS BURST!" He yelled.
Kakuzu punched Hiden. "You are no better! Now shut up before everyone goes deaf! Or I'll have to pay the hospital bill!" He growled.
"SHUT UP EVERYONE!" Pein suddenly yelled.
EVeryone widened their eyes and huddled in one corner.
"NOW GO DO EVIL! TO PEOPLE! I MEAN PEOPLE! NOT ANIMALS! GO! GO! GOOO!" Pein yelled. All the Akatsuki members ran off. Pein sighed.
'Seriously! We need a SERIOUS member!' He thought. Suddenly a knock came on his door. Pein went and opened it. "Yes?" He asked.
"I'd like to join Akatsuki." The person said with an evil smile. Pein also gave an evil smile. "You look VERY suitable for the task. Come in. We need to test your jutsu and your knowledge level." He said. The person chuckled and entered.
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Deidara twitched his eye. "Remind me again Sasori. Why is lollypop mask following us?" He asked.
"Because he has to wait until he we have another member and then he'll join that person." Sasori said.
"Why can't he join Zetsu?" Deidara asked.
"Because Zetsu might eat him." Sasori answered.
BONG. Deidara and Tobi gew pale. "Don't...say...that..." Deidara muttered clattering his teeth. "You seriously...scare me."
Sasori glared at him. "STOP THAT! TOBI SCARED!" Tobi yelled.
Surprised, Sasori staggered back and fell into the bushes. A thud. NO wait...TWO thuds.
Deidara and Tobi looked and saw that Sasori had fallen on a pink-haired girl.
OMG. He was touching her...her...private organ...
"PERVEEERRT!" The certain pink-haired girl screamed and started pounding him to a bloody pulp.
"Can Tobi do evil?" Tobi asked.
"Wait un! Or that lady might kill us!" Deidara muttered.
Then they saw a mini Itachi with no line things near his nose come.
"SASUKE KUN!" The girl said, stopping her punching.
Tobi grinned. "TOBI TURN!" Tobi yelled and went towards Sasuke.
"WAIT TOBII!" Deidara yelled.
But Tobi went over to Sasuke. "Look what's that on your shirt?" He asked.
Sasuke looked down. Instead of pulling up his nose, Tobi punched him in the jaw knocking him unconscious.
"SEE! TOBI TRICK BOY!" Tobi yelled dancing.
"He knocked him out..." Deidara muttered to no one in particular.
Suddenly, an evil...EVIL aura was surrounding the girl.
'HOW DARE YOU HURT SASUKE KUUN!" She yelled beating Tobi up.
"NO! TOBI GOOD BOY! HELP DEIDARA SENPAI! OWW! YOUCH! THAT HURT! SENPAIII!" Tobi yelled.
Deidara jumped into the fight and took Tobi by his collar and ran...dragging Sasori as well.
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Pein twitched his eye. "Well...I can't say I didn't expect this but I am highy disappointed."
"KAKUZU! You spent all your time counting money! You didn't do a single good! I mean BAD! HIDAN! What's with your rituals huh? You made the 4 tailed get away!"
"The woman was too cranky." HIdan muttered.
"SILENCE! KISAME! How is making Dolphins watch teletubbies evil? ITACHI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" Pein yelled.
"I put a clown under a genjutsu." Itachi said.
"A...clown? Where'd you find him?" Pein asked.
'The Circus." Itachi answered.
"Okay...moving on! DEIDARA! TOBI! YOU TWO GOT BEATEN UP BY A GENIN! THAT TOO A GIRL! HUMILIATING!" Pein yelled.
"But leader! The girl killed Sasori!" Deidara whined.
"She...killed...Sasori? A girl...she...Sasori?" Pein asked turning white.
Tobi and Deidara nodded.
"Okay...scary...Zetsu! What did YOU do?" Pein demanded.
"I ate a village from a baby." The white Zetsu.
"Don't you mean BABY from a VILLAGE?" Pein asked.
"No." The black Zetsu answered.
Everyone got chills and goosebumps.
Pein sweatdropped. "Okay. With the exception of Zetsu and possibly Itachi for ruining entertainment, you are all NUMBSKULLS! Which is why I took the liberty of taking in the final and the best member!" He said.
The door of his office banged open and a blue haired woman with a aflower in her hair stood with a EVIL smile on her face. The boys swore they saw a streak of lightning go across the room.
"Akatsuki, meet Konan. She is our new member and so far, proves to be capable, intelligent and strong. Welcome to Akatsuki, Konan." Pein said.
"Thank you leader." Konan said with a bow.
Then she turned towards the boys.
"LOOK A HERE! SOMEONE GET MY BAGS! THE OTHER ONE ARRANGE MY ROOM! THEN I WANT THE REST TO COLOR MY ROOM WITH BLACK AND GREY! AND I WANT YOU ALL TO STEP ON IT! HURRY!" She yelled.
The boys sprung into action.
Pein chuckled. "You are one heck of a woman." He said.
"Thank you leader Sama." She said bowing once more.
"Drop the formalities." Pein said watching the struggling Akatsuki with amusement.
"Uuh...Tobi has a question!" Tobi said.
"Yes Tobi?" Konan asked.
"Can Tobi give you a foot massage? Tobi read in a magazine that foot massage makes a lady who traveled long less cranky." Tobi asked.
"WHAT THE HELL TOBI!" Deidara yelled trying to fix the wallpaper in Konan's room.
Konan smiled. "A foot massage is just what I need. And fetch me a delicious snack and a cold drink while you are at it." She said walking away.
"ON IT!" Tobi said rushing into the kitchen.
"What the..." Itachi said.
Kisame gulped. "Scary. And Tobi has no clue." He said an dthen looked at Itachi. "How are the black cloud designs going at the celing?" He asked.
"I AM NO ARTIST SO SHUUT THE-Uh oh!" The ladder which Itachi was on toppled. Luckily, he didn't fall, but the can of black paint did, and on Kisame's head.
"Paint...bad for sharks." Kisame choked before falling anime style.
"DAMMIT! NOW I HAVE TO PAY HIS HOSPITAL BILL!" Kakuzu yelled.
"SHUT UP KAKUZU AND GET BACK TO WORK!" Everyone yelled working their pace.
"Dammit all." Kakuzu cursed.
"Yaay! Kakuzu finally curses!" HIdan sai dhappily.
"SHUT UP AND WORK!" Everyone yelled.
"Sorry."
Sanashii: Hope you enjoyed it!
Yoshi-chan: Better.
Alice: Yeah. SHe has a LOT of homework to catch up to.
Miharu: I still think she should be a bit responsible.
Sanashii: ENough of making me feel guilty guys...READ AND REVIEW!