Sanashii:I needed ideas for the coming chapters and this chapter was difficult to think of too. So...enjoy? and yes. I know I was late in updating the chapter cuz I was in my exams . Gomenadsai!
Deidara was just walking along the halls, wondering where is idiotic teammate must be. 'Good riddance.' he thought. 'Some peace and quiet un.'
"DEIDARA SENPAI!"
NOT. He sighed. This was ridiculous. "Deidara. Deidara." He kept on saying. "Deidara,. Deidara. Deidara. Deidara. Deidara. Deidara. Deidara...Senpai. Senpai. Senpai. Senpai. Senpai. Senpai. Senpai. SENPAI...Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Artist freak. Deidara. Deidara...DEIDARA SENPAI THE ARTIST FREAK!"
He cracked. "FOR GOD SAKES WHAT UN?" Deidara yelled. Tobi stared at him. "HI~!" He said. Deidara fell face flat. "Is...that...all un?" He asked.
"NOPE~!" Tobi said. Deidara stood up. "WELL WHAT IS IT UN? SPILL IT UN!"
Tobi eyed him curiously. "Why do you always say UN?" He asked pointing. "Force of habit un." He shrugged.
"But if you keep on saying un, you'd keep on repeating it over and over and over right?" Tobi asked. Deidara sighed. This was somehow giving him a bad feeling. "Personally, I'm not sure un." he replied. 'Try t!" Tobi said.
A while later...
"UN U UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN!" Deidara kept on saying. He wasn't doing it! His mouth mouth was.
"SENPAI! YOU CAN STOP NOW!" Tobi yelled alarmed, eyes wide. 'I can't stop!' Deidara cried bitterly on the inside while his mouth chattered the 'UN' s away.
"DEIDARA!" A voice boomed. Uh-oh. The leader has arrived...
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE 'UN'? YOU CAN QUIETLY SAY IT!"
"UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN!"
"Deidara?"
"UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN!"
Pein looked at Tobi who was wide-eyed. "What happened?" he asked. Tobi finally noticed Pein. "LEADER SAMA! TOBI TOLD HIM TO SAY UN A FEW TIMES AND HE'S REPEATING IT! Tobi thinks he can't stop." He replied.
Pein looked back. "We have to cure this before nightfall." He muttered rubbing his chin. "Why?' Tobi asked curiously.
"I suppose you are one who can sleep with all this un." Pein crossed his hands over his chest. "GET THE OTHERS!"
Tobi ran away quickly to follow his command.
Once everyone was assembled, Pein stood in front. He cleared his throat. ''Okay people. We are faced with a difficult situation. As you might HEAR...Deidara cannot stop his habitual word UN now. We need to do all we can to stop it."
Itachi raised his hand.
"Yes Itachi?"
"How do we get rid of it?" he asked.
Pein grinned evilly. "Number one remedy for hiccups and uncontrollable words and most possibly, annoying fangirls...A GOOD SCARE." He said creepily. Everyone except Itachi huddled together in a corner while he laughed evilly.
"I can do better than that." He said smoothly. Pein glared at the Uchiha. "Oh yeah? Bring it on!"
Itachi smirked. And then..."MUHAHAHAHAA!" Pein's hair stood up and so did everyone else's.
Slowly, he turned away. "Lets all...go and cure Deidara shall we?" He said, his voice quivering.
TRY 1 :D
"UN UN UN U N UN UN UN UN!" Deidara kept on saying as he passed through the halls. ''Where is everyone?'' He thought continuing his un's.
Suddenly...POPPED OUT A CLOWN!
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed. He was none other than Kisame.
Deidara stared at him. "UN UN UN UN UN UN UN." He continued.
"I SAID GRAAAAAAAW!" Kisame yelled.
"UN UN UN UN UN UN UN..."
"!"
"U N UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN..."
"I GIVE UP!"
"UN UN UN UN UN UN..."
"ARRRRRG!"
Try 2 :)
"Sit Deidara." Hidan sat down Deidara in a couch in fake politeness.
Deidara could only yell his 'un's out while wondering why this freak wasn't cursing his butt off.
"Now, do you want a cup of tea?" The Jashin worshipper asked. Deidara nodded uncertainly.
Hidan skipped made his way to the kitchen and making the tea, he suspiciously looked around to see if anyone was following. Then, he took out a packet of...POWDERED INSTANT BABY GOBLINS!
(Wait what?)
"Just add liquid." Hiden smiled opening the packet and not bothering to read the rest of the instructions. "Now where to put it?" He muttered.
"Ah yes! SUGAR!" He grinned dumping the sugar out of the container and putting the powder in its place. Then, he walked to where his 'GUEST' was.
"Here. You may choose your amount of sugar." He said handing both to Deidara who eyed the sugar.
'Purple sugar? A new brand?' He thought sniffing it. 'Smells good. Oh well...'
He poured the whole powder in and stirred it. Hiden waited in suspense and Deidara raised it to his lips and DRANK IT!
"Mmm..." He sighed gulping it all down while poor Hidan watched in awe.
"One minute!" He said running into the kitchen and picking the packet up.
"Add to liquid. But do not stir for the effects will be 'stirred up'" He completed the whole sentence.
"At least he stopped the un's..." He sighed in disappointment and relief.
(disappointment that his plan didn't work out the way it should have and relief that th annoying un's stopped...or not?)
On cue, the annoying un's re-started. This time along with HICCUPS!
"Hic-un-hic-un-hic-un-hic!" The blonde went as he began rolling over the floor.
"DAMN IT ALLLL!" Hidan yelled.
Try 3... ^_^
Kakuzu was counting his money and the un's and the hiccups were getting on his nerves.
"Five hundred and fifty seven..."
"HIC-UN-HIC-UN"
"Five hundred and fifty eight.."
"HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN!"
"Five hundred and fifty nine..."
"HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN!"
"Hic and un...hic and...WHAAT? DAMN IT DEIDARA!"
"HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC-UN-HIC!"
Okay. that hit it He ran to the phone and snatched the reciever up. "HELLO? DOCTOR! IS THERE A DOCTOR!" he yelled.
"Hello this is Konoha hospital what may I do for you?" The other end said.
"I NEED THE BEST DAMN DOCTOR AT TH AKATSUKI HIDEOUT WOMAN!" He yelled.
Silence and then there was a scream as the phone went bee~ep.
Kakuzu looked at the phone. "THAT CALL FOR NOTHING? THE BILL IS GOING UP!"
Try 4... -_-
Zetsu was stalking Deidara as he went by in his chatter. Where was he? (In a flower pot. =A=")
"Shut up or I will eat you!" Black Zetsu growled. Deidara stopped in his tracks and turned fearfully.
HICUNHICUNHICUNHICUNHICUN!" he yelled running away.
"I was joking..." White Zetsu muttered.
Try 5...-_-"
Tobi wanted to succeed in curing his senpai. He looked at ancient medicines and remedies and found a very interesting technique...
(Little while later)
"SENPAI!" He yelled dragging him into the bathroom.
"HICUNHICUNHICUNHICUN!" Deidara cried trying to run away.
"COME ON SENPAI! INTO THE BATHTUB!" Tobi yelled.
"HICUNHICUNHICUN!" Deidara cried trying to run away as he caught sight of the water in the tub No. It wasn't water...
"COME ON SENPAI! BOILING LAVA WILL BURN THE UN'S OUT OF YOU!" Tobi yelled trying to drag his senpai away into the bathtub of doom.
"UNUNNNN!" Deidara yelled finally running away.
"SENPAIII!"
Try 6 . =_='
"Useless fools." Pein muttered fixing his hair. Finally he was ready. He would make history! He took a torch along with him
Walking towards Deidara's room, he knocked. "It's me Pein. I gave the other members a sever scolding for disturbing you."
He heard the Deidara walk towards the door and he readied himself.
As soon as Deidara opened the door, Pein put the torch on and ...
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed showing his face.
Deidara stared at Pein in shock and then fell back. 'UNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!" He yelled.
Pein noticed the hiccups were gone. But the un's weren't! He cried. He was so not going to sleep tonight. Where the hell was Itachi?
FINAL TRY.
"Could you remind us WHY we are waiting?" Pein asked irritated. He failed a mission...The LEADER FAILED a mission! A disgrace! He would rather sulk alone in his room and yet he was being ordered around by Itachi!
Itachi smiled grimly. "The time for us to attack the blonde patient has not arrived yet my dear master." He spoke respectfully, which annoyed the leader to no end.
"!" Poor Deidara who was tied to a chair with metal chains kept on blabbering in fright. His skin was blue now...
"If he keeps on, he's gonna turn WHITE." Zetsu laughed.
"Aren't YOU half white Zetsu?" Kisame laughed.
"Well aren't YOU on the blue today?" Zetsu growled.
"Who's uglier? YOU!" Kisame retorted.
"...I'll eat YOU. Then I won't be ugly won't I? Besides, shakr fin soup is a great delicacy. I wonder if Samehada tastes like chicken." Zetsu smirked. Kisame immediately shut up.
There was a knock on the door which Itachi rushed to recieve.
Pein was nodding off. He was bored enough already.
"Hello Deidara." A soft feminine voice was heard.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A the boys minus the leader, Tobi and Itachi himself huddled to one corner.
Deidara turned white that instant and screamed. "THE MURDURER!" He yelled running away.
Pein stared blankly into space for a minute. "Wait...He stopped...DID I MISS ANYTHING?" He yelled.
Itachi shrugged. "Everyone is scared of Konan. I figured it would do the trick." Sure enough, no un's were heard.
"Where were you today?' Pein asked. Konan smiled. "I found a friend named Sakura. She was VERY strong, powerful, nice..." SHe kept on talking while eveyrone turned pale.
"Isn't SAKURA the one who killed Sasori?" Itachi asked.
Pein nodded. "I had enough drama. I'm going to sleep." He muttered. Everyone yawned and went off to sleep while poor Deidara stayed awake, in fear of women...
THIS TOOK LONG ENOUGH! I know. But I am currently very SICK. TT^TT May be furthur delays people. MAYBE.