HEELOO! SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! A friend of mine had her birthday so this chapter is in her honor! Everyone! GIVE IT UP FOR JUN HIRASAMI!
As a bonus, she will be one of the characters in the story as Jun Chan! For her birthday on March 20th! Yaaay! -claps- ON WITH THE STORY!
"GOOD MORNING DEIDARA SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" Tobi called.
Deidara warily turned to face the orange masked boy running to him. "So loud un..." He muttered as he continued walking.
"SENPAI GUESS WHAT!" Tobi yelled.
"...What un?"
"LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE OUT ON A MISSION TOBI WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE!"
Twitch.
"Tobi." Deidara turned to the boy, trying to keep his temper in control. "I thought...it was made clear...that you...are NOT allowed...to watch any scary movies...until we are sure you will not...I repeat...will not run away."
"I KNOW IT WASN'T THAT SCARY!" Tobi yelled. "IT WAS OF CLOWNS BUT TOBI LOVES CLOWNS SO TOBI WATCHED CLOWN TEAR OFF PEOPLE'S HEAD WHILE KISAME SAN ATE THE PILLOW INSTEAD OF POPCORN!"
''So that's why there were feathers all over the living room last night when I came back...and here i thought Hidan had decided to sacrifice a chicken for his Jashin whatever god un." He muttered.
"I ****** HEARD THAT YOU ******! I WILL PRAY THAT JASHIN SAMA TAKES REVENGE TONIGHT!" He heard Hidan scream...from the leaders room? Hm. Probably for a mission.
Sure enough he heard leaders voice telling him to shut up and listen.
"Ooh I'm scared un." Deidara said sarcastically.
"AND THEN TOBI HAD TO CALL AMBULANCE BUT THEN TOBI CALLED WRONG NUMBER AND CALLED THE WATER NINJA INSTEAD AND TOBI FORGOT WHERE THIS HOUSE WAS BUT THEN THERE WAS A REAL FIRE AND THE WATER NINJA SAVED THE KITTY WHICH LIVED INSIDE IT! TOBI IS SO BRAVE ISN'T HE!"
"Un."
"AND THEN TOBI RAN AROUND THE HOUSE AND BROKE DOWN ZETSU'S FLOWER POT AND ZETSU WAS SO MAD BUT TOBI DOESN'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A PLANT AND ZETSU SAN KEPT CRYING ABOUT THE 'DEATH OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!' AND HE KEPT ON SAYING IT SO TOBI THINKS ITS A SONG BUT IT'S NOT ON THE INTERNET SO TOBI PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!"
Twitch.
"AND TOBI GOT OVER TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS WITH NO DISLIKES! BUT TOBI STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHY ZETSU SAN WAS GIGGLING WITH THE PLANT BEFORE TOBI ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED IT OVER!"
Twitch. Twitch.
"AND THEN LEADER SAMA HAD TO TIE UP ZETSU SAN WHILE HE SENT KAKUZU SAN OUT TO BUY A ROSE PLANT AND HE WAS SAYING THINGS LIKE HIDAN SAN AND ITACHI SAN CALLED HIM AN 'UNGENTLEMAN!' AND WHEN THE ROSE PLANT WAS BOUGHT ZETSU SAN STARTED SCREAMING AND RAN AWAY SAYING IT WAS HIS EX GIRLFRIEND! BUT TOBI DIDN'T SEE ANY GIRL ALOE VERA PEOPLE LIKE ZETSU SAN! AND THEN-"
Twitch...twitch...twitchtwitch. "Tobi..."
"Yes?"
"Shut...the hell up...now un."
"...OKAY!"
"..."
"..."
The two shinobi walked quietly for a while and then Tobi stopped. "Hey Deidara Senpai!"
He sighed. Of course he couldn't expect his teammate to stay quiet for more than five seconds now could he?
"What un?"
"Who is Jashin sama?"
"...The kami in Hidan's religion...? Un?"
"Oh...but who is he?"
"...I just told you un..."
"Oh...where is he?"
"In heaven...?"
"Does Jashin sama curse?"
"...Talk to Hidan about his religion not me un..."
"Yeah but Hidan is always busy talking to Jashin Sama an he tells me to duck off. Tobi wonders what duck off means."
Deidara thanked his lucky stars that Tobi didn't understand Hidan's cursing much when he yelled.
"There are a lot of tapes in his room too! Wanna go see! Hidan san is leaving on a mission today!"
"...no."
"Why not?" Tobi whined.
"Because one...it is a violation of his privacy un. Two, those tapes are probably porn or about his religion un."
"COME ON SENAPI! But Tobi go alone if Senpai doesn't want to see! Tobi see what is so secretive!" He said.
"Fine un."
"OKAY! BYE!" He ran off.
"Stupid Tobi is going to get skewered." He muttered. He heard an OHHHHHH come from Hidan's room then, and ran off. Leader would KILL him if Tobi died while under his 'supervisation'
But he saw the room door wide open and Tobi rummaging through some boxes.
'Where is Hidan...?' He thought and then noticed that his scythe was gone. 'Probably on a mission? So soon?'
"OHH THIS LOOKS INTERESTING!" Tobi held up an old tape.
"Hey..." Deidara tried to warn him but Tobi ran out of the room to Deidara's one.
"WHat the hell un..." He muttered as he saw Tobi fumbling with the player and sighing, finally put it in himself.
"THANK YOU SENPAI!"
"Don't mention it. I'm curious anyway." He muttered.
The screen flickered...once...twice...and then a weird sound came on and a ring appeared in the middle of it.
"What the..." Deidara muttered as Tobi watched, eyes wide.
Then came a ladder...then came some weird eye...and then a house...and then a woman in the mirror...ah...make that TWO women...then some weird thing coming out of someone's mouth...then came a finger going through a nail...a rotating chair...maggots...the sea...the ladder falls and then a well then...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The static went on and nothing showed after that. Deidara and Tobi stared at the screen.
"The hell?" Deidara murmured.
TRRRRRRRRING!
"GAAAAAAAAAH!" The two screamed as the phone rang. Deidara walked over to pick it up. "Hello?"
"You will die in seven days." Came an eerie voice and then the line went dead.
"Hello? HELLO! HEY IF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR PRANK CALLS I'M NOT BUYING IT!" Deidara yelled. Silence on the other line..
"Geez." Deidara kept the phone.
TRIIIIING!
"WHAT?" Deidara screamed into the phone.
"Uh Deidara senpai, that's the doorbell." Tobi sweat dropped. Deidara stared at the orange masked boy before slowly keeping the phone and then walked towards the door and opened it.
There stood...Zetsu with a large pot of daisies.
"Someone kill me." Deidara muttered.
"Come on in! I'll show you to my room!' Zetsu grinned and carried the pot to his room.
Deidara closed the door and walked back to his room where Tobi seemed to be on a phone call.
"Huh? But why!"
A pause.
"BUT TOBI DOESN'T WANNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS! TOBI HAS FRIENDS IN AKATSUKI!"
Deidara twitched and walking up to Tobi, calmly took the phone from him. Then...
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He smashed the phone to the ground and started stomping on it.
"Senpai?" Tobi asked.
"There!" Deidara threw away the broken pieces out of the window. "No more prank calls un!"
"Tobi wanna go shopping!"
"No Tobi. I need to rest. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"
'BUT TOBI WANTS SHOPPING!"
"I SAID I'M TIRED UN! AND WHY DO YOU NEED TO GO SHOPPING ANYWAY?"
"Because I said so!" Konan poked her head through the door. "The list is with Tobi!"
"CLEARLY HARASSMENT UN!" Deidara yelled.
"Whatever you call it I don't care. Just get my stuff!" Konan walked off.
"WHERE'S THE MONEY UN!"
"WITH TOBI!" Konan yelled back.
Tobi proudly held up the wallet and a loooong shopping list and Deidara sighed.
"The hell...I'm sure she's behind those prank calls." Deidara muttered as he threw some scary movies into the cart.
"Next is...instant pudding..." Tobi wandered off.
"Jeez un..." Deidara muttered and then blinked. He felt that someone was staring at him...
He turned and saw a girl standing there.
"Uh...what un?"
The girl just stood there.
Deidara looked back and then at her. She was staring at HIM? And then...
"My name is Jun Chan and its nice to see you!" She grinned.
Deidara sweat dropped. "Okay un? TOBI! LET'S GO!"
"Hey miss?" Jun tugged on Deidara's arm.
"I'M A GUY!" He roared, earning some looks from some customers. But the girl didn't seem to be the least effected.
"You have a nosebleed."
"The fu..." Deidara bought his hand up to his nose to his eyes. Sure enough there was blood. His blood (the ones which were inside of him of course) froze. Because he was seeing blood and he didn't fight so why was he seeing it? Blood appears for some reason doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?
"You know there is this tape. If you watch it you get a call?" She smiled...eerily.
Deidara gulped. "Yeah? What about it?"
"It's not a prank call." She looked away remorsefully. "You die in seven days. My pet cat died."
"Pet cat...can answer a phone call?" Deidara asked.
"That pet cat's name was Mr. Fluffy Kittens."
Mr. Fluffy Kittens? Where had he heard that before?
Flashback
Pein was searching the whole hideout. Nearly wrecking everything. Deidara walked up to him, curious.
"What are you doing un?" He asked raising an eyebrow. Pein wasn't the type to lose his cool much. If he was going crazy over this, then it meant that his plans to take over the world got lost or Konan got killed (he smirked at that thought) or the Kyuubi gave him a slip again or-
"I LOST MR. FLUFFY KITTENS!" Pein roared as he flung away a cupboard. Deidara quickly stepped out of the way to avoid getting hit. A bead of sweat ran down the side of his temple.
"Mr. Who?"
"MY CAT!"
Deidara blinked. All this over some dumb cat? "It's just a dumb cat un..." He spoke his mind.
Pein stopped and glowered over him. "Just a dumb cat? JUST A DUMB CAT? THIS CAT CAN TALK, DO JUTSU AND KILLL!"
Deidara sweatdropped. "O-Oh...I see un...where did you last see it?"
"THIS MORNING I TOOK HIM FOR A WALK AND CAME BACK!"
"Then you didn't bring him back with you un."
"I DID!"
End of flashback
Deidara shook his head. Okay so he got lost in the flashback. So what?
"What's up with that cat?"
"My cat answered the phone call and died..." Jun teared up.
'So that's where Mr. Fluffy kittens got away to. Oh boy if Pein finds out he'll die of a heart attack. Oh? Is this an opportunity to become the new leader and expel Itachi out of the organization? ' He smirked. 'Hm. Good imagination.'
"Whatever." He said as he turned. "If I die I'll let you know!"
"She'll come for youuuu..."
Deidara stopped abruptly as he heard her sing creepily.
"She'll come...and kill youuuu..."
He ran there and then. "TOBI! !" He yelled. Tobi who was inspecting a cookie box turned around as Deidara came running.
"Wha-" He said as Deidara took his hand.
"FORGET THE GROCERIES! LET'S RUN!"
"B-But senpai the groceries are already paid for! Tobi already paid!" Tobi protested holding up the bags in his hand.
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" He yelled. "LET'S RUN!"
"Don't try to hide...just say good byee..." The voice floated towards them.
Deidara turned pale. 'RUN!" He yelled taking Tobi's hand and ran out of the place faster than Tobi ever did.
"So don't eat...the school dinner...cause the cooks will...come and kill youuuu..." Jun kept on singing with a smile on her face and then coughed. "Oh damn I need to perfect my voice! Otherwise this play will go downhill!"
She looked around. "Huh? Where did that girl go? I wanted her to hear the song I was playing for school play about the cooks...oh well."
Deidara kept on running. He was freaked out. WHY WOULD WANT A STUPID GHOST WANT TO KILL HIM? JUST CAUSE HE WATCHED A TAPE?
He stopped and started shaking Tobi by his shoulders. "TOBI! IT'S DAY ONE RIGHT!"
"Uh..huh!"
"WE WATCHED THE TAPE TODAY!"
"So?"
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
Tobi's eyes went wide. "WHAT! NOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" He began flailing his arms as he ran in circles around his senpai..who was freaking out as well.
MR. FLUFFY KITTENS DIED BECAUSE IT WATCHED THE TAPE!
Blue lines etched all over his face. "Crap, crap, crap..." He gulped. He so didn't want to die. He had Orochimaru to kill, he had to take revenge on Itachi, he had to take revenge on Haruno Sakura for killing Sasori...the list was endless!
First, he had to find out what the meaning of the tape was! HE HAD TO INVESTIGATE IT!
He stood up. "TOBI!" he said.
Tobi kept on running and screaming.
"TOBI!"
He kept on running and screaming louder.
"TOBIII!"
...He kept on running faster and screaming louder...until Deidara tripped him.
"STOP RUNNING UN! I got a plan!"
"Huh? What?" Tobi blinked.
"We have no choice but to investigate! Or else we die un! Yes..." He looked at the sunset. "OUR LIVES ARE IN OUR HANDS!"
"THAT'S THE POWER OF YOUTH!"
They turned to see a man clad in a green jumpsuit next to them and screamed. "GHOOOOOOOOOOST!" They ran off.
Gai deflated. "Aw man...! I was gonna offer them my special suit!"
Sanashii: Yes people I decided to make this an arc so there will be a few more chapters following this 'TAPE' Ta ta! Until next time!