SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I was in my exams soo...yeah...I was...busy. ENJOY TEH STORY SEAHORSES! ^^
...and humans.

"So you are saying...that this person who is calling maybe...DEAD?!" Deidara felt his eyes twitch.

"You heard me correct." Itachi sipped at his green tea and took a bite of dango.

"How can she be dead?!"

"It says so right here..." Itachi pointed to the newspaper.

"THAT'S HARDLY VALID!"

"Newspapers don't lie. They don't have a mouth."

"THEY- wait what?" Deidara stared at him.

"WE ARE BEING HAUNTED BY A GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!" Tobi screamed running around once more. The other two ignored him.

"So we spent the whole days searching for this crap which won't help us!" Deidara flung all the papers off the desk.

"We still got 2 days left." Itachi said quietly.

"I'M GOING TO DIE!" Deidara and Tobi continued to cry. Itachi stared at the two quietly before standing up and dialing someone.

"Hello...yes...come back to the hideout. This is an emergency. Two days? Got it. Perfect." He hung up. "That's the best we can do for now."

"FOR NOW!?" Deidara yelled.

"Shut up woman."

"I'M NOT A WOMAN!"

Tobi stared at his senpai, finally stopping his screaming. "So you ARE a girl?"

"NO!" the blond turned to Itachi once more. "Aren't you even remotely concerned?! Hello!?"

"I have no concerns. I will Tskyomi her to another dimension or Amatersu her to nothing." Itachi continued sipping at his tea.

"Then...why are you helping us...?"

"It amuses me to see you two running around screaming."

"SADIST!"

"Not quite. You should get your vocabulary corrected. May I suggest you refer to the dictionary-"

"Oh come on..." Deidara plopped down on the chair again. "Say why don't we try going to that island mentioned here? It could help!"

"I doubt we could find anything of gain there except useless information concerning about said phantom's past." Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"...oooohh...kaaaay..." Deidara looked back at the newspapers. "So what do we do?"

"Nothing."

"NOTHING!?"

"Nothing."

"Tobi hungry."

"Go to the kitchen and eat." Itachi sighed. Tobi jumped up and ran. Deidara couldn't help but try keep his eye from twitching. This was completely ridiculous...

TWO...DAYS...LATER...

The whole of Akatsuki were gathered round to watch the movie "2012" in the leader's office. (On the large flat screen tv...HOW DID TECHNOLOGY EXIST THEN ANYWAY?!)

The leader was laughing manically...which was frighteningly disturbing to most of the akatsuki members. He cried when some random part of America went down, saying he was going to conquer that place.

But then, after being reminded by Itachi that the movie wasn't real, he calmed down.

Then, right in the middle of the movie, the screen went static.

"HEYYYYY!" The leader jumped up and started hitting the screen. "COME ON I'M MISSING THE SHOW!"

"I'M NOT PAYING FOR ITS REPARMENT!" Kakuzu yelled.

"Look at that.." Itachi squinted then. What showed on the screen was...a picture of a well.

"What the ****?" Hidan muttered as someone with very long hair began to climb out of it and walk towards the screen. They all watched, mesmerized. And then..

"HOLY JASHIN!" Hidan screamed as the head popped out of the screen. "Oh it's you." He grinned as everyone stared weirdly at him. "What? She's my sacrificial partner!"

"SO THATS WHAT UN!" Deidara screamed.

The door burst open then.

"KONAN?!" They said.

The blue haired female just walked to the tv and faced it towards the window just as the woman climbed out. They heard a scream and then...a crash.

Everyone gathered out of the window to see her in the open thrash can below. They watched as the trash man picked the can up and emptied it into a shredder sort of thing.

"...Disturbing." Itachi muttered as Tobi fainted. Hidan screamed and jumped after the woman yelling 'MY SACRIFICIAL PARTNER!' and was shredded to pieces. Kakuzu started yelling at Hidan about how he was never going to fix him again.

"Back to the show!" The leader screeched and turned the tv on once more.

Deidara just sat there, twitching.

SOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE RANDOM ENDING! But then I'm busy in school still sooo...yeah. Starting from this new more adventerous stuff will be coming I promise you! ENJOY!