HURRAY FOR SHORT, LAZY CHAPTERS! -shot- So uhhh... yeah :D Please enjoy Chase's suffering in this chapter~

(I don't own Hetalia)

When I woke up in my bed the next morning, I was slightly concerned about my mental health. Blacking out two nights in a row isn't exactly a good way to live. My solution was to stay in my room all day and try to calm myself. Well, that was my plan until a big scary Russian barged into my room. So here I am, sitting in the back of some Russian's car with some other small man yelling 'aru'. I mentally facepalmed, and looked out of the window. I would have to do something about security when I got back. Truthfully, I wasn't that worried. Either I would black out again, or my captors will turn out to be countries and return me once they get whatever they want.

Dear god, what has my life turned into?

Finally when the large, scary man got back into the car, he turned to face me. I will never forget his creepily sadistic smile and the way that a purple aura was all over him. I shrieked a bit, and became scared again. He laughed, making the other man slap him lightly on the shoulder and roll his eyes.

"You're scaring him, aru!" he complained, and smiled apologetically at me. "I'm China, and this here is Russia aru." He pointed out. My blood ran cold as I looked at 'Russia'. I knew America and Russia never got along, so I was in deep shit here.

Again.

"What do you two want from me?" I squeaked, looking warily at both of them. 'China' scared me a little less, but I still felt threatened. I felt in my pocket for my phone, and to my utter relief, it was still there.

"We just want to lure Alfred out-"

"We just wanted to talk to you, aru." China seethed, interrupting the large Russian. I sighed, and banged my head lightly against my pulled up knees. I knew it damn it! Why the hell did Alfred always have to come up in my life?!

"Can we get this over with then?" I snapped, and rubbed the bridge of my nose irately. I could not fucking live with this for four years. Both of them looked surprised, and looked at each other in amusement.

"What's your favorite kind of ice-cream?" China asked his tone serious. I looked at him in amazement, dumbfounded. Seriously? That was it?

"Chocolate." I said slowly, not sure if the two of them were just extremely stupid, or there was something special about ice-cream. The Russian smiled evilly again, making my heart skip a beat. Had I said something wrong?

Before I knew it, I was being shoved out of the car as they sped off. I sat on the ground, so confused that I thought my head might explode from the stupidity of it all. I turned around suddenly, and to my surprise and horror America stood right behind me, a serious expression on his face.

"Did you tell them?"

"Tell them what?"

"What your favorite kind of ice-cream is?"

"….. I'm going back to my room." I sighed, and pushed myself up. Anymore of this shit and I might accidentally end up killing someone.

As the American lifted me up over his shoulder and carried me away, I wondered dully why the world hated me so damn much.

-later in a dark room-

I glared at England, who was interrogating me for no reason whatsoever. For some reason ice-cream was really important to these people. He kept on asking me about flavors, types, textures, and companies.

"I still don't get why we have to do this!" I snapped, and crossed my arms. One of England's large eyebrows twitched. He sighed, and ran a hand through his hair.

"-because it's fun to see you suffer." He finally said, his face serious. My mouth was wide open, and my left eye was twitching like mad.

"THAT IS IT. SCREW ALL OF YOU, I'M LEAVING." I screamed, got up, and knocked the stupid door down. Alfred was waiting on the other side, as he looked at me surprised. I flipped him the bird and sprinted back to my room, got there, and slammed the stupid door shut. I whirled around, saw France naked on my bed, and screamed,

"IF YOU DO NOT GET OUT, I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY TO HANDS."

So of course, the Frenchman rushed out of my room, screaming bloody murderer.

CHASE IS MAD. RUN FOR YOUR LIVEEEESSSS. Hope you enjoyed. (now I'm craving icecream :I) Please remember to review~!

(I don't own Hetalia)