Here's a short one. I don't own anything. I just thought this would be funny.
"Good morning Dana. I'm happy to be here today at the Happy Harbor Zoo. They are celebrating their 10th anniversary! Currently I am wandering the zoo and asking people what they like most about this lovely place." The news reporter seemed way too happy right now. "Personally I love the monkey habit. These fellows are so cute!"
The screeching was driving Wally nuts. He didn't know why he was even watching the stupid news. There was like a billion channels! He quickly flipped through most of them before groaning and turning back on the news. He then continued to eat his popcorn, trying to catch it in his mouth. It was slightly entertaining at east. "Thank you Frank for the wonderful facts about the monkeys. We'll join up with him later for information about the other friendly creatures here." Apparently Wally had missed the zoo keeper in his quest to catch popcorn.
"Our own Happy Harbor High School students took a field trip today in honor of this special occasion. I'm going to see if I can speak with a few students." Wally scoffed at the crazy-happy guy. He decided to zip to the kitchen for some other snacks after finishing his popcorn. A few seconds later he came back with his arms full.
Dropping his load, he settled on a candy bar before noticing who the guy was talking to. "M'gann! Boy, does she look fine today." Then he noticed Connor skulking besides her. M'gann was being her generally bubbly self. Connor was scowling. "So, what was your favorite part about visiting the zoo today?" The annoying man asked. "I think we both really liked the wolves!" M'gann smiled. Connor grunted in approval. "What about the monkeys? There was this really cute baby monkey…" He was interrupted with an angry growl. "I hate monkeys!" Then he simply walked away leaving a stunned reporter. Wally just sat there, taking in what had just happened, and then he burst out laughing.
He was still laughing when Artemis entered the cave. "What are you laughing about Kid Idiot?" "News…Connor…He…Monkeys…" Wally tried to get out. "Speak in complete sentences, moron." She mumbled. "Connor totally scared the news reporter out of his mind! 'I hate monkeys!'" He tried to imitate but ended up laughing again. "On live news! It was brilliant!"