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Wally sat, bored to death in his current events class. He didn't know why his uncle wanted him to take it. It was so boring. The teacher gave out graded assignments then started talking about current topics. People started shouting out ideas.
"Cars!" "Economy!" "Superman!" "Dick Grayson!"
Okay, that caught Wally's attention. 'Why did that girl bring him up?' Wally thought and decided quickly to type in Dick's name. He found an online newscast for some entertainment thing. He pulled out his head phones and slyly put one side in his ear, making sure his teacher was busy. He clicked on the link. A fake blonde in way too tight clothes started talking.
"Boy Billion-Heir caught on tape. Does he have a girlfriend, or is he a playboy in the making?" Wally scoffed at the crazy lady. 'Dick…I don't think so.'
"This is Margret May for E-News. Today Bruce Wayne's young ward, Dick Grayson was catching the world by storm. At a charity ball hosted by Wayne last night, young Dick was spotted with a pretty black-haired young lady. The two snuck off sometime during the night where later our cameras caught the two in a major lip-lock session."
Wally's eyes went wide. 'Zatanna…and Dick! Oh my…' He couldn't finish his own thought. The two were currently on his computer screen starting into something very much not G rated. 'It's kind of hot…..no…bad Wally. Get it out of your head! Little brother/best friend making out with new teammate!' He paused the video and started banging his head on his palm. He needed to get that image out of his mind. It was gross seeing the two of them make out.
He decided to press play again. The annoying lady went on. "Wayne quickly came out to break the two apart, pulling Dick behind closed doors. We can only wonder if he was scolding him or giving him pointers on how…."
Wally exited the video. He couldn't take it anymore. The image was still burning in his mind. He interrupted his teacher's train of thought for the bathroom pass. When he got there he used his super speed to sneak out of the school and run to Gotham Academy. Lucky for him Dick was at lunch and very much alone for the moment.
"Dick!" He called as soon as he spotted his friend. Dick looked up from his lunch to see Wally. "What are you doing here?" He hissed. Not in a mean way Wally assumed. He hoped anyway. Either way he had to do it.
Dick was caught completely off guard when Wally punched him in the face. "That's for my eyes! They burned!" He shouted in triumph. Dick clutched his nose and glared at his soon-to-be missing best friend. "What the heck dude!" He checked his hand for blood and spotted some. He mentally changed that to soon-to-be dead best friend.
"My brain will never be able to unsee that make out session you had with Zatanna!" Dick's eyes grew wide. "Please don't tell me that made the news…" He groaned. "Well, it was only the entertainment news."
"Bruce is going to kill me."
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