Dodgebrawl

"Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers were forced to run a four mile race around the island. It ended up being Eva and Izzy who won the race, though some drama occurred after! Duncan's homophobic comments irritated everyone, and it was his turn to get the boot. Finally, Noah and Cody started a relationship with each other. What will happen next on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!

In the Killer Bass cabin…

"So, Tyler…" Heather purred seductively to the athlete. Tyler smirked confidently, before whispering something into her ear. Heather grinned madly, before whispering back.

Confessional

-Tyler-

"My plan is perfect! Heather and I will go all the way to the top, demolishing everyone as we step on them to reach the top of the mountain of victory!" Tyler says with his hands in the air. Then, he rubs them together in a cartoon villain-esque fashion.

-Heather-

"If you're wondering why I have no moral issues, it's because that I don't want to feel bad for anyone else if I leave them in the dirt. So, I won't feel as though I'm hurting someone when I defeat him or her. Of course, it's Harold's turn to go, now." Heather files her nails as she says this. Then, she picked up a picture of Harold, which has a large black X on it.

"Harold, eh, how's it going, eh?" Ezekiel asked the super geek. Harold was really tired; the physical activity from yesterday had given him a lot of sore muscles the following day.

"Honestly, I feel like crap, because I feel sore everywhere," Harold replied to the prairie boy. He wondered what it was like to live on a prairie; was it fun? Suddenly, Ezekiel began to leave, before Harold stopped him.

"Wait, Ezekiel!" The homeschooled boy turned around, as Harold stood up. Harold walked over to Zeke, and asked him a question.

"So, Zeke, how's it like on the prairie?" Harold asked the question sincerely. A wide grin formed on Zeke's face, and then they struck up a conversation. Katie looked on in disgust from her bed. She was calculating ways to get rid of her opponents.

Who should I get rid of first? Katie's eyes darted around the room; this was only to watch all nine of the contestants do their own thing. Heather was talking to Tyler, while Beth and DJ struck up a conversation on the environment. Trent and Owen were getting along, as they talked about music, and partying. Katie focused on Owen, as she began to formulate a plan inside her mind.

I'll get him to throw the challenge, when I have food. Then, the team will have a reason to eliminate him, and one more of my competitors go down! Katie cackled, until she saw Ezekiel and Harold staring at her. Katie turned back, and focused on the wall.

"So, Owen. How many parties have you been to?" Trent asked the big guy. Owen laughed, before beginning to silently count in his head.

"I think I've been to like, thirty parties. More or less," Owen answered Trent, while the musician gasped. He had never been invited to that many parties; Owen must be popular.

"Challenge Time! Report to the gymnasium behind the cabins for your next challenge!" All of the Killer Bass grunted as they walked into the gymnasium, while the Screaming Gophers waved to them. Some waved back, though all of them stayed silent.

"Today, all of you will be participating in one of the most popular games in school; Dodgeball!" Chris announced, while Noah groaned. He didn't like to play dodgeball, considering his siblings often used his lack of athletic prowess against him.

"Each of you will be split into teams, and then you'll have to decide who goes on for the first round! Whichever team wins three games first wins the challenge!" Chris announced, when the teams quickly huddled together.

"Clearly, we need a mix of strong and weak players in order to participate in the three rounds. Who wants to sit out for the first round?" Courtney whispered, as the others nodded. Noah volunteered; he knew he had no athletic ability.

Meanwhile, the Killer Bass were arguing amongst themselves. Katie was at her wit's end with Beth's pestering.

"So, what kind of hair-gel do you use? I mean, you look totally gorgeous either way, bu-" Katie screaming cut Beth off. Katie then screamed at her to shut up, while her team looked in shock.

"Sorry, I'm just really stressed," Katie lied through her teeth. She was already formulating plans to take everyone down.

"For the first game, we'll have me, Beth, and DJ. Then, in the next game we'll have Katie, Trent, and Tyler, and finally, we'll have Owen, Harold, and Ezekiel," Heather explained the plan to her team. They all nodded in approval, while Katie tried her best to keep crude thoughts of the Asian inside her head. When did she become boss? Soon, the Killer Bass dispersed. Owen began to leave for the dodgeball court, but then Katie stopped him.

"Owen, I have a proposition for you…" Katie whispered seductively in his ear. Owen blushed, before turning away. He didn't want anything to do with Katie, especially since she had been acting so weird before.

"I have four chocolate bars from Chris' studio, and I have video evidence of you stealing everyone's food from home." That changed things. Owen turned to face the now smirking girl, as she had her hands on her hips. Katie flashed four chocolate bars and a DVD, before putting them away in her pocket. Then, she walked up to the bigger boy, and whispered her plan in his ear.

"Throw the challenge, and I'll give you all of the evidence and the chocolate bars," Katie explained, as the boy grew fearful. The girl was mad; no, insane. However, Owen had no choice; it was this, or getting eliminated.

"Fine, Katie. I'll throw the challenge for the evidence and the chocolate bars," Owen said, defeated. Katie smirked; she knew he would see things her way. Then, she walked away, while Owen wondered about what to do. Little did he know, someone was watching from afar.

"Who knew that girl could blackmail? She could be a useful asset to my alliance…" Heather commented to herself. However, there was one thing that she knew for sure; Katie was a threat that, if not properly taken care of, could take down anyone.

Meanwhile, Tyler looked around for Heather at the dodgeball court. She wasn't there, which disappointed him. He'd grown a soft spot for the girl ever since they took down Sadie and Geoff together. He noticed his teammates were conversing with each other. Ezekiel and Harold were talking about being homeschooled. Then, Tyler saw Beth talking to DJ about various aspects of nature.

"DJ, do you know about the number of wild animals being killed every day because their habitats are being destroyed?" Beth asked the gentle giant. DJ looked shocked, before answering.

"I know, right? It's horrible! Wild animals need homes as much as we do!" DJ exclaimed. Beth nodded in agreement, before glancing at the rest of her teammates. Heather, Katie and Owen were missing, though she was sure they would show up. She also saw Trent sitting by himself, waiting for one of his only friends on the island.

On the Screaming Gophers side, everything was going along smoothly. They had already decided the order, and now everyone was just getting in some small talk. Noah's alliance was talking with each other, while Courtney was glaring at Cody from afar.

That little tech geek stole my Noah from me! Courtney thought in anger. Her teammates edged away from her slightly; they didn't want to see an angry Courtney. Meanwhile, Bridgette was talking with Leshawna about something.

"Hey, Leshawna,"

"Hey, Surfer Girl. What do you need?"

"I don't know how to tell this one guy that I like him,"

"It better not be that Justin guy. He's just a conceited little a-hole. A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero,"

"No, it's not Justin. I'm not going to tell you who it is! That'd ruin the surprise!" Bridgette exclaimed, when Leshawna whispered something in her ear. Bridgette's eyes went wide open, and she began to grin madly. Leshawna's idea was perfect! Her eyes darted to where her crush was, on the other side of the team.

"Izzy, tell us another one of your stories!" Cody exclaimed like a little child. Noah chuckled to himself, as Izzy began. The three other members of the alliance listened intently.

"Once, I beat a shark using some paperclips. It was awesome! The shark was scared of me, with my paper clip rope lasso! When I latched on to the shark's fin using the lasso, I began punching it like there was no tomorrow! The shark was so scared, and it swam away after I bent its fin!" Izzy explained, while roaring with laughter. The others were both bewildered and impressed with the psycho's ability to do anything.

Suddenly, everyone turned to see Heather, Katie, and Owen walk into the dodgeball court. They were quite late, and they were met with scowls from Chris, as they sat on the Killer Bass side. Then, the host explained the challenge.

"What you have to do is get the other team out, and then your team wins the challenge. Of course, the balls have special properties to them. The blue ball can curve around, and hit your opponents from behind, while the yellow balls have a heavy weight," Chris explained the challenge.

For the first round, it was Justin, Leshawna, and Eva against Heather, Beth, and DJ. Chef was the referee, and after a few minutes, he blew the whistle.

Both teams ran towards the three balls on the court. One was a regular red ball, while another was blue, and the last one was yellow. Eva picked up the blue ball, while Heather and DJ picked up the other two.

"Have fun losing!" Heather cackled before throwing the red ball at Justin. He dodged the attack by a few centimeters, and readied himself for an onslaught of attacks. Then, Eva threw the blue ball to the side, causing it to curve to try and hit Beth from behind. However, Beth jumped out of the way, landing on her stomach on the court.

"Sorry, Justin," DJ whispered, before mustering up his strength to throw the yellow ball. The yellow ball whizzed across the line separating the teams, targeting Justin. The ball hit the male model on the face, ricocheting off into the air. Leshawna used this moment to her advantage, and caught the plummeting ball before it hit the ground. DJ was shocked, before sitting down. Leshawna and Justin high-fived each other, before Justin realized he had a black eye. Then, Leshawna realized who she was high-fiving, and turned away from the male model. Justin was hurt; and not just from the black eye.

Leshawna and Eva grabbed the yellow ball and the red ball, and they both targeted Beth. This time, the Wannabe was not so lucky, as she was hit in stomach by the red ball Eva threw. She was sent back into the wall, before falling down onto the dodgeball court again. Now, it was Eva, Leshawna, and Justin against the lone Killer Bass, Heather.

Heather stayed calm, and threw the blue ball and red ball at the same time at Justin. The male model dodged the red ball, but was hit by the curve of the blue ball in the back. Heather kept a smirk on her face.

I can do this! I just gotta beat Leshawna and Ev- Heather's thoughts were interrupted when he was hit in the legs by a red ball thrown by Eva. This caused Heather to flip midair, before falling flat on his face.

"The Screaming Gophers win Round 1!" The winning team cheered, while the Killer Bass sulked. The next round began almost immediately, with Gwen, Cody, and Izzy against Katie, Trent, and Tyler.

"You guys are no match for a jock like me!" Tyler tooted his own horn. The referee called the beginning of the round, and both teams ran towards the balls like before. This time, the Killer Bass had all the balls, as Katie and Tyler looked at Cody maniacally. They threw the yellow ball, and the blue ball, slamming Cody in the back and the front with the two balls. He was pushed back into the bleachers by the force of the attack, while Noah got him to sit up. Then, Noah laid Cody's head on his lap.

"Are you okay? That looked like it really hurt, Cody,"

"It did. At least I'm here with you, which makes it feel better," Cody responded, earning a ton of "awww"s from both teams. Meanwhile, the second round was heating up.

"Take this, megajock!" Izzy yelled out a battle cry, before grabbing the blue ball, and sending it curving towards Tyler. He dodged the original attack, but made contact with the ball as it curved around. Izzy did a mini victory dance, before she saw Trent hurtling a red ball towards her. Izzy did her best to dodge, but it barely hit her. It was now Gwen against Katie and Trent. The goth tried to throw the red ball at Katie, but not before Trent threw the blue ball at her. Gwen dove, and ended up dodging the blue ball. However, she couldn't move quickly enough to dodge the red ball thrown at her by Katie, causing the Killer Bass to win Round 2.

The Killer Bass were deciding on whom to choose next, as Owen had fallen asleep on the wooden bleachers during the second round. The Screaming Gophers already chose their roster, and they waited for the Killer Bass to make a decision.

"I think we should put Ezekiel, Harold, and DJ on the court, considering Owen's sleeping," Heather pointed at the sleeping boy. The Killer Bass nodded, before returning. It was now Courtney, Lindsay, and Bridgette against Ezekiel, Harold, and DJ.

The game began when Chef blew his whistle. Courtney made a quick sprint to the yellow dodgeball, and channeled her anger of losing Noah to Cody into the challenge. She threw the yellow dodgeball at Harold with such force that she sent him flying into the wall, cracking it. The Killer Bass covered their mouths in shock, while thinking of how much that would hurt.

Bridgette grabbed the blue ball, while Lindsay grabbed the red dodgeball. However, when Bridgette threw the blue ball at Ezekiel, Lindsay threw the red ball at the wall near her side. The Screaming Gophers all facepalmed, before the Killer Bass smirked.

The blue ball missed Ezekiel, who readied a yellow ball. He threw it with as much power as he could, before hitting Bridgette in the chest. It was now Courtney and Lindsay against Ezekiel and DJ. The gentle giant grabbed a red ball, and threw it at Courtney, who dodged it evasively. Then, the former CIT threw the yellow ball at the wall near the bleachers, prompting Ezekiel to laugh. However, the ball ricocheted off the wall into Ezekiel's side, eliminating him from the game. DJ threw the yellow ball at Lindsay, who wasn't paying attention. However, Lindsay found a quarter on the floor, which she bent down to pick up. The yellow ball went over her, when DJ looked fearful. Courtney rubbed the dodgeball against her clothes, and then threw it as hard as she could. DJ tried to evade the attack, but the electricity in the dodgeball stuck to him like a smart missile. DJ was hit in the back by the red ball, allowing the Screaming Gophers to take the win.

"The Screaming Gophers win Round 3, and they only need one more round to win!" Chris announced, waking Owen up. Katie rolled her eyes at her fellow camper's lack of athleticism, when they sent him, her, and Heather up. Chris walked over towards Noah, who was cradling Cody.

"Hate to interrupt your lovefest, but you've got to play. Since the other team already used all of their members, you have to go, as well," Chris said, shadily. Noah didn't like this, but didn't want to argue with the host; that could risk his chance for the hundred grand.

Noah got up, along with Leshawna and Izzy. They were against Owen, Katie, and Heather, and this could be the round where the Screaming Gophers could wrap it up.

When Chef blew his whistle, Noah started to run, but at a much slower pace than Leshawna or Izzy. He saw Heather, and Katie aim for him, so he sidestepped, dodging the yellow and red balls thrown at him. Then, Noah grabbed the two balls, and threw them with as much strength as she possibly could. However, the balls missed Katie and Heather, who were busy throwing at Izzy and Leshawna.

"Hey, Katie," Heather began the conversation while she was dodging balls left and right. Katie turned, with a suspicious look.

"What do you want, Queen Bee?" Katie asked rudely. She was trying her best to make it look like she was trying to win, when she knew that Owen would cover up. Speaking of Owen, he "slipped" on the dodgeballs on the ground, crashing into Heather and Katie.

"I know what you did to Owen. You could join my alliance, and together, we'll make it to the final three. It'll be you, me, and Tyler," Heather explained to the girl who had lost her twin. Katie pondered it for a moment, before answering.

"I'm glad you see things my way. I'll happily join your alliance," Katie said, her voice dripping with evil. Suddenly, two balls thrown by Noah, of all people, hit her and Heather. Owen was left alone against the three of them.

Owen's natural dodgeball instinct kicked in. He picked up a yellow ball and the red ball, and threw it as hard as he could at Izzy and Leshawna. Both were hit almost instantaneously, as they walked sulkily onto the bleachers. It was down to Noah, and Owen, for the win, or the tie. Owen glanced at Katie, who gave him the death motion with her fingers slicing her neck imaginarily. He was scared, and knew he had to throw the challenge in order to get the chocolate bars and the video back.

"Sorry, Noah. Your time's up!" Owen yelled, before throwing a blue ball. However, before he threw it, Owen pretended to slip, and fell to the ground, completely changing the angle of his shot. It missed Noah by a lot, and the bookworm picked it up, and threw the blue ball. It curved, hitting Owen. Noah went wide-eyed, and realized he had just won the challenge for his team!

The Screaming Gophers were cheering madly, as they scrambled off the bleachers to lift the bookworm onto their shoulders. Before that, however, Cody gave Noah a kiss on the cheek, causing the bookworm to blush furiously. Meanwhile, the Killer Bass were giving Owen the death glare, while Katie and Heather smirked.

Confessional

-Noah-

"I told you guys that I could do something physical!" Noah says proudly to his siblings at home, before fist pumping. The camera shuts off.

"The winners of the challenge are the Screaming Gophers! Killer Bass, I'll see you at the campfire tonight!" Chris announced, as the Screaming Gophers carried Noah back to the cabin. Meanwhile, the Killer Bass stared at Owen, Heather, and Katie intently, before marching off to their cabin.

At the campfire ceremony…

"Killer Bass, how does it feel to have your second loss in the season? Owen, you sucked as you let Noah, of all people, get you out! Heather and Katie, you also didn't do much work either!" Chris explained, before Katie gave him the death glare. Then, he coughed, before continuing.

"I have eight marshmallows with me, but there are nine of you. One of you isn't staing for one more night, and you can't come back. FOREVER," Chris repeated, before getting to the main event. Then, he signaled for the Killer Bass to vote before he passed out the marshmallows.

Confessional

-Heather-

"Who knew Katie could blackmail? Oh yeah. I don't feel sorry for you. You shouldn't have thrown the challenge," Heather smirks before saying the last part tauntingly. Then, she checks off a person's name on the list.

-Katie-

"My plan worked perfectly!" Katie says, before crossing off a person's name on the list.

-Ezekiel-

"Oh my gosh, eh. You were horrible, eh. Too bad you were a nice guy, eh," Ezekiel says before crossing his arms. Then, he crosses off a person's name.

-Harold-

"Thank goodness you were horrible today. If you weren't, I would've been voted off!" Harold says with a genuine smile. Then, he checks off a person on the list.

-Owen-

"Was it worth the chocolate? No. They were good, though. Katie is evil; though I'm not sure the others know. I don't want them to be in danger." Owen says before looking sad. He crosses off a name, before exiting the confessional.

The Killer Bass were back at the campfire ceremony, where Chris was waiting with a nasty smirk on his face. He looked quite amused with the results.

"The following people are safe for another day! We've got…

Beth!

DJ!

Ezekiel!

Harold!

Trent!

Tyler!

Heather!" Chris paused before saying the final name. It was between Katie and Owen. Katie had a confident smirk on, while Owen looked scared.

"The final marshmallow goes to…

Katie!" Chris announced before throwing the marshmallow to Katie. She waved a taunting bye-bye towards Owen, who started to walk towards the Dock of Shame. Before he left, though, he tried to say something, but Chef had gagged him. The Killer Bass waved goodbye, as the only reason they voted him off was because he was the reason they lost the challenge.

Katie and Heather looked onto the moon in the sky, smirking evilly. They glanced at each other, thinking the same thing; their team didn't know what was coming to them.

Votes:

Beth – Owen

DJ – Owen

Heather – Owen

Owen – Katie

Ezekiel – Owen

Harold – Owen

Katie – Owen

Trent – Owen

Tyler – Owen

Owen: 8 Votes

Katie: 1 Vote

AN: There we go. Owen was eliminated, removing Season 1's canon winner. RNG has been very mean to the characters that make it far.

Eliminated: Sadie, Geoff, Duncan, Owen

Remaining:

Screaming Gophers: Noah, Cody, Courtney, Lindsay, Eva, Izzy, Gwen, Justin, Bridgette, Leshawna

Killer Bass: Heather, Beth, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Katie, Trent, Tyler