Dear Fanfiction Writers

by HyaHya

Finally the characters have had the sense to read up on what is said about them and have decided to reply with some interesting opinions! Just get on and read because my summary sucks! REVEIW! Who do you want to write to you? VLAD AND THANK YOU UP! COMPLETENESS!

3. Miss McCauley

I feel ill so I am off school.

Soo the lovely Miss McCauley, you pick who you want hear from next!

I pressed a lot on writing as I am a budding writer myself and well, I just love writing. :D

Chapter 3 Alex McCauley

Dear fanfiction writers,

I am quite a fan of your tales; they are very interesting and show a level of great writing skill as an English teacher I cannot stress enough how vocabulary and capitalisation are important but you do it justice.
I have no idea why you picked the names of Mr Count's family with an extra surname because they obviously aren't vampires…

It was nice of you to star me in your lovely stories but I am more than just a simple teacher who is terrified of vampires, they are quite interesting and would be a living story that everyone would have to write.

After reading your stories in more detail I see you have blamed the Counts/Draculas for the freak storms we keep getting but I assure you no one has the power to command weather but it always seems to happen when someone is in a bad mood…

I have no idea what gave you such silly ideas but I do NOT have a crush on Mr Count, he is simply someone I work with.

Vlad… that's an interesting subject you breached, I don't know where you have this idea he is the king of the vampires, he is only eighteen! Along with his anger problems and personality jumps, I'm not sure what you mean. Ok I do but surely he just needs some counselling, the Counts (Yes I am pretty sure it is the COUNTS) are a slightly dysfunctional family so the two siblings (Vlad and Ingrid) are likely to have difficulties.

I have a question to ask. Why do the Van Helsing's always visit the school at wildly inappropriate times?

Yours Sincerely

Alex McCauley.

P.S: If you still think these fantasies are real I have a councillor friend who can help you!

PPS: I do not have a crush on Mr Dracula- I mean Mr Count.

When the letter arrives…

"She obviously has feelings for him!" One writer exclaims and pulls out a pen to write a story about the Count and endearing Miss McCauley.

"What do we call her in our stories?" Another writer asks scratching his head "Miss McCauley or Alex or Alex McCauley?"

"Anger problems? I do not have anger problems!" Vlad says stamping his foot angriliy.