Yes, I am going to the uncharted lands that are Becky's head.
I am going to update this ASAP so I can get it finished and it won't be hanging over my head.
Chapter Six – Becky
Hey Fanfic people,
I am going to get straight to the point.
Omfg I read this Fanfic by yektiddle… yeknodelper..? yekdonkey? Yeknodelittel! And I totally LOLLED! Erin being queen of vamps, what are you thinking? She doesn't even wear makeup!
Vlad being a vamp… Omfg he is so hot, I know if Erin didn't seduce him then he would be mine…
Whenever she goes Vlad is just like so saaad, and like whenever I try and comfort him he just like bites my head off and one time I thought he was gonna bite my neck cuz I smelt like garlic.
Your stories are like rubbish sometimes, I mean Vlad obviously loves me! Not that weirdo freak Erin. You should definitely write stories about me being Vlad's Queen.
Okay, what does everyone have against me? Even the author of this story has called my head uncharted lands and everyone keeps writing about Vlad finding me annoying and biting me, I mean what is with Vlad being a vampire? I mean he would look be even hotter if he was a vamp which he isn't because…
He doesn't go out in the sun.
He likes kissing girls necks and brushing his teeth against veins.
He hates garlic.
He avoids mirrors.
He wears black when he's not in school uniform
His eyes seem to change colour but that must be the lighting
OMFLGG! HOTTIE IS BLOODDUDE?
[Translation: Oh my f***ing god! Vlad is a vampire?]
Due to Becky running from the room dramatically screaming this letter will end here.
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"Aww dammit, she found out…" One writer says.
"I was going to write a dramatic fic about her finding out, the only thing dramatic about that was the screaming!" Another complains throwing his pen and paper on the floor jumping up and down throwing a massive tantrum.