Yes I am lazy.

Wolfie

Hi!

I'm Wolfie!

Everyone thinks I'm 5 but I'm really grown up; I'm 8!

Uncle Count says that if I'm really mean he'll take me hunting!

Miss McCauley got me some colouring crayons too and apparently I'm going to go to 'school!' Or Miss McCauley will give me private lessons.

I can't read so I don't know what you put in Fanfiction about me but it sounds fun!

I don't want to go back to mum or dad, mum left me and daddy ignored me, I like staying with Uncle Count and Ingrid and Erin and Vlad!

From Wolfie

FANFICTION HQ

"Awwwww!" Chorus the writers.

Next: Final chapter, Vlad!