A recent PM told me I'd forgotten someone important! How come none of you noticed? :o

Next chapter will be Vlad I promise.

Kinda embarressed, I keep having to up ratings on my stories because of my potty mouth :/ oops?

Here is Robin, mind wiped and all.

Robin

Hi… I'm not really sure why you write Fanfiction about me… I have the most boring life in existence.

So why do you stalk me and write weird, frankly creepy stories based around my life?

Another thing: I am NOT gay! You seem to be keen to write me having a relationship with Vlad Count, who I knew for all of a year and a half before he left and he most definitely wasn't a vampire!

I know I had my dark year where I dressed up as a Goth and believed in vampires but that didn't mean I would ask some eccentric dude with a great Halloween costume to bloody bite me like you all seem to think! T.T

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Ingrid Count was bloody hot but she was not a freaking vampire! She stopped going to school at sixteen because she didn't want to, she was skiving!

Will Clarke moved away and Mr Van Helsing left after Jonno went to live with his mum, neither of them died! You people seem to have a creepy obsession with vampires and death.

I moved to London a while ago before Ingrid Count or Dracula apparently 'destroyed Stokely' but I certainly wasn't around to see that!

Vlad hasn't kept contact with me at all since he left so I don't know why you think we're going to meet up anytime soon.

Yes at one point I was sent to happy camp. T.T apparently I wasn't being 'social' enough but I was! A mobile phone does count as communicating even if I refuse to leave my room.

Okay, maybe I do miss Vlad a bit. He was like my best friend until he ran off and left for whatever and didn't even bother to leave any means of contact, I just remember this awesome party at the Counts and then they were gone and I'd forgotten most of the previous year…

The point is though that you guys are stalkers! Spying on my personal live and posting it online for all to see! Do not appreciate it :o

FANFICTION HQ

One of the writers' does a facepalm. "Do you think we should break it to him?"

"Nah," Another replies. "Let him work it out on his own," They laugh gleefully. "Now I have the address Vlad should speed to London expecting a treaty breaker and find Robin instead! Hahahaha!" The other writers sigh in amusement at the writer's craziness.

"Does anyone know what happened to Zoltan? The last we saw of him was when he kidnapped Joseei with his blood pack…" A writer asks stroking an imaginary beard that happens to be pink and covered white stripes, what a unique imagination they have.