AN: Hey hope you like this random little thing I came up with…please look over any grammatical mistakes its midnight and I really wanted to post this. I know it's really short...but i wrote it in like 30 minutes...please no flames and please review, it fills my heart with rainbows.
Link and Sheik are outside taking a nice Saturday afternoon stroll. When all of a sudden a group of teenage, girls approach them. "Hello." greets Link smiling one of his charming smiles. Sheik nods his head in greeting. "Hey!" said the girls. One of them looks at Link's clothes and a huge grin lights her face. "Oh my Goddess, you're Zelda, right?" She asks excitedly.
Link twitches and his smile turns into a weird grimace. Sheik puts his hand up to his face trying to hold in his laughter. "You are, aren't you?" She exclaims and turns to her friends and grasps their hands. "It's Fricking Zelda the chosen hero of the gods!" they all yell, squealing fan girl screams. At this point Sheik can hardly hold it in, his whole body is shaking as he tries to hold it. Link's hands clench and unclench as his face turns into a scowl.
"Will you sign my book Zelda?!" Asks the first girl as she holds out a sparkly pink notebook and glitter pen. After the first girl asks, all the other girls start asking for the same thing. The only words you could really pick out from all their requests were, "Please Zelda!" Sheik burst out laughing he just couldn't hold it in anymore.
That was it…Link had had enough.
"MY NAME'S NOT ZELDA!" He screams at the girls. The girls jump back and let out little eeps. "My name is Link. I've been the hero for 26 years. I've killed Ganondorf numerous times. I've turned into a wolf, gone through time, helped three different Goddesses, plus I've dealt with a creepy perverted demon, lost my best friend, saved the future, got stuck in the past and had to fight a demonic mask. 26 years of saving Hyrule and you can't even remember my name. Is it really that hard?!" Link asks when his long rant is over.
The girls had crowded together and they shook their heads slowly. "Good. That's all I ask. Now who wanted me to sign their book first?" He asks and the smile returns to his face. The girls look at him for a while before walking quickly away. Link turns to Sheik and asks, "Did I say something wrong?" Sheik who had just regained his composure starts to laugh again and just shakes his head. "No, nothing wrong…Zelda." Sheik says and laughs harder. Link slaps Sheik on the back of the head and walks away "No…respect….26 years…and still no respect…" he mumbles. Sheik rubs his head and watches the hero go. "One of the only things to make him mad….I've got to tell Ghirahim." Sheik thinks as he runs to catch up to the hero.
Oh the joy of a nice Saturday, afternoon stroll.
I hope you enjoyed this small little thing...I'll post some more funny things if you want me too. Until next...Bye!