Chapter Six: The painful night at Kagome's house
"Yoo, hoo, Inuyasha, wake up", Kagome was waving a fan in Inuyasha's face in hopes of reviving him "Everything's blurry" said Inuyasha suddenly Kagome materialised in front of him, he sat up so fast that he knocked Kagome right in the face "ow, Inuyasha" said Kagome crossly. "Sorry, I'm sorry" screeched Inuyasha in fear of hearing the word 'sit' Inuyasha and Kagome then heard a noise from upstairs "hey Inuyasha go it bit easier she's human" called Kagome's grandpa, Inuyasha felt like he was going to pass out again. Inuyasha got up and helped Kagome up, suddenly one of the babies started crying again, Kagome's mother appeared rushing down the stairs, Inuyasha thought that he heard her listening in the upstairs bedroom, which was a bit of a worry to him.
Once the baby was settled Kagome's mother walked through the room to go upstairs on her way up she tossed a box into Kagome's hands, which Kagome immediately hid from sight blushing. Once Kagome's mother was gone Inuyasha asked "what's wrong?" Kagome produced the box and tossed it to Inuyasha, he caught and checked the label "Ok honestly do they think that I'm just some mating demon or something" Kagome chuckled at Inuyasha's replacement of the word sex with mating. Inuyasha eyed "what do you want to" holding the box up, Kagome shook her head lowering her voice to a whisper "no doubt my mum, grandpa and brother will be awake for hours listening, maybe tomorrow night" Kagome thought she was quiet "Kagome that's why some marriages end in divorce, because of no consummation" said Kagome's mother Inuyasha to the offensive "In my time when a demon chooses a mate and the mate says yes they are bonded together forever". There was no reply, thinking that he was successful he relaxed "but Kagome is from this time where divorces are very common" Inuyasha screamed "can we not catch a break we are not consummating tonight" Kagome giggled again, she loved the way Inuyasha avoided that word more than any other. "Mum what's consummating" Inuyasha couldn't take much more "I'm sure Inuyasha will tell you when your older" said Kagome's mother "why do I have to teach him about the birds and the bees?" yelled Inuyasha "because you're the only father figure apart from my father in this house" replied Kagome's mother "alright either everyone goes to sleep or I kill you all" silence, Inuyasha sighed with relief. "What's the birds and the bees?" called souta, since no one answered Souta didn't ask again.
"why is it that everyone in your family is so open with each other and doesn't stop making out that I'm all about the love making" Kagome giggled again, Inuyasha stared at her once again with disgust. "Well" said Kagome slowly strolling towards Inuyasha "everyone's finally asleep" Inuyasha nodded thankfully "and you've got protection" Inuyasha finally realised where this was going before Kagome could speak another word Inuyasha was holding her in his arms tightly "it's bean awhile though" said Inuyasha quietly "oh I'm sure you've still got it" came a voice from the other room this time it was Kagome who yelled "Oh my goodness can't you people go to sleep or at least keep your thoughts to yourself" Kagome turned around to continue the conversation but found Inuyasha lips on hers. "Listen Kagome I would like to, but I'm in an awkward position right now, do you think we could wait until we return to the feudal era?" said Inuyasha "oh just do it already" screamed someone Inuyasha and Kagome remained silent, Inuyasha whispered "let's just go to bed", suddenly "you know this is the only night you'll be able to express your love without the babies to stop you" said Kagome's mother "We could do it if you all weren't distracting us" screamed Inuyasha "Mama what're they talking about I phased out for a second?" said Souta "Oh well Inuyasha and Kagome were talking about express there feelings then Grandpa butted in with a comment, and then I said that his would be they're only night to express themselves without the babies distracting them, then Inuyasha yelled at me for no reason whatsoever and that's we're you came in" answered Kagome's mum "what did Grandpa say?" asked Souta "I heard that Inuyasha was worried that he'd lost it and then I said that he'd still have it" said Kagome's Grandpa "oh, ok then" said Souta. Much rather than continuing on Kagome had already fallen asleep, however Inuyasha remained awake listening to there conversations, until he fell asleep.