Kurt wakes up in a huge bed. He smells pancakes downstairs. It reminds him of the time he stayed over at Blaine's and his housekeeper made them pancakes in the morning.
Kurt shakes the memory from his mind. Anyway, why is he in a huge bed? A bald man walks into his bedroom.
"Chris, sorry to wake you, but you're late for filming! We need to get Kurt and Blaine's getting back together scene started." Kurt is annoyed.
"No one's going to be filming that! We don't even know if that happens! What do you mean filming?"
The bald man sighs. "I don't know what's up with you, but have your ass down here in ten minutes."
Ten minutes! How can Kurt get ready in ten minutes!? Lauren walks in. Though, she seems to have lost some of her 'spunkiness'.
"C'mon, Chris, I finally get to come back on to the show in this scene!" She says, sounding annoyed. "Plus, Darren's waiting.." She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.
"Why does everybody keep calling me Chris? And who's Darren and lastly, who was that man and why are you and him and I in THIS HOUSE?"
"Um... let's see, your name's Chris, Darren plays Blaine on Glee, that was Ryan, your boss, your housekeeper let him and I in, and, oh yeah! This is YOUR house."
"My name's not Chris, my name's Kurt," Lauren lets out a laugh. Kurt glares at her. "Okay, fine. If I'm this 'Chris, then who are you? Oh, and what's Glee and what do you mean 'Darren' plays Blaine? Is that the guy Blaine cheated on me with?"
Ashley almost believes Chris. He seems so genuine. But she pushes the thought to the back of her head. Because if Kurt was real, that would mean that they were the fictional ones...
"Glee is the TV show you work on... Blaine is a fictional character, Chris. Just like Kurt."
Kurt starts to feel sick.
"Are you telling me I have a fictional life?"
"CHRIS! Kurt doesn't exist!"
Now he's dizzy, and he says, "Um, sorry, Ashley, I just got... confused." He'll have to pretend that he knows what's going on until he finds out. Wait! He has an idea.
"Hey Ashley! What's Kurt fictional phone number?"
"Oh, well, the only time it's used is in a deleted scene where he gives Blaine his new number and invites him over. Look at the old scripts." Ashley starts to make her way out.
"Hey, wait... uh, do I have a girlfriend or boyfriend or anything? My memory's uh, being weird today..."
"Well, you are head over heels for Darren, you STRAIGHT co-star..." Ashley laughs. "You couldn't have forgotten that."
With that, she leaves, and a disgusted Kurt looks at all of the clothes in Chris' closet.
"Back to square one. Crush on straight jock. Well, here goes nothing." Kurt picks out the least terrifyingly out-of date fashion outfit in Chris' closet and goes to work.