Leorio
It was a fine summer day on a tropical island. Leorio sat back on the beach with a radio playing his favorite song. His open shirt and baggy shorts billowed gently in the wind, and occasional sips from his strawberry margarita cooled him from the inside.
Behind him, a lovely blonde wearing a bikini massaged his shoulders quietly. Ah it was a good life.
A sudden buzzing from his pocket interrupted his inner peace and he looked to see who was calling. It was Kurapika.
"Y-hello!" he answered casually.
"Leorio! I'm feeling moody, let me berate you despite being younger and less experienced in life." The boy on the other end whined.
"No way, I'm not gonna put up with you today." And with that, he clicked off the call.
The phone buzzed again, it was Gon.
"Leorio. Killua said you'd be taking a vacation in one of your hundred vacation islands with a bunch of "fly girlies." I don't know what those are, can I come and see?"
Oh Gon, so innocent, so naïve.
"Sorry Gon, but I'm not gonna let Killua spoil your innocence. Just tell Killua if he doesn't stop I'll pay every chocolate manufacturer in the world to stop making chocolate if he doesn't stop."
"Kay!" Gon said before hanging up.
Kids these days.
His phone rang again. Not exasperated in the slightest, he looked and saw that it was his old buddy Peitro this time. Since he was super rich and knew how to cure any disease, he helped him while they were only kids and saved him from death. Everyone in town declared him a genius hero at that point and that boosted his fortune even more.
"Yo, what's up ol' buddy."
His friend coughed before answering.
"Leorio, there's an epidemic spreading on your 20th private island. We think it was caused by a fish!"
Worried yet filled with vigor, Leorio stood, surprising the blonde behind him.
"I'll be there in 5 minutes."'As h hung up, he turned to the beauty who stood, worry clear on her face as she but her thumb in worry.
"L-leorio. What's happened, will everything be alright?" she asked in her cute, dainty voice.
"Shh, everything will be ok. I just need to go do a little work. I'll be back soon."
With that, they made out for a whole minute before Leorio, reluctantly, pulled away and hopped in his extremely fast private jet.
In three minutes, he managed to make it all the way across the world and to Peitro. There was a whole group of people huddled together, shivering and coughing. Medical supplies at hand, Leorio set to work and cured everyone in less than thirty minutes.
"Thank you Leorio! You're the greatest!" the buxom women in bikini's cheered. Showering him with kisses, warm hugs, and compliments.
Peitro gave him a high five as well.
"Yeah Leorio, you're the greatest most richest doctor ever!"
And they lived happily and disease free ever after.