A/N: Crack pairings hoooo!

Biscuit

Biscuit Diamond Sapphire Emerald Ruby Princess Krueger was a beautiful and mysterious maiden from a land far away. She had beautiful, shimmering hair that was blonde with carrot red highlights that went all the way down to her shins. Her skin was perfect and creamy, and her eyes sparked like the jewels she was named after, and depending on her emotions, they changed colors. She wore all the prettiest dresses that would fit her petite form, not showing too much, but still showing some skin.

One day, the mysterious girl was traversing in a forest. The small, woodland creatures danced around her, and a butterfly rested in her hair, looking like a pretty blue hair clip. However, the air was so humid, she wanted to get out and find her way home, but she was lost.

While walking, she came across a clearing supporting a hot spring. In it, she could make out a figure.

Curiously, Biscuit Diamond Sapphire Emerald Ruby Princess Krueger stepped forward. With some of the fog out of her vision, she realized that it was a man, resting in the water. His bright red hair fell across his shoulders as his head leaned back against a rock. His skin was pale, and his eyes were closed.

Before she could run, the man spoke.

"Ah, no need to be so startled. Would you care to…" he opened his eyes. "Join. Me."

Biscuit Diamond Sapphire Emerald Ruby Princess Krueger blushed as her heart fluttered.

"O-oh! I s-shouldn't. I mean, I was m-merely lost and I wanted to find my way home. It's so hot here, you know. B-but, you seem to be enjoying it."

The handsome man laughed, then ran a water coated hand through his hair.

"It's quite alright. Though the heat wouldn't bother you if you wore a bit less clothing. Miss?"

Stammering, she told her name. "I-I am B-biscuit Diamond Sapphire E-emerald Ruby Princess Krueger. B-but, you can call me Bisky."

The placed a finger to his lips as he mouthed her name.

"Such a lovely name, as lovely as your eyes that shine in the light."

Her eyes, which were blue at the time, changed to shining lavender at the compliment. But before she knew it, he stood without a care in the world.

"I suppose I can help you find your way out. Though, I would rather air dry. Come, let's talk. I want to get to know you better."

Blushing as red as a ruby, she nodded and sat on a dry rock next to him, keeping her eyes on his.

"I'm the grand magician, Hasoki. I work for the King of Masadora Land. I wanted some time to relax, and this is my favorite spot. It must have been fate that we met. Tell me about yourself."

"W-well. I'm a princess of a far away kingdom. My mother was a half angel half goddess queen. But my father was an incubus. Because of my blood, I was shunned and cast away. So that makes me part angel, part goddess, and technically part succubus."

Hasoki looked amazed.

"I believe we were meant to be together because I'm part god and part incubus. Let's get married, have many lovely children and create a new generation." The handsome magician proposed.

Suddenly, a new person emerged from the fog. A mysterious man that Biscuit Diamond Sapphire Emerald Ruby Princess Krueger knew all too well. Her ex.

Prince Baka.

To be continued?